Here's the second snipopo for today, Friday the 13th, and this is to show that I really dig Sofia Smith. Why? Dunno, she reminds me of a schoolgirl (No I'm def not into little girls), it's just she looks naive and innocent. I wouldn't do anything with her, unless she grows up a bit :D Well I guess looks are deceptive and I'm talking about an adult woman who is old enough to have a kid, and shoot porn for a living, so... Anyway, here's her showing her wrecktum for cash in a refreshing 1 on 1 video. There's a lot of popo action though, if you're into dirty holes and stuff. Enjoy. Sofia's thread is here. Long live the new flesh and kudos to all Font 8 Cult members! Love ya! Not you wanker ;)

Before we get blown up to ashes thanks to the demented leaders out there, let's party like it's 2999. Ah Sofia Smith... I just don't get it. She looks so sweet and fragile. Yet, she submits herself to 100% HELL experience at AGO. And it's rough. It's like watching Jon Jones finishing Anthony Smith or Lyoto Machida's little sister. Hm. Hey. Whatever. It's kinda ...hmmmmm... interesting to watch. Like a car wreck and someone half hanging thru the windshield, with brains scattered on the hood. And that smell....stale blood and intestines. Hoo! Not my thing, but maybe it's yours. Or it will be, after being exposed to that signal enough times, right Prof O'Blivion? Anyway. Do what you want I don't care. Who am I to dictate what you choose to watch? Sofia's thread is here. Poo poo pee pee bim bim bang bang 7.62x49 aw aw boom!

Yay. Today is scarier than Jason Voorhees (who never was a bit scary actually, rather entertaining us with his gory ways) oh how much I love 2025. Not. Sucks even more than 2024. Which sucked more than 2023. Etc etc. 2019 was ok though. Mommy why does everybody have a bomb? Well darling not everybody yet, and we're making sure it stays that way, even if we must do a little pew pew. Yay. Economic unrest -more like a rollercoaster on potent shrooms-, thanks to our beloved 47, wars about to start, war that still go on, sucky neighbors, useless family members, cranky demented posters, angry bots with no time off! Here's the latest titillating update before the world blows up. Pretty Russian Ashby Winter -is she Resident Evil's Ethan's sister? all bets are on- gets properly reamed on camera by the usual unusually long thick black reproductive sausage, except that this time she takes two at once. You go girl! Next stop, airtight, double plugged, ass fisted and pissed on, please! No, ok. That would be a tad much. Oder? Her thread is here. Login and poo poo, or lurk!

Hello DDOS Bots and Girls! Hello happy beautiful people! Hey cranky ole Irish wanker?! Ahoy one-eyed porch pirates har har! Hi GenZ surfers! How's everyone doing? Well here in Dublin, Ireland aka Better-Sounding-Tax-Haven, everybody's friendly until they're not! The fighting Irish is not a myth, ask Connor while I'm sipping my Galway Hooker whisky. I wonder where it gets its name from... Speaking of which, it always pains me to see a young perfect ten sabotage her natural beauty with lip fillers, face fillers, botox, and who knows what. It doesn't matter if she's dumb as a rock, it's sad to see. Youth is wasted on the young. Beauty is skin deep and airhead bimbos really are ugly to the bone. Do you know any of these vain, self-centered walking titbags that only exist (and survived) thanks to a boob job? You know the type. Those chicks either suck decrepit rich guys all over the planet, or go head over heels for a roid tattooed gym rat. Of course it never ends well. Say they're tired of "men" lol. Yeah honey, how about buying yourself a brain? And maybe the dudes you like, well, that's all you really deserve? Moving on. Today's Fresh off the digital truck is the hot update with Colombian Belinda Pink, Viper Juicy and Elina Sansd all whored up, I mean glam'ed up and they make good use of the passing black dicks. If you ever wanted to get a feel of how it feels like to visit a brothel in Colombia, that's it. I think. How would I know? :) Belinda's thread is here. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader over and out!

Wow looks like civil war and countries war are on today's menu! Ah the news cycle. Love it or, hm, well, go live in Alaska somewhere with the bears. Say hi to lovely Jewel for me. So, what do we have now for Venus Dicktrap? Ah, young Colombian Viper Juicy. Hm hm. If any of you ever fantasized about Ariana Big before she went from ok to skinny to bony to skulls-and-bony AND boinkers, here's your pick! Or if you like 'em young looking, right Gus? Now I know why you like Nika. If you ever win the lottery, I'll sell you the hardcore shoot for 10 thousand quids, yeah? Her thread is here. Go lurk!

YO! Hopefully you're not in or around LA right now, amigos :P Well if you are, take care and let's hope everything will be alright. If you're popo or national guard, be careful as well. Craaaazy times we live in. Moving on to Spanish MILF Valeria Fuentes is at it and getting her little bunghole examined closely. There's also Chloe Lapiedra (you might remember her as a cum bucket in some former bukkake site now specializing in milky beverages, which has many fans going green then blue from withdrawal symptoms). Her thread is here. Whatever. Hasta la vista!

