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2025-04-30 22:04
Hello Font8 cult members! Here's another snippet update before I croak. Emily Jade is just gorgeous. A real-life porn self-declared submissive barbie. Million dollar smile. Gorgeous long legs and tight butt. Small boobs and long blonde hair. She gets the Brian Gozzling treatment and pulls it off with a smile. I can just imagine what it's like to have sex with her, if she's like in the videos. Porn dream! Emily's thread is here. Long live the new flesh! What a world we live in.
2025-04-26 18:25
I was randomly cleaning up my open browser tabs when I stumbled upon US teeny looking no-boobies Juniper Ren's model card. It was all empty so I decided to update it a bit. I gulped down a couple viagra pills, snorted purple kicks, injected hopium, plugged in 2TB to my spine via assport 3.0, inserted a vibrating TPU dildo in each ear to drown the pukey "songs" playing for the taste-challenged (aaron chupa and his sis beeeeeaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuurk!!!! BAAAAARF! WTF happened to music????!!! :) playing on the radio in the internet cafe where I parked my wheelchair, and here I am, addressing my fellow FONT 8 cultists! All four of them! So uh if you like porn chicks who missed the boob distribution, there's also Czech hottie Promesita, who happens to be Kari's real life sister! Yeah, blast from the past but these days... Anything is good to get your dopamine dose. And hey look at this, Juniper is paired up with French mega star Anissa Kate!!! It is almost like a porn day dream! Like a porn version of the great Fountains of Wayne "Stacy's mom". Anissa's thread is here. Long live the new flesh!
2025-04-26 16:10
Czech Violet is back as Riddy (?) and well, that's ten years later than her start in the biz. How's she holding up physically? She's a pretty MILF, and still yummy enough to attract male attention (ok ok penises) but yeah, she's like a typical hot babe who aged. I've seen other examples and she's in the top batch I'd say. The top of the top is a beauuuuuutiful blonde who was a real stunner, was very much into glamour shooting( never any nude or even topless)/hostessing/esc...(shhh) then found some rich dude and two kids later they look like the definition of happiness (on instagram at least) and that chick aged like a very fine wine. Beautiful and sexy. Wish them all the best. I wonder if the hubby knows, or what will happen if he finds out. Because she was very very popular, so there's got to be people talking or pweepwole in the know :) Anyhoo, back to Violet/Andrea/Riddy, her thread is here. KNEEL BEFORE THE FONT 8 CULT GRAND MASTER (BAITER)!
2025-04-24 21:15
Influencer (?) (well she's very active on the social networks, so there) hottie with a nice smile, perky implants and energy coupled with pleasant attitude, yes, this is the lovely Sarah Caldeira aka Sarah Illustrates! In this latest scene she shoots with her husband and another lucky dude. Take a look, and or contribute to her thread here. Long live the FONT 8 CULT!
2025-04-19 10:37
Hello Gang! (It sounds better than Hello Fellow FONT 8 Cult Members!) Today we have an interesting update triggered by forum user kozefr and answered by Captain Big Dish! Thank you both! Of course she looked familiar (not quite Scott Pilgrim's sister - the lovely and talented Anna Kendrick) but I was amazed how she looks like somebody I used to know (I guess I don't need your number anymore
You had your friends collect your records :) yes this total babe is from the era when music was still music (and not brainwashing shit), movies were still movies (and not brainwashing crap) and babes were still babes (and not inked up plastic bimbo whores clones)! Russian uber hottie Karlie is the whole package! Slender long legs perky boobs and tight butt! What a brunette! And you know what, even better, she's the hardcore version of Czech softcore model Sapphira!!! No I'm not suggesting you should deep fake anything. Nope. I know I know. You might be one of the few lucky ones wink wink. If you know you know. Then I'd have to use my hammer. here. Long live the new flesh!
2025-04-18 16:11
Lol okay so we kind of get the idea that there will not be any crazy sex act with this one. Just good old temptation and lust for a young forbidden babe like gorgeous redhead Elly Clutch
Her thread is here. I don't know how old is that guy though :) Or maybe his daughter has girlfriends who are like, 10, 20 years older :)
2025-04-18 15:53
Why do I feel like Max Renn? Not that people (or governments) want to control people's minds :))))) Especially not using sex and violence. Why would you think that? Hehe. Well, here's your dose of sex, borderline snuff, and somebody took circus porn a little too literally. The lovely Sophia Burns and even more lovely Gia Derza are transformed in Rob Zombie-like creatures who get used and abused and mutually abuse each other, and no orifice was not harmed during the shooting. Yeah well, her thread is here. Long live the new flesh!
