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by Ivanna O Penyerhed
2020-02-05 17:25
twitter Welcome to the late snippet show! Today’s guest of honor is Moscow’s Cockroach Queen. For those who don’t know her, she’s a VIP guest list manager and party host at Funnel, the legendary club right off 12th avenue where all the hot slores go to shake their things. Why have her on the show? Well, for starters, nobody from the EBI was available to do an update. Second, she knows a lot of these beautiful meat puppets before they get exposed in front of the camera stretching hard things inside their mucous-lined openings. So, Cockroach Queen, here you go, do your thing
Hey hey people, thank you for having me! Who would’ve guessed EBI would still be up in 2020, right?! Heck, I thought it was a joke when I received your email invite to guest on your show! I was like, Punk’ed? But who can blame me? Your terrace king has been the resident DJ at Loony Bin for more than a decade, neglecting the index like Paris Hilton her chihuahua, Refrigerator Man is either swimming with the fish or posing as a family man in West Bavaria. I heard Noupz never leaves his Frog island and only connects through insecure SSH with a guest account since his VNC password got hacked in 2017. Last but not the least, the hare boy is under federal protection and AWOL since he snitched on Crapman about the boat job. Wearing a wire never got him very far!
to be continued

FEBRUARY 2020 SNIPPETS

6ULDVNT 2020-02-05 17:25

twitter Welcome to the late snippet show! Today’s guest of honor is Moscow’s Cockroach Queen. For ...