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TOOLS OF THE TRADE. AND MOAR
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-13 13:48
Yeah I know, I'm always late to the party. At least I'm heading towards it. Even though I'm really a party pooper. Talking about severed heads and the best knife steel overall. Yeah I know, that has got to ball me babes by the dozen. There are lots of men out there who skip the social courting altogether and just book an escort for travel, for a weekend, for a vacation abroad.... (I studied an escort website and there was this offer on it, so I guess there is a demand somehow). Anyhoo, back to the Font 8 Cult assembly meeting. Today's item is anita Blanche ladies and gentlemen. Ah, such a a fuckable babe. Very tall and slender, enhanced uppies for the puppies, a face that's writen all over it that she's ready to suck your dick for dough, and a wide experience in the sex trade. What's not to like? So, some guy decided to take her somewhere in Spain maybe and film her. Great idea, why didn't I think of that? See her squirt in that (hopefully rented) car. Her forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! Font 8 cult leader out. PS: for the baby boomers (like me) or maybe Gen-X too, do you know who Virginia Hey is? No? Here's a hint: she is that tall babe chewing gum in The Bugles "Video Killed The Radio Stars". The original Jessica Rabbit. Aaaaaand she is also the tall, fierce amazon warrior in Mad Max 2 - The Road Warrior! Yes, the one that gets under the truck after getting shot with arrows. Crazy, huh? Well, that fine lady is having serious health problems, so I wish her well, recovery if possible, and thoughts and prayers for her.
POPO PEEPEE PUPURGATORY
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-12 21:28
Ok I'm a bit slow to the things to come. Autistic maybe. But hey, here's a brutal update with prolific Colombian veteran chick Emily pink. At least that's how I perceive it. But maybe you're psychopaths on drugs (like me) and you like that :) Or you're just fine but need to take the edge off a bit and watch rough perv stuff before heading to your garage and mutilate a stray cat with a nail clipper and a rock. Just kidding. I think we've all been exposed so much to hardcore porn that we've deviated a bit and now the dopamine fix has to be a tad on the ton-size. If so, check it out. Her forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! Font 8 cult leader out. Hey do you know I don't watch the stuff I promote? Don't want to end up like Max ;) Just joking. I'm choking my chicken as we speak and drool over my trusty custom mechanical cherry mx blue switches keyboard with DSA profile.
TED WAS RIGHT WASN'T HE
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-12 18:34
Lovely Brit influencer thot Lily Phillips likes to be in the spotlight. And I guess people love to watch her or hate her or both :D As for me, it's just crazy how beautiful chicks nowadays throw everything to the wind for (tons of) cash. Cash will not fill the void she will feel when she will yearn for a real relationship and a family. Just kidding. Who gives a fook. Right? LIVE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW AND IT'S 1999!!!! Oh wait........ Her thread is here. GLUG GLUG Font 8 Cult leader out. Thanks to orange man I'm swimming in cash. Just kidding. I'm currently in line for the soup at the shelter. Hmm chicken broth I smell. I smell the chicken very faintly. It's gotta be the few wings or bones they threw in.
A iota of Eme?
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-11 11:17
Ah Emejota. Spanish cute chick who does just about everything. Most recently seen as a very willing cum dumpster for a great number of fellow Spaniards. And in this update, as a punching huh fucking bag for a number of big dicks. Anal fisting. DVP. You name it. The series is called 100% hell. Ok. Who the fuck gets off watching this? :) Maybe you. I'm more into foreplay and long walks on the beach under a moonlit sky :) I really feel like exposing you to a harmful signal. But hey. You're in control, Max. You choose what you wanna see, right? Her forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! I kinda like the young girl though. Her thoughtful expressions on IG make me hope she'll somehow find her path and be ok. But hey. We'll see. Font 8 cult leader out.
HEY YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE ME
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-11 10:06
I need romance
A bit of plastic beauty
To erase the bags under our eyes
Some chemical pleasure
For our brains too dull
So that our lives look like a perfect movie

