Milan Cheek has never been in the beloved EBI snippets, can you believe that? Well, this is fixed. I have to tell you, she is the doppelganger of my upstairs neighbor, and that neighbor is such a stuck up cunt, it kinda kills the vibe when I see Milan Cheek :D But I'm sure you will have no such problem, unless you're also one of my neighbors or know that cunt hehe. Funny how some people go through life and they just seem to ooze negative shit out of them. Once I saw her walking in front of me and it was funny to see little kids look at her angry mug and have an expression of surprise mixed with slight disgust. But maybe I'm imagining all this, and I'm still hooked up to those beeping machines in my hospital room and I think the morphine stopped working. NUUUUUURSE! *click click* Milan's forum thread is HERE. Did I tell you I am in love with Ann Margret?! I just love beautiful women who can dance or sing or both. Olivia Newton-John was also the subject of countless night dreams :) I even rooted for her when she represented the UK for the dreaded Eurovision contest lol and still have the Xanadu soundtrack somewhere :D

Ambar Lapiedra is back for more tasteful penis sucking, munching, stretching, in a classy set with a good looking enough dude! Yay! Her enhanced tata's look totally fine and they carefully photoshopped the scars at least on the picture sets! Lovely! Just lovely. If you ever wanted to look at erotic pics, this is your stuff right here. Ok maybe a little bland compared to seeing her getting the cum dumpster experience, but hey, variety is the spice of life, right bots? Ambar's forum thread is HERE. Caramba!

No? :) Oh well, love is perennial like the grass, and everything is unfolding as it should lol right. Look at beautiful Ukrainian babe Abby Margarita. She's so pretty. Great smile, hot bod, pretty face. The girl you could take home to mama, and she's not a super freak. Except that I first saw her getting her mouth filled with sticky gooey spunk for a notorious bukakke site, and IIRC she also did gobble some vials filled with same stuff. Hi mom, this is Abby. Hello Abby, what do you do for a living? Cum dumpster. I occasionally park penises in my toot toot for money. As Amrinoo said, her career is over. Then, her popularity skyrocketed and she's featured in softcore sites. Well. Hm. Color me puzzled, because there are a few of such instances and it's just weird :) Weird weird. AAAAAAnyhoo, Abby's forum thread is here.

feel free to take a look, there's plenty of pics and info. Meh. SPLOOSH. GLUG GLUG

Lol, ok. Well, so, ahem, hello! How are you today? Yes? That bad? Aw cm'on. It's a wonderful world! Pretty much anything goes these days. Look, you wanna see furry cannibal GILFS getting gerbiled by three chicks with greasy big dicks? Here's the websites, ranked by traffic but you can sort it by popularity AND satisfied visitors. Yes yes. Anyhoo, something tamer but still a bit too tasty (crunchy?) for most of us, regular conservative doods who like chicks without extra bits and without too much body transformation, and heck, without tats either :D I know, what a prickly prick I am, so difficult and so boring. But let's go crazy! Look at Alia Star, yes the Czech newbie who looks like a street 304 and has such a sexy demeanor, you just wanna get multi-dose antibiotics just by looking at her smile at you, with these little inflated puppies and screaming tats. Her forum thread is HERE SCRAM, pipsqueak.

YO HOMIE! Is that my briefcase?! :) Well here we have hot pornchick Fibi Euro no, not getting waterboarded but the target of a modified Mozambique drill. He prefers to unload two nuts on the head and maybe one in the torso if she's still moving :D So Erik Will is a pornster with a massive dong and big custom loads for your facial-lover greatest pleasure. HJ says he's a boomer but I really don't think so. Erik is I think rather a GenY but hey, hey, me no knows nuttin. Fibi's forum thread is HERE BAM BAM! BAM! Just kidding. Me know nuttin besides COD (kill the russians lol airport sequence - just kidding - not that sucky battlefield). I'm just an armchair rabbit. Or bed-ridden hare. Hey babe! That was good today! You screamed a bit too much though, neighbors are gonna complain again.

Well that was a long nap. Said my surgeon looking at the nurse and sweating like Gumball's dad in the sun. Just kidding. I woke up because Sidney Sweeney was on the rec room TV, that was some vanity event and she had a sheer top and I felt some tingling in my pants. Then I realized a large, rogue cockroach (probably escaped from the cafeteria) was nibbling on my crotch. Can't blame him though. If it smells like a burger, looks like a burger, tastes like a burger, it's probably my left nut. Just kidding. I'm actually a very fit, handsome man and just this morning a babe walked by, turned around and looked at me, and smiled. She had black leggings and the whole world could see she was fit and tight. Cheeky cheeky bum bum bum. Yes yes. And I turn women's heads on a daily basis. Yes. They say: "What's that SMELL?!" but hey, I'm telling the truth at least. Lol. Ok moving on. Here's Geisha Kyd running on the beach naked, and she hasn't had yet those 304-ish cheap funbags that make her look like one of those street h0E's. Yes yes. Gotta catch'em all. but not STD's. Lol, just kidding. Catch'em while they're young because it's all downhill afterwards. Not saying it's not already a roller coaster, but.... ;) Her forum thread is HERE NEXT!