2025-04-18 15:34
Oh, okay, I thought Lily was ahead of her time with her cum snorting, but here's Sophia Burns doing more oink oink stuff. Actually, she's barfing piss :( And it goes through her nose. Beuark. But hey, maybe you jaded dopamine-deprived guys will find that entertaining? I can't judge because I cut people with a chainsaw in my spare time, so... Her thread is here. Font 8 gang over and out!
2025-04-18 13:42
Yo! My posse! The main guy is out for an extended weekend (I heard he's getting baptized!) and he gave me the access to the CRM (no, not SAP) and I found where to add a snippet! I'm going to be a real hacker one day! So, instead of updates about influencer 404's, here's the unsung jewel of Russian porn! So sexy, slim and er, sexy! Did I say sexy? Too bad she shot so little as a brunette. Here's Nika Charming (no idea how she got that nickname! :)
Her thread is here. Font 8 gang over and out!
2025-04-17 18:36
Dear Beloved, we are here all together (Glorious Gregorious, Mr James, The Wanker aka Master Baiter, and Amrinoo Mein Herr) to celebrate the recent accomplishments of our little devious minx, special agent in charge, from the S&G department Lily Phillips. As you know, her mission was (is?) to sap the very fabric of society in this modern world, leading by example. Yes, making good greenbacks or liber, doing nasty stunt after the other, and making all the friday ho's in dive bars' back alleys blush. Yes, kinda like Kim Carnes' song but much worse. A bit like that new cunt playing snow white :) Anywaaaaaay I digress. Let's take a look a that new deviant sexual practice, cum snorting. Yep. Last time I was surprised that was jerking sperm in eyeballs (A Japanese thing I guess) but hey, I'm a baby boomer. Her thread is here. GLUG GLUG! font8club over and out.
2025-04-15 09:32
Rule number one, you don't talk about the Font 8 Cult, rule number two, you don't talk about Font 8 Cult. You can talk about TF LXIX though. Well, since all cult members walk around with a bright pink rucksack and a pussy hat, they don't need to talk to spot one another. They also average-size penis but expert at hand-to-hand wombat! Ok so, how does this relate to Catherine Knight, the sultry, classy-looking Chilean pornstar? Well, knights have swords and she's going to show you how she handles a big one oh yeah right there. And if you know something about TF LXIX, you know why. And she's in the latest Vixen update. Her thread is here Shoot!
2025-04-15 08:56
Yes, yes, it's true. The end of our beloved cult, "FONT 8 CULT" is near! You don't know about the cult? Ah. Well, if you're reading this (barely, and with difficulty) you're in it! Our Grand Master Baiter has many times postponed his retirement and it's only last week when he again fell from his wheelchair and could not get back up (that's not the only thing he can't get back up hehe) that he took his decision. Make room for younger furry animals! With an electric 4x18650 LiPo BMS Electric (Green, Greta approved) hedge trimmer, instead of a hammer. Boring yes? Well, here's the real old news. Hyper exotic and very successful Lia Lin used to shoot nitty gritty weenie gangbangs before she jetted all over the planet to similar exotic locations. Yep. Click on the pic if you need proof. You'll see her submit her tight holes to a bunch of muscle Santas, complete with big dicks and some tattoos. Her thread is here Tell her you love her!
2025-04-10 13:54
EBI girl #6003 Elly Clutch is the Penthouse Pet of April 2024! Yep! Only the finest babes for EBI fans. Actually USBI fans but hey. Who cares no one reads the snippets anyway :) Beautiful, wild in bed or even outside of it, she's the shiiiit! In my time, Bob Guccione probably did the same things with the covergirls, but it was not published. Now? Heck RIM JOB, TOE JOB, ANAL, GAPES, HAMSTER-IN-THE-POPO-BIIIIM, right George? Her thread is here Tell her you love her!
2025-04-10 10:58
EBI girl #6000 Ambar Lapiedra aka Bambola has been chosen to be on the receiving end of some juicy white meaty big dick, in the butt even!