This is the English translation for the awesome French song written by geniuses (and obviously visionaries) Eli & Jacno (RIP) for French singer Lio's "Amoureux solitaires". Who would've known they would so perfectly describe today's world? Anyway. Check out Lio's videos for the song, it's quite sexy. So, popular French babe Candie Luciani reminds me of Lio. Yes Jazee. What's your opinion? Her scenes and forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh!
WHAT TIME IS IT? OOO OOO OOO AH AH AH AH
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-10 11:04
I would be tremendously happy if someone would recognize the very very subtle (?!) reference to a musical history moment.... But hey, who knows. Some Font 8 cult members are very powerful. They officiate in the shadows. They pull the strings (the dental strings, mostly after dinner). Anyway. Enough flexing. I don't really care what time it is but I know it's BLAST-FROM-THE-PAST-SATURDAY!!!! YAY! Which means some memories for you, or maybe a peek at the 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's finest babes from eurobabeindex. Evidence #1: Czech (Yes, Henry she's Czech not British :) Elis Black. She's so fine. Slender, medium boobies, long legs, perk tight butt, smooth skin and tight kitty ;) What's not to like? She was about to get married when I met her! I kid you not. In this scene, she's paired up with some dude and the legendary George Uhl, complete with hair on his head! Ah those were the daze! Her scenes and forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader over and out!
ARIBA CALITA QUE CALOR
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-09 21:44
Dear fellow humans, if you like sexy-but-not-too-much MILFS, hairy Spaniard Calita Fire will please you. She's got a great smile, rather sexy but mosdef MILFY body and at her age (37) I think she doesn't have to try too hard to look like one. I don't know if you've ever boned a MILF (or an older woman 40-55) but.... it's surprisingly the same as young girls, except for the body and face :D Should I say moar? Moar Moar Moar, in the midnight hour... But I digress. Check out her scenes and forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader over and out!
OH MY MISS LYNNA
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-09 18:37
Lynna Nilsson. Should I say moar? Maybe, if you're a new Gen-Z who stumbled upon the scared index by chance. Well, just look at her, and her model card, you'll understand that Miss Nilsson is uh, with us for more than 12 years. In porn, that means 100 years! :D And her pussy's nickname is Rocky. (Been pounded more than Balboa after Rocky XVX! :) If she ever decides to have kids, she's gonna compete with Lana Rhoades for the roast about her poor kid (check it out, it's brutal...) But hey, if you didn't know it yet, life is hard, life is a struggle, and then you die :D Try not to get too beat up before you croak, that is, and enjoy the travel :)) Lynna's forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader over and out!
BLIK BLOOP BLACKED
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-09 16:47
Hellow! Yes yes I have oddly gone bonkers while updating the index! (years ago) Is it because fake is the new drug?? (Hello legendary Hooverphonics). I don't know. Everything feels so rough :D Meanwhile, on social netweuaaarks (Instaho*cough*) amazing young babes sort the best packaged offers for their poon and poop chute (J class plane ticket or higher, nice hotel with pool so they can selfie themselves for more pigs) and it looks like a scene from Vixen/Blacked/Slayed :) speaking of which, here's the very popular babes Lia Lin and Stefany kyler sharing a big fat black sausage and the tatooed dude attached to it, by the pool cabana. Nice huh? Yes but is that real? :) Not shuuuuure. Pakistan and India are going to war (again). There's a commercial war going on (if you don't know, don't wait too long to buy your retro game console ;)(i think it's too late and tariffs already kicked in for those). Yeah. Well. What's left? Babes and porn! Nicely curated here! :D Lia's thread is here. Long live the new flesh! Kneel!! (Except FONT8 disciples of course!)
IT'S ABOUT TIME
