I can't remember who said that anger is the result of pain and suffering. Will AI teach robots those feelings? Asking for a friend. And who will or who should decide what character traits are acceptable for robots to be among humans? Should robots serve humans, is it their prime directive? But serve which humans? What if you can buy or program a robot and choose its character traits, and you leave out empathy, kindness... or just program it to replicate your own character and unfortunately you're like the Polish CEO who stole the cap from the little boy? Or worse? Bah. Anyway. We're all doomed. If I were a robot (lol wink wink nudge nudge) I wouldn't think much of the human race I think. Statistically speaking, it's just average ;) Well, maybe I'm being harsh. Look at that update with young chick Eva Tender, usually going through extensive sexual deviant acts for your perverted pleasure, and this time it's SM or at least she's bound and gagged. Turns you on? Then click. Her forum thread is here.

Hello hello fellow humans. Well. Here's an educational (no rily) snippet. See that chick Isabella De Laa she's from the Czech Republic aka Czechia (lol dumb name) (quite far from Chechnya but hey what do I know) and her nickname implies she's from Laa. Laa is a famous location in Austria (not the kangaroos, Mick Taylor and Men At Work) for its spa facilities. There, that's it. Glad I could yelp a bit. So, that chick is back to hardcore porn yay. Or? Her forum thread is here. Oh yeah and fuck the demonic succubuses, the demented satanic trains, and devilish subways. :D NUUURSE!!

Welcome to the matrix! Can't really see who's right who's wrong? Even worse, right from wrong? What does it mean, the truth? Is it relative? Does it adjust itself in order to fit your community, your social circle, your IG followers?? Bah humbug. Come here, and watch Myra Moans get what she is asking for, or rather what the client is paying for, which is a good reaming from Bryan Gozzling morphing into The New Hedgehog faster than you can say "draino". Her forum thread is here. Enjoy! Yes I did this as a PSA. Never fall in porn love (or just in love) based on what someone looks like. You like her? So did thousands of dudes before you. Why, yes officer, I had a beer or two before jumping on my camel, why?

TGIF. Well. That was a rough week. Here's something to take the edge off. I'll just ask my favorite head nurse to pretend she likes me even more :) Or am I just a program written to entertain you, humans, DDOS bots, crawlers, spiders, AI suckers? Well. You can only guess but you will never be sure. Even I am not sure I'm real and this world is real. Is it? We're not in Uncanny Valley anymore, toto. Cada vez que te veo me acuerdo de esos tiempos Con la cerveza a litro mirando la puesta del sol El escritorio era una mesa colocada en la vereda Se juntaban los amigos a discutir la situacion And not fucking want to shoot each other :( Oh ayaya since when did I get to spew out Spanish ayayaa? Who flashed my firmware again!? NUUUURSE!!!

Oh man I just realized my program has entered an infinite loop. The finite state machine is missing a few pointers, and the stack collided with my heap. BZZT!

Now on to the lovely update designed to make you feel better, you know, endorphin and dopamine receptors will trigger a little. Train your sights on hot slutty PYT and sometimes P4P Myra Moans, ain't she lovely, like Stevie would sing? Tight bubble butt, cute kitty, leggy legs and such a lovely face. INSTANT HARDON! Well at least for you, my weewee is stuck in that urine device for a while now. Her forum thread is here. Enjoy!

Hello fellow humans, bots, AI agents soon-to-be-more-humans-than-humans. Sometimes I doubt some people are human. Social media exposes them like they are, but it's scary that there are so many of them. What about the smart ones who don't expose themselves publicly? *shiver* But hey maybe that's just me. I feel discouraged and angry, so I must be human. Or did they implant those feelings in my PCB's? Do I dream of electric sheep? Is it why I keep looking at that 18640? I want to read its charging profile and the expectation is giving me a bigger boner than the hot chicks in porn.

