YO HOMIE! Is that my briefcase?! :) Well here we have hot pornchick Fibi Euro no, not getting waterboarded but the target of a modified Mozambique drill. He prefers to unload two nuts on the head and maybe one in the torso if she's still moving :D So Erik Will is a pornster with a massive dong and big custom loads for your facial-lover greatest pleasure. HJ says he's a boomer but I really don't think so. Erik is I think rather a GenY but hey, hey, me no knows nuttin. Fibi's forum thread is HERE BAM BAM! BAM! Just kidding. Me know nuttin besides COD (kill the russians lol airport sequence - just kidding - not that sucky battlefield). I'm just an armchair rabbit. Or bed-ridden hare. Hey babe! That was good today! You screamed a bit too much though, neighbors are gonna complain again.

Well that was a long nap. Said my surgeon looking at the nurse and sweating like Gumball's dad in the sun. Just kidding. I woke up because Sidney Sweeney was on the rec room TV, that was some vanity event and she had a sheer top and I felt some tingling in my pants. Then I realized a large, rogue cockroach (probably escaped from the cafeteria) was nibbling on my crotch. Can't blame him though. If it smells like a burger, looks like a burger, tastes like a burger, it's probably my left nut. Just kidding. I'm actually a very fit, handsome man and just this morning a babe walked by, turned around and looked at me, and smiled. She had black leggings and the whole world could see she was fit and tight. Cheeky cheeky bum bum bum. Yes yes. And I turn women's heads on a daily basis. Yes. They say: "What's that SMELL?!" but hey, I'm telling the truth at least. Lol. Ok moving on. Here's Geisha Kyd running on the beach naked, and she hasn't had yet those 304-ish cheap funbags that make her look like one of those street h0E's. Yes yes. Gotta catch'em all. but not STD's. Lol, just kidding. Catch'em while they're young because it's all downhill afterwards. Not saying it's not already a roller coaster, but.... ;) Her forum thread is HERE NEXT!