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-08 21:26
Ho hum brrrttt. Testing one two three. Oh hi. Here's yet another carefully curated update for the Font 8 Cult connaisseurs oui oui Monsieur. I know, I keep saying EBI is curated instead of updated, and that's a piss poor excuse, especially in this age of self-coordinating AI agents and vector databases. Yes, because everything is manually done! Database? That's for robots! We do everytin' by hand, ma bon dame! Oui! Every entry is carefully plucked from the babe tree. We wash them with water, squish 'em a bit to gauge their firmness (so much silicone these days!) and we insert them with TLC inside the notebook that people know as EBI. And it's all analog! See the warm fuzziness?! No digital shit here, keep your binary bits and cold sterile logic! :) XOR THIS!!
Ahem. So here's the latest late addition: Nicole Ari aka Nicole Murkovski, paired up with Baby Nicols for a new anus breaching party in front of the camera. I have to say, I'm amazed how beautiful Nicole looks in this set. By the way, we're still missing a few of the Murkovski 'sisters' :) It's coming it's coming. It's their agent's name by the way. A bit like the Lapiedra sisters :D Nicole's thread is here. Long live the new flesh!
XES! KCUF! REDRUM! :)
by Lana Evitneter
2025-05-07 20:58
Do you remember Max? Not Headroom, Hardcore, Max Hardcore. well, if you're Gen-Z, or not familiar with the person, please google it. Very interesting character and the videos, wow, I remember buying those video tapes in Orange County somewhere and that was such a trip to spot them on the shelves of the local TOWER RECORDS in the adults section. He had a way of demeaning and fucking those girls.... Anal, spit, sperm, and they were totally destroyed. Now, Bryan Gozzling (lol) is in my opinion the clear descendant from Max Hardcore. Ok maybe he used to look a bit like the Hollywood actor but now he looks like a young Ron Jeremy (The Hedgehog)! :D Ah those days.... I fondly remember the beautiful Cameo, Racquel Darrian, ... Anyhoo, here's Vanna Bardot getting properly reamed and spermed and submitted to Bryan's perverted desires! Maybe you'll like that. Her thread is here. Long live the new flesh!
I VANNA BARDOT BLIB BLUB BLOO
by Lana Retentive
2025-05-07 13:33
Dear Font 8 disciples. Again the head nurse gave me a double dose of the stuff that makes me drool. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just a little trickier to find the keyboard then ytpe proprely thatsall. Anyhoo, here's YOUR daily dopam-endorph-ine dose. Well, if you're into Vanna Bardot and anal reaming on camera. Hmm? Are you? I don't know who the EBI audience is anymore, I gotta say :) I thought it was mainly baby boomers on IBM PC's and it turns out the largest majority of yousse is gen-Z young adult males (and probably masochists since you can't really use EBI on a smartphone [yet]). So uh, this update is a nice addition to her rooster of sex scenes, if you like clean pics and videos, with great lighting and attention to detail, this is your poison. Well, her thread is here. Long live the new flesh!
2009 new update :)))
by Lana Retentive
2025-05-06 17:23
Dearly beloved, I think I took the de-elevator and punched the lower floor! :) But thanks to a few gems to get me going and not go (completely) crazy, I get to write yet another Font 8 snippet for our community! Here's one of those gems: getting a tip (just the tip :) from Steve that one of the babes he shot over there in Ukraine is a hardcore exclusive. Yep. And there's also another one. Stay tuned! For now, check out Amber aka Bayle A. Her forum thread is here. Call up that shrink in Beverly Hills! ;)
MIX AND MATCH, NYMPH AND MILF! HONEY MOVE ON NOW!
by Lana Retentive
2025-05-05 21:42
Young genZ porno minx from Belarus Matty is an interesting costar to Florane Russel, young and old, flat and buxom.... But as you know, variety is the spice of life. Who hasn't dreamed of many different sexual partners?! Hm? Ok I never did, but it's because I prefer my fluffy bunny. Enough, Matty's thread is here. Long live the new flesh! Kneel!! (Except FONT8 disciples of course!)
Squish squish barf barf splooge lick slurp slurp
by Nacho Vandal
2025-05-05 15:38