Monday! I love mondays! (Nope) My imaginary friend Matthew sent me a latex gerbil to try out on intergalactic young busty blonde runaways. Too bad I didn't have it this morning on my way to Intergalactic Fried Chick (next to White Intergalactic Castle). So, I saw that chick hovering down on the street and the sun was shining right behind her, she had evidently big boobies, long blonde hair, average face, and long legs. And no panties. (Thank you, Intergalactic Sun from the back - that was like a tiktok challenge IRL). Anyways, Britney Who Is Dutch and nicknamed Britney Dutch is taking two nice dicks at the same time for Tushy. YAY! Take it, Dutch! ;) Her thread is here

Foook. Time just flies. It wasn't so long ago that Argentinian enhanced bombshell chica Ambar Lapiedra aka Bambola started as smiling cum dumpster for Spanish bukkakeroos, including the notorious Mr Yellow (and no he's not Chinese, check it out - or not-) and now she's taking BBC on exotic islands. Yay. Ain't life a beach? :D Hola hola bambola! Her thread is here

Hello fellow decrepit vampires (and your young brides ... Mina, Aneta N., Veronika R.)! Hello cranky boomers and your sore right hand and sticky keyboard! Hello Gen-Zers and your sore right hand and sticky mobile! Yeah, well, I think I'm getting fed up of this crazy world we live in. Even Orange Man Bad and Dogefather fight now lol. Chris Williamson called it 2 months ago, though, check it out. (Yeah, can't believe someone from the reality show Love Island UK has a brain and is so smart, weird weird). So, hm, even my axolotl is looking at me strange. And he no longer has his cute smile, rather a fixed stare and teeth showing, his gills ondulating faster than usual. Well I told him not to buy that 0D straddle at 303 for TSLA yesterday :/ Or is it my meds again? Like in the great movie "Asylum Blackout" from S. Craig Zahler (Genius Director). Hum. Bah. So. You came to take a look at some updates hm? Tired of looking at all the vapid, self-centered, filtered duckface titbags on IG? Hm. Funny that you never see their dates as well, right? Odd that they're always in some posh restaurant or hotel, but always by themselves. Hmmmm. Weird weird (Cue in that cunty mouthy bitch, no no the doom goblin, the other tart - lol just imagine one second being stuck in a room with those two. If it were me, they'd have to send in SWAT and clean up crew with mops and bags). Anyhoo. Have you been to Gilgo beach? Ciudad Juarez? Belanglo forest? :D So, the hot update is Agatha Vega for TUSHYRAW and she's sticking that big sausage up her ass and she's all smiles. I don't know whaT SHE'S ON, BUT I'LL HAVE THE SAME!!! Chris Williamson and Freya India have a very interesting discussion about the sex worker girls and their future life. Speaking from experience (the chicks I know) I'd say they're pretty spot on. Anyway, her thread is HERE there's plenty of screencaps and some more info and news. And pics. And stuff.

Ahoy fellow open sea and porch pirates! Har har har. Oh yeah right there. Yeah babe, that's my wooden leg that you feel, no worries. I hope you're on the pill, though. No? Ah. Well, this makes the world go round. Ah, crazy world! Terminators are taking over the world, making zero mistakes when counting how many apples I get for delivery, crazy huh? Who would've thought? I used to watch David Vincent on TV, and think, hey that's weird I also have a deformed fourth finger! Nowadays, I think it's too late and it's not me it's everybody, fucking outer space aliens are everywhere. Nurse! My evening morphine, and my valium, thank you! Anyways, in this edition of snippo-by-the-sea, we examine the curious case of MILF Spaniard Valeria Fuentes who, like Benjamin Button, seems to get younger and younger (and better and better looking) as they time passes by. Weird weird! (Cue the insufferable irritating celebitch and her so-slappable face). Good for her, it's nice to see that money was spent on improving her physical appearance. Look at her thread and you'll see what I mean. Hasta la vista!

Guten tag Zusammen! German uber babe Dolly Dyson is again featured in Vixen's newest update, taking a nice BWC attached to a fine young dude with great physical features. Ain't life sweet? :) Well, if you want to dream a bit about nice vacation with hot babes who do you, click on the pic to head over to Vixen! Her thread is here. BLIP BLOOP Font 8 Cult leader out. I am grateful for every day's soup, and basically, every day. And so should you, even though your dick is not inside a hot babe near the pool. Been there done that, MEH :D No really ;)

What did you expect? A monster? My name's George. [...] I wasn't beaten. I wasn't molested. Mommy didn't abuse me. Daddy never raped me. I'm only what I am. And that's all there is to it! There's no mystery. Things I do, I do them because I like them! Because I want to!
Ah "8MM" from Joel Schumacher, with the great Nick Cage, Jim Gandolfini, Joaquin Phoenix (I loved him in James Gray's Two Lovers and mostly all his roles). Great movie about snuff movies. Speaking of which, here's an update with Spanish punchbag Sofia Sweet Secrett or whatever :D. Jeezus I think it's time for some intervention before they kill someone on set. Anger management? But hey, if you're looking for teammates while playing Outlast Trials, chuckle while Pleasuring The Prosecutor, and in general watch Haunt gulping down a bucket of popcorn (like I do) then you're borderline hm, you know, somewhat a ticking bomb menace for society :D Just kidding. You're certainly a well balanced individual and just enjoy rough videos to release some pressure before going to bed and after kissing your kids goodnight. Right? Right?! Sofia's forum thread is here. Long live the new flesh! F8C leader over and out!