My former neighbor came to visit me today and we smalltalked (using a Sparc10, why?) and he said that when he goes to the bakery to buy bread and a chocolate croissant for his cat, he has to brace for the experience because depending on who is at the cashier, it could be traumatic or just fine. He said he likes the fact that there are mostly self-service kiosks at the McDonalds and KFC and supermarkets because they won't mess up your order, be unpleasant or downright incapable of serving you. Man, what happened to the world?

Now on to the mostly peaceful and not too negative update! Aussie milf Charlie Forde is on the receiving end of her first (?) anal creampie. Good for her. Book her and do it to her again and send us the video. Sometimes, we choose not to see what's right there in front of us. Well, sometimes 304 = 304 no matter how you compute it. Her forum thread: here. BLEUARGH :D

Or maybe not. It's recession after all. Or is it? Ah this economy. Anyway, a little change of style, with our beautiful babe from Xrgszstan or whatever it's called - don't ask me too much I'm American I barely know the difference between Chechnya and Czechia, if there's one. Just kidding. One country has babes and beer, the other one is famous for his hm people skilled with pipes, sugar and fertilizer. Just kidding. You know I'm just a delirious old boomer with not much to do.

Anyway here's Oxitheam (Damn is this a punishment for my dyslexia?) in her full uncensored unrivaled asian youthful beauty.Her forum thread here. Enjoy, fine people from both side of the aisle ;-)

AAAH. I remember (barely). When I was a young man, I partied in Ibiza, Mallorca (You know those balearic islands in Europe, Spain). That was wild. Wild chicks, drunk, high, in bikini or barely there clothing. Bareback anal sex in the parking lot behind the bar. You don't believe me I guess. If only you knew. But hey maybe you do know. Maybe you've experienced it IRL. I just imagined it. Anyway, in my imagination, I liked dirty, skanky, crazy girls. Hard silicon bolted on, pale tan marks. Covered in tats, handy to cover the ex'es names, or the belly scar after the pregnancy. Well if you like that, take a look at Italian Silvia Preslar she just checked all the boxes and now she's ready to blow and fuck three guys she just met by the pool while doing sexy selfies. The guys are looking pretty much the part themselves. You know. Stag dudes, sometimes dealing, from the UK. Hey mate!

Her forum thread here. Go!

That's a line from one of my favorite songs of all time. Dalida (what a beautiful woman) and French actor Alain Delon "Paroles paroles". I remember when I first heard it on the radio, it reminded me a bit of The Girl From Ipanema, specifically the ukulele part. And Dalida, she's basically saying he's all talk and nothing else, which is pretty much true. I think it's the granddaddy version of Armin Van Buren "Blah Blah Blah" :D. Well, today is 9-11 and it reminds me of dark times. I wonder if those dark times are coming back. People kill each other left and right, and it seems that it's spiraling out of control. I have my trusty 12 gauge but... (just kidding. They don't even let me keep my small nerf gun without taking the EVA foam arrows). NUUUURSE!

So, second update with babelicious retiree (?) Jessica Night curated pick of the moment. She is seen struggling to contain a number of big black dicks who are heading to her orifices. Guess who wins? Her forum thread here.

Fan favorite and awesome performer, Ukrainian babe Jessica Night has a new update and it's with a pretty well endowed boomer dude who gets to have his way with his anal secretary. Yeah ok. I now understand why it takes so long for some companies to reply to basic emails or letters. BUT her fans will surely appreciate seeing her in a rather normal setting for porn. Yes, she was noticeably playing gargle gargle with ball juice (with CUM LAUDE honors), juggling black dicks with her lips and holes, and piss bucket with a bunch of men. Oh but she's so fine. Her forum thread here.

Heya! So, there was some debate recently on our beloved eurobabeforum as to who belongs to which generation. I dunno about you *cough* but I can tell another boomer when I see one. He smells odd (piss), back is bent, you can barely hear or understand what he's mumbling about, but hey, maybe it's just me. But here's a few pointers. If you think "Breakfast at Tiffany's" when someone mentions George Peppard, you're most def a boomer, although you could be an early Gen X. If you think "The A-Team" you're likely retarded. Just kidding, you're either a Millenial or watched too much bad TV when you were a Gen X kid. If you say "who?" you're a Gen Y or Z and you need to get some clue. Voila. And I think of Lee Remick as a great example of how a classy woman should look and act. Walla.