Spanish babe and crowd-pleaser Nuria Millan is a very prolific chick. She makes up her girl next door physique by amping up her extraordinary ability to deal with all kinds of deviant sexual practices. Piss? Bah, check. Puke? Check. Fisting? Check. Anal fisting? Check. DAP? Pff, check. Prolapse? Check. You-name-it-you-have-it? Check. In this update she can be seen collecting sperm in her anus then slurp it all clean after she jizzled the couch. Yeah, yum! Oh well. You do what you got to do. Her forum thread is HERE Come discuss, see pictures and screencaps from the EBI community! (ie superset of the Font8 Cult)
BLAKE BOSOM
by Major Redflag
2025-05-03 21:40
Hey guys! Have you ever fantasized about a naturally perfect big boobed bleached blonde? Or craving for an easy, no-frills, quick shag with a ditzy airhead, expert in biology not marine biology but male biology. You know the type... Easy to spot: Great big smile (for no reason most of the time), plays with her hair (for no reason most of the time), hums some song but you can't figure out which one and she probably has no idea either. She prefers to trust her intuition rather than her two-digit IQ. That's smart (!) because if it's about random, she gets 50/50, ... definitely more than the winning rate she'll get with that smooth thing inside her head. You know. The type that says she wants to be a vet because she likes animals. Still stuck doing porn and the occasional side gig, though. Closest to being a vet is assistant to the vet (male). Hm, need a little refresher in biology. Glug glug! :) You know. The type that says she wants to be an astronaut because she loves astronomy and astrology :) Still ends up riding a big penis. Anyhoo. Enough is enough in Nuendoz. Which brings us to the theme of this website, featuring our lovely Blake Blossom. Her forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader over and out!
MELODY TO MY EARS AND IN HER THROAT
by Major Redflag
2025-05-03 17:44
Hello. If life hasn't showed you yet, things change. They do. Sometimes it's better, sometimes it's worse. Entropy usually wins. Actually, it's a physics rule. Looking at the babes in the index, you can find many examples of this. And here's the exception that confirms the rule: Melody Marks is still looking as lovely yummy as when she started and I (and many others it seems) can't seem to get enough of her. Her forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader over and out!
WHO KNEW
by Major Redflag
2025-05-03 15:29
Yo! F8C leader here! Yes, yes, time for some poon entertain-news. This time with lovely Czech veteran Katy Rose. Crazy to think that she started more than 10 years ago. I didn't think she'd last more than a couple months, she looked (and acted) like every newb in the biz, partying like a crazed raccoon :) entertaining her sucky bf, so yeah. More than 10 years later she's still getting plugged by the big guys on cam. Congratulations! :) She doesn't even look like a MILF! Her 10-yo thread is here and it's pretty awesum possum. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader out!
MARICA CHANELLE YUM YUM MORE DP
by Major Redflag
2025-05-01 16:42
Hello again, Font 8 Cult members. I may never meet you in person, never even know if you're my next door neighbor, but I appreciate your reading the snippets. I know you're reading because I took a look at the logs and well, I thought we were about 4 but it's like three hundreds a day... So thank you. Yeah and it's not just views, you do click on the various links. So, thank you! Come again :) So, here's Marica Chanel. What else to say? Sterotypical nickname with a luxury brand name, big fake boobs, doe eyed, pretty face, long hair. Everything good for porn. Let her push your button. Her thread is here and it's pretty plump, like her boobs, butt and pretty much everything.
DVP AT TIFFANY's
by Major Redflag
2025-05-01 15:41
Fuck me. A DVP for Tiffany Tatum? Instabuy! And she's paired up with hot Romanian babe Leya Desantis I took a look at the pictures and my 2 inch belly button became instahard. Get your endorphin/dopamine fix here! Tiffany' 's thread is here. Long live the new flesh!
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TOOLS OF THE TRADE. AND MOAR 2025-05-13 13:48