Her thread is here Judging by her legion of adoring fans, she's gonna make it big. Or at least try :D
2025-04-10 10:07
Exotic-looking Czech PYT
Vanessa Alessia is simply THE casting success for this update of onlytarts. I mean, it's easy to believe that a young babe like her would act up and also that an older man would want to use his banana on her orifices. Yes? No? Express yourself. Or not. here
2025-04-10 09:48
Popular but some would say underestimated Russian babe
Kaisa Nord finally puts that lazy good for nothing boyfriend that just lays home to some good use. At least he's got dick. Raise your hand if you know IRL a smoking hot chick who is in the exact same situation, and she keeps choosing the exact same parasites over and over again? Yeah, this is a case for Inspector Freud :D I know plenty of such girls and they just never learn. Actually, it's probably because they feel good being the one who can, and taking care of some man child. My two cents :) Anyway, take a look at the update, the photographer probably also knows some of these chicks and drew his inspiration from it. Comments? here
2025-04-08 21:55
Australian Brit
Bonnie Blue is positioning herself as viable competition to the latest influencer thots like Lilly Philips, and the more outrageous the better.... and boy ain't this fun to watch these ho's compete to become the #1 skank in social media. Or is it? What is your opinion? Express yourself here
2025-04-08 15:19
It's time for celebration! Babe 6000 is the babelicious, wonderfibilous, cum dumpster (fact, not an insult...), awesomely good looking with a very nice face and kind expression, not to forget long blond hair hmmmm, yes it's Argentinian
Ambar Lapiedra aka Bambola for the bukkakesseurs, the private ones of course :) It looks like she caught the eye of producers (after catching many spurts in her eyes and mouth) and now she's shooting regular stuff yeepee! Her thread is here
2025-04-08 12:55
Dutch Britney Dutch (did I just stutter?) and hot wild German Dolly Dyson take turns slurping Alberto's jumbo meat sausage, then insert it where it is not supposed to be. Ah those GenZ... More fun than a barrel of drunk monkeys doused in gasoline and playing with a lighter. In an ammunition factory. Next to a nuclear facility. In Wuhan. I know I know. It's barely true, IRL they ooze irresponsibility, have zero abilities, and want everything yesterday for no reason. And again, some are not like that at all. I need to get off the soapbox, time for reinforcement. Dolly's thread is here while 's thread is here
2025-04-07 16:25
Ok this is a fan service announcement! Rilly! Adorable and stunning Hungarian Candee Licious gets sandwiched and airtight by three willing BBC's. And that just happened to be in front a of Private videographer! I guess you just need to take a look then. Judging by the popularity of the babe over the years, it's something any fan of her will be happy to see. Anyway, her thread is here.
2025-04-07 08:56
Eeek, Sweet looking Slovakian babe
Adriana Sweet blonde aka Lenka Sosh came back for more dirty abuse... Oh no. Slapped, pissed on, strangled, made her drink her (?) his(?) piss, her puke.... Well, she's ready for the next installment of HOSTEL I guess. And that stuff seems to be successful, this is yet another studio. Just wow :) I could understand that some men find women annoying (especially these days with the pseudo feminists let loose) but hm, isn't that a bit rough? No? You want to see Art the clown cut that babe in half with a handsaw starting from the pussy again?
Ooookay, remember to take your valium in the morning! Anyway, her thread is here.
2025-04-06 17:11
Wowza, I guess I stayed in the coma for quite some time! Hot young Russian babe
Margo Von teese has been shooting all over the place and she wasn't added to the index :( Well, now it's done. If you like pretty young girls who do crazy sex acts for money in front of the camera, check her out. Or also her thread here.
2025-04-06 15:19
Welcome to yet another edition of Patiently, Painstakingly And Grudgingly Manually Curated Porn News! When I first saw Ambar Prada I knew I had to add her to the index! Her sweet face and lovely smile, her big silicone tits even more swollen by pregnancy hormones, YES SHE'S GOT A PUPPY IN THE OVEN and she's still shooting porn! I'm not into prego stuff but I know a lot of people who are. Weird? Well, not any weirder than feet or toes or toe rings or balloon popping or insects crushing. Who cares anyway. I like her long slowing dark hair, her beautiful smile and face and pretty legs. She's a hot brunette and i like that. Reminds me of a porn prego version of some famous singer who was once hot and now looks like a demented skeleton. Yay hollywood/music industry, way to go! :( Check out her profile and her thread is here.