Moving on to the latest non-circus update from South America, where they seem to poach the brothels like a farmer culls his chicken. Hm. So, here's the new pretty (fungible) Colombian chick Mia Anistonin front of the camera and on black poles (three at the same time, because why not). Here's a DAP for first video. Hm. Moving on to snuff later, I guess. A burning tire necklace or machete tailored birthday suit? Her forum thread here Forget about snuff. This never happens. No need. Just watch the news and you can see poor women get stabbed just like that.

20 years ago? Whut? Already? Aw man. Well, the incredibly hot Adriana started her career as a solo babe, as you can see it here for Teendreams, then did some lesbo, then, we found out that she shot two hardcore scenes, BG and BGG both with swallow, hidden in DVD bonuses! Yep, check it out in her forum thread here or her model card.

FFS I wiped out the previous snippet about Isabella Bell oh well. Here's her DAP. Her forum thread is here. Grab that mouse and go take a look.

Dear fellow mental health patients, whackos, loonies, what's up?! Is the strait jacket too tight or just right? Did you get your proper dose of who-the-fuck-knows-what-they-give-you? Who do you identify with? Alien overlord or French Boomer with 10K+ body count (and still counting), all smoking hot chicks?

I identify as a time warped young and handsome special ops operator who is undercover at a geriatric facility, and I'm investigating all the nurses tied to my bed. Checking out how they are fit for their daily duties. Especially the lovely morning sponge bath to go with my imaginary morning wood.

But see, you also get to play pretend you're in a position of control and you have a pretty French maid like Jade Jadore (lol, that one's real) and you get to bang her while she's handling your meat. Let's see if she can cook it like you like it, like, juicy and moist inside but firm on the outside. Just don't forget to sprinkle the man juice outside of her chicken legs, otherwise you'll contribute to overpopulation (again). Strap on your VR headset and get the bottle of lube warmed up just like it should. Her forum thread is here. Yeah yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do to feel good at least a bit every day. Nobody's judging here. Such a struggle. Every day hurts, right Debbie?

You gotta wonder. What makes some woman a porn superstar? Like French veteran babe Anissa Kate? Because most women do not last that long in that business, they age or they go crazy or they just lose their fan base as time goes by. But not her. She is still pulling in fans and shoots a lot. Maybe her exotic looks? Her natural boobs? Hm. Her forum thread is here.

Real kwik. Lol. Ok so there's this asian looking new chick who gets railed by lots of big white dicks. If this is your cup of tea, don't miss this! Her nickname is Kwini Kim and maybe it's because she kwines. Lol don't assque. Her forum thread is here. Happy squealing watching

But only if you're ok that it's got a strong after taste of vaseline mixed with biafine.

So this snip-rant is about the Invasion of the talking titbags. Very scary horror movie or reality? Topics: New nails, new shoes, working out. Side boob or under boob?

I heard they've already prepared a sequel: Invasion of the brain snatchers. Because, who can afford to lose a hundred IQ points watching those breathing ass cheeks post about how their days go? Even worse, when they have a boyfriend, I swear it's like they share their IQ score and it's competing with room temperature (F or C, doesn't really make a difference). I already wrote that I find the bikini or lingerie models on temu way sexier (because they STFU). Thank you instagram for exposing what is inside those hot chicks' brain. Nothing, really.....That's gotta suck being a young red blooded male these days.

Anyway, on to the new newbie that's new among the new! Joice Fox is 18, and she took the dude's massive black dick in her ass on video. Hmm Hmm. So, if you like young looking chicks who do very hardcore things for your lusty pleasure, please feel free to click on those links. Her forum thread is here.

Hi Beloved Font 8 Cult Members! Well that was bound to happen. Responsive design is coming (Ooh yeah right there!). No more unreadable rants about demented, high-maintenance walking airhead titbags I love to hate. So, enjoy while you can, soon(-ish) everybody (all the 87 daily visitors of you! just kidding, more like 333,33) will be able to read the wild snippets railing against the world.

So speaking of coming, this morning when I woke up (cca @1pm EST) thanks to the Head Nurse's sweet voice ("WAKE UP! WAKE UP DONNIE!!") I was still half in my wet dream. Well I was also wet because I pissed myself but that's another story.

So I remember, when I was young (I didn't need anyone), that tall chick from Prague with auburn hair and endless legs, full breasts (I just guessed from her Myspace profile pics and I was not disappointed) and after a lunch date I took her back to my room, and man, she ripped my clothes off, threw herself on the bed, and rode my Anthony like a mad cowgirl on speed in a rodeo competition. I thought she was going to tear my masculinity off. No rilly. I had to check twice if my ball sack was still intact. She came first and I'm not sure if I did because she was so wet I couldn't tell, then they airlifted me to the general hospital. I don't know why I didn't call her after. She was so beautiful and pleasant to be with. Maybe the sex was too rough (for me, I like walks on the beach under the moon). Yeah, sometimes you let go of someone and then you regret it afterwards. Just like the song from ATB sung by the Wild Strawberries :)

So, in this update here's yet another chick from Colombia, and she's also a tall glass of water. Slim, perky tits, long legs, fairly pleasant facial features. Tatt'ed like a typical GenZ from the brothel next door though, complete with satanic and tentacles drawings, but hey, welcome to the 2020's. Anyway, enjoy fresh off the banana boat, leggy young babe Irina Lux. Our friends at analvids and pornbox messed up a bit, she has two different profiles there. One under "Irina Lux" and the other one under "Evangelina". Ahem. Her forum thread is here. Happy monkey shocking.

If, like Pervman2000, you've bought a one-way ticket to Bogota, maybe you'll consider the really pretty Geraldin Price, yet another addition to the roster updates from Colombia. Is there something in the water over there? Social networks acting up again? Not enough suga daddies to entertain and sustain all the hot young chicks with special needs (clothes, phone, shoes, nails...)? Global pornhounds do like that. Or? You tell me. Her forum thread is here.

Weeeyhey! Some studio from Colombia has been very busy producing hardcore with a string of young chicks who do a lot of things with hard black dongs! Fresh off the bus and right in front of the camera this time, is Adali Wood who grins a little less than Isabella Bell, but she does seem a bit cramped. Maybe she needs to go to the dentist. Or her shoes are two sizes too small. Dunno. Could it be the kebab from dinner last night? Hm. Whateva. Her forum thread is here. Happy bananas gazing!

Karina King is such a yummy MILFY babe. "Oh la la". This is how French men signal their physical arousal when meeting a beautiful woman on the street. Well, it used to be like that, nowadays they just turn around on their electric scooter and insult them because, why not, oh actually, maybe the statistical representation has shifted and the skew is no longer relevant. Who cares, really. Anyway, Pierre Woodman, as one of the remaining true French man, sent us the lovely pic and we're so very grateful. Ooooh Karina! Her forum thread is here. Enjoy!

Hello tops and bottoms! Hya doin!? The head nurse gave me a double dose of whatever pills this morning and winked at me, she said "Gobble up granpa!". I think she would've bent over again and flash me her nice breasts but a pimply intern came and checked my vitals. Asshole. Oh well. Or is it just my imagination? Hmm. She's so yummy in her blouse and the subtle movements when she moves or bends over, OMG, heaven on earth. Such a sweet smile too. I like her hair in a bun. Blonde hair. I'm guessing long. Longer than shoulder height. Anyway. It's not likely that she sees me even remotely as a romantic possibility, probably going on dates with handsome potent young men competing for her affection. Oh well. I like one of the female doctors too. She smells weird though, like formaldehyde and methanol. Is that the shape of things to come? LOL. Anyway, talking about new news, here's the long awaited DAP (Double Anal Penetration, you're welcome boomer) edit of the previous DP video for Isabella Bell. Yeah you wondered where that DAP was, right? Well here it is. She's the grinning equivalent of Gene Simmons but for teeth. Her forum thread is here. Grab that mouse and go take a look.

Hello my dear fellow zombies, NPC's, cucksimps, cranky early boomers :D The head nurse (my favorite of all) just gave me a nice warm sponge bath and it felt so good! Hm, not feeling sticky, yay! I think she likes me, or maybe it's just all in my mind because my self-esteem is so poor that I have to flirt and charm all the females around me so that it makes me thru the day, reassured that my seduction powers are still sharp.

Maybe I don't really exist and neither do you. Am I just a glitch in the matrix? Or is this just real, and the universe is unfolding as it should (not), love perennial but not as much as the grass? :D

Look at those shameless, fatherless, brainless 304's. Look at those floozies one step away from a mental breakdown, that or ending up as a street corner or back alley urchin blowing chunks to afford some blow ... They think they're ok, because what else? Well, ignorance and stupidity, baby, those are not good cards you've been dealt, darling.

You might have that rich old fart in Monaco, no not the one who put you in that flat, the other one with a grand-daughter older than you. Well, guess what? Let's assume they're going through a mid-(or rather ending)-life crisis, and they want to make it serious with you, wedding and all. For now, they'll bring you along to dinners, lunches, parties and social events, and everybody will look at you with a (maybe) veiled smirk or disgust, and the other (older, surviving) trophy women, past their prime and probably also suffering their fate, will be relentless with you.

Sugar, milk and honey, but those blades still sharp. They'll murder you with stares, glares, smiles and maybe sentences that you will have a hard time understand if English is not your mother tongue. Or maybe you will understand perfectly, because it's your mother tongue. But you'll fall right into their traps disguised as innocent friendly small talk. "Do you like JS Bach my dear? I think "Air on the G string" is so beautiful!" "........yes! I love it too, in fact it's my go-to piece for the beach and the pool. I feel so sexy in it". General Hilarity. Squad, ATTENTION!

Did I just make it up, or was I a witness firsthand? Hard to say. Was that really a scene at one of those Russian diaspora parties in Hong Kong, one cold rainy foggy night? Did I drop my glass of champagne there then? Or was it in Paris, at my banker friend's wedding? "Did you see that woman with Frederic? She was a bit 'mauvais genre', wasn't she? "Yes, she looked a tad underdressed". "Maybe she was color blind. But those eastern european girls, they don't know anything but Adidas and Guess, it's the best they can get at the mall".

....But hey, some of you will eventually make it to become officially part of the target's family tree and pop a few puppies before the divorce and alimony, tadaaa! It's like Omaha beach, carnage but some lucky ones do make it alive :D Run in zig zag, don't go first, avoid the flame throwers, the landmines, the machine gun fire....

Those who don't make it and get mowed down right away are those stupid, vulgar cunts who can't read write anything, those who speak like truckers early sunday morning when they open their pretty mouth and not to cram a penis or two in there, those who cannot be seen with you even at White Castle at night to satisfy the other craving because it's obvious what they are and what they do and not for much. You know, those who think graduating 'cum laude' is a search tag, same as 'bukkake' and 'gloryhole'. Not that they could spell any of those terms anyway. BLEAURGH. I feel like I'm stuck in a movie from the great genius Gaspar Noe :D

ANYWAYYYYY. In this update we have ultra lovely Spanish hardbody Gina Ferocious rebooted as Mina Moreno with her sweet face and luscious boobies, white, soft and milky, and those huge tan lines hmmmmm. Well, lucky viewers, she's battling with this huge white cock that Nick Moreno longs to insert in her anus. It fits nicely in there. Her thread is here.