Yeah I know, I'm always late to the party. At least I'm heading towards it. Even though I'm really a ...

POPO PEEPEE PUPURGATORY 2025-05-12 21:28

Ok I'm a bit slow to the things to come. Autistic maybe. But hey, here's a brutal update with ...

TED WAS RIGHT WASN'T HE 2025-05-12 18:34

Lovely Brit influencer thot Lily Phillips likes to be in the spotlight. And I guess people love to ...

A iota of Eme? 2025-05-11 11:17

Ah Emejota. Spanish cute chick who does just about everything. Most recently seen as a very willing ...

HEY YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE ME 2025-05-11 10:06

I need romance A bit of plastic beauty To erase the bags under our eyes Some chemical pleasure For ...

WHAT TIME IS IT? OOO OOO OOO AH AH AH AH 2025-05-10 11:04

I would be tremendously happy if someone would recognize the very very subtle (?!) reference to a ...

ARIBA CALITA QUE CALOR 2025-05-09 21:44

Dear fellow humans, if you like sexy-but-not-too-much MILFS, hairy Spaniard Calita Fire will please ...

OH MY MISS LYNNA 2025-05-09 18:37

Lynna Nilsson. Should I say moar? Maybe, if you're a new Gen-Z who stumbled upon the scared index by ...

BLIK BLOOP BLACKED 2025-05-09 16:47

Hellow! Yes yes I have oddly gone bonkers while updating the index! (years ago) Is it because fake is ...

IT'S ABOUT TIME 2025-05-08 21:26

Ho hum brrrttt. Testing one two three. Oh hi. Here's yet another carefully curated update for the ...

XES! KCUF! REDRUM! :) 2025-05-07 20:58

Do you remember Max? Not Headroom, Hardcore, Max Hardcore. well, if you're Gen-Z, or not familiar ...

I VANNA BARDOT BLIB BLUB BLOO 2025-05-07 13:33

Dear Font 8 disciples. Again the head nurse gave me a double dose of the stuff that makes me drool. ...

2009 new update :))) 2025-05-06 17:23

Dearly beloved, I think I took the de-elevator and punched the lower floor! :) But thanks to a few ...

MIX AND MATCH, NYMPH AND MILF! HONEY MOVE ON NOW! 2025-05-05 21:42

Young genZ porno minx from Belarus Matty is an interesting costar to Florane Russel, young and old, ...

Squish squish barf barf splooge lick slurp slurp 2025-05-05 15:38

Spanish babe and crowd-pleaser Nuria Millan is a very prolific chick. She makes up her girl next door ...

BLAKE BOSOM 2025-05-03 21:40

Hey guys! Have you ever fantasized about a naturally perfect big boobed bleached blonde? Or craving ...

MELODY TO MY EARS AND IN HER THROAT 2025-05-03 17:44

Hello. If life hasn't showed you yet, things change. They do. Sometimes it's better, sometimes it's ...

WHO KNEW 2025-05-03 15:29

Yo! F8C leader here! Yes, yes, time for some poon entertain-news. This time with lovely Czech veteran ...

MARICA CHANELLE YUM YUM MORE DP 2025-05-01 16:42

Hello again, Font 8 Cult members. I may never meet you in person, never even know if you're my next ...

DVP AT TIFFANY's 2025-05-01 15:41

Fuck me. A DVP for Tiffany Tatum? Instabuy! And she's paired up with hot Romanian babe Leya Desantis ...

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Baby Nicols

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Lia Lin

Lily Phillips

Lynna Nilsson

Marica Chanel

Matty

Melody Marks

Nicole Murkowski

Nuria Millan

Stefany Kyler

Tiffany Tatum

Vanna Bardot