2025-04-05 18:30
Welcome to yet another edition of Lazily But Lovingly or Grudgingly But Certainly Manually Curated Porn News! Yeah I know, right? Who cares what I write. Hence the recent low-IQ short-titles for the snippets. It's like the upcoming Final Destination. Can't escape your fate! We're on the brink of WWIII, another global recession, global trade wars already started but you're still bullish even though you're -80% and just found out about the sunk cost fallacy, ava max still "sings" her brainwashing puppets brain-ear-poopoocrappypoopoobarf, your posts are scrutinized by governments and authorities, Quantum or just high-powered GPUs can break your 512-bit private key under 0,666 ms but hey you have nothing to hide right? Ooookey donkey :D yeah yeah. What else? Hooters went bankrupt because all the thots are way better off cashing on their looks with a webcam and an onlyfans account, it's much better money butchering pigs worldwide from home than shaking their money maker and puppies in a tight t-shirt while serving beers and burgers while avoiding roaming hands from drunk customers and drunk managers on friday nights. Ted, if you read me, you were right all along! Maybe not the way you chose to solve it, but most definitely right about the root causes. Anyhoo. Here's the update Fibi Euro, our lovely non-conventional UA babe from the smart and proven team is the newest Vixen update. Check out her profile and her thread is here.
2025-04-04 17:14
Carefully Curated Old News That You Probably Might Not Want To Miss! Young and beautiful American uber-babe Stella Barey just got added to the trusty ole 'dex! Yay! Why? Because we love young sexy babes who do sex stuff in front of the camera. Check out her profile and her thread is here. It's chockfull of sexy goodies.
2025-04-04 08:49
Welcome to yet another episode of Carefully Curated Semi News That You Probably Don't Need To Know But Like To Get! Today's moderator is your trusty Furry201212, who's aged like fine wine. Or a carton of milk left on your front porch because you went on vacay. It all depends on how you look at it. Yes Amrinoo will be first to mention my spaghetti arms and wobbly legs :) But enough of me, you guys probably don't even speak English :)) here's 22 yo Brit thot Lily Phillips. She is putting her career way ahead of her personal life (cooking, hubby, kids, booooring!), and it seems to pay off, she stated that her highly publicized sex stunts made her millions. Pounds? Dollars? Anal warts? Butt stitches? Hm. Who knows, really. Especially after her latest 50 older guys butt sex challenge, for which she also claims having to get her pretty hole down there stitched up. One thing we are sure of, she knows how to get exposure. If you think she deserves the Pornhub newcomer award, then click on the pic and vote for her. EBI has her back (like countless other dudes it seems) :) Her thread is here. GLUG GLUG!
2025-04-04 08:15
Oh hello there, avid snippet readers! Yes, the three of you over there. And there!
I know I know, I forgot again to take my morning pills. or did I split the wrong ones, and doubled the also wrong ones? Lemme gulp it down with vodka and single mat whiskey! And puff on sativa. And take the edge off with LSD strips. Or Special K. Or pink shit. Just kidding. I don't do drugs! It's enough that my brain is pumping endorphin like market makers before dumping the crap out on bag holders! (I know, sounds familiar these days, yes?). So, back to topic, we have oh-so-pretty young blonde Bella Spark to finally join reamed-pussy veteran Kelly Collins in the newest installment of Blacked, Yeezy's self-professed fave poon site (Oh hi Bianca, our walking & strutting Empress!). Thread is here. Stick it in, all the way in, Ramrod!
2025-04-01 14:03
PYT Russian babe
Viola Weber and similarly hot (lol) Hot Pearl are featured in the latest anal adventures produced by talented Juliana Grandi, so expect those very sexy twins-like to get bim bim popo around the pool by two well-endowed guys. Thread is here. Stick it in!
APRIL 2025 SNIPPETS
50%CA 50%SK 100%BABE
2025-04-30 22:04
Hello Font8 cult members! Here's another snippet update before I croak. Emily Jade is just gorgeous. ...
TEENAGE DAYDREAM BY THE POOL
2025-04-26 18:25
I was randomly cleaning up my open browser tabs when I stumbled upon US teeny looking no-boobies ...
BEFORE SUNSET
2025-04-26 16:10
Czech Violet is back as Riddy (?) and well, that's ten years later than her start in the biz. How's ...
BUM DIA! I mean BOM DIA!
2025-04-24 21:15
Influencer (?) (well she's very active on the social networks, so there) hottie with a nice smile, ...
MAJOR DOPPELGANGER AHEAD (OR RATHER BEHIND)
2025-04-19 10:37
Hello Gang! (It sounds better than Hello Fellow FONT 8 Cult Members!) Today we have an interesting ...
my best friend's daughter showed up wet and trembling at my door
2025-04-18 16:11
Lol okay so we kind of get the idea that there will not be any crazy sex act with this one. Just good ...
IM GONNA BE SICK
2025-04-18 15:53
Why do I feel like Max Renn? Not that people (or governments) want to control people's minds :))))) ...
PISS IS THE NEW DRUG
2025-04-18 15:34
Oh, okay, I thought Lily was ahead of her time with her cum snorting, but here's Sophia Burns doing ...
FROM MINX TO MILF
2025-04-18 13:42
Yo! My posse! The main guy is out for an extended weekend (I heard he's getting baptized!) and he ...
SHHHHHH *SNORT*
2025-04-17 18:36
Dear Beloved, we are here all together (Glorious Gregorious, Mr James, The Wanker aka Master Baiter, ...
KNIGHT IN SHINY ARMOR OR JUST LINGERIE
2025-04-15 09:32
Rule number one, you don't talk about the Font 8 Cult, rule number two, you don't talk about Font 8 ...
THE END OF FONT 8 CULT IS COMING
2025-04-15 08:56
Yes, yes, it's true. The end of our beloved cult, "FONT 8 CULT" is near! You don't know about the ...
CLUTCH THIS!
2025-04-10 13:54
EBI girl #6003 Elly Clutch is the Penthouse Pet of April 2024! Yep! Only the finest babes for EBI ...
SUPERSTAR IN THE MAKING
2025-04-10 10:58
EBI girl #6000 Ambar Lapiedra aka Bambola has been chosen to be on the receiving end of some juicy ...
BANANA VANESSA
2025-04-10 10:07
Exotic-looking Czech PYT Vanessa Alessia is simply THE casting success for this update of onlytarts. ...
DEAD WEIGHT AT HOME. WOMAN BRINGS THE BACON AND GETS BOINKED
2025-04-10 09:48
Popular but some would say underestimated Russian babe Kaisa Nord finally puts that lazy good for ...
SHE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR BLUE BALLS
2025-04-08 21:55
Australian Brit Bonnie Blue is positioning herself as viable competition to the latest influencer ...
6000 SIX THOUSAND YEEEEPEEEE WOOOOOHOOO
2025-04-08 15:19
It's time for celebration! Babe 6000 is the babelicious, wonderfibilous, cum dumpster (fact, not an ...
WHIRR SLURP VRRRR
2025-04-08 12:55
Dutch Britney Dutch (did I just stutter?) and hot wild German Dolly Dyson take turns slurping ...
YUMMY CANDY CANDEE
2025-04-07 16:25
Ok this is a fan service announcement! Rilly! Adorable and stunning Hungarian Candee Licious gets ...
SIKFUK LOL LENKA
2025-04-07 08:56
Eeek, Sweet looking Slovakian babe Adriana Sweet blonde aka Lenka Sosh came back for more dirty ...
BOOK COVERS. NOT JUDGING.
2025-04-06 17:11
Wowza, I guess I stayed in the coma for quite some time! Hot young Russian babe Margo Von teese has ...
BANG BANG WAWA
2025-04-06 15:19
Welcome to yet another edition of Patiently, Painstakingly And Grudgingly Manually Curated Porn News! ...
FIFI BIMBIM
2025-04-05 18:30
Welcome to yet another edition of Lazily But Lovingly or Grudgingly But Certainly Manually Curated ...
Stella ANA1 PR1NC3SS
2025-04-04 17:14
Carefully Curated Old News That You Probably Might Not Want To Miss! Young and beautiful American ...
Lilly Newbie
2025-04-04 08:49
Welcome to yet another episode of Carefully Curated Semi News That You Probably Don't Need To Know ...
Viva fika fika Iowa wawa
2025-04-04 08:15
Oh hello there, avid snippet readers! Yes, the three of you over there. And there! I know I know, I ...
BIM BIM POPO LOLA SOSO
2025-04-01 14:03
PYT Russian babe Viola Weber and similarly hot (lol) Hot Pearl are featured in the latest anal ...
BABES IN THE NEWS
Ambar Lapiedra
Ambar Prada
Anissa Kate
Bella Spark
Bonnie Blue
Britney Dutch
Candee Licious
Catherine Knight
Dolly Dyson
Elly Clutch
Emily Jade
Fibi Euro
Gia Derza
Hot Pearl
Juniper Ren
Kaisa Nord
Kari
Karlie
Kelly Collins
Lenka Sosh
Lia Lin
Lily Phillips
Margo Von Teese
Nika Charming
Promesita
Sapphira
Sarah Illustrates
Sophia Burns
Stella Barey
Vanessa Alessia
Viola Weber
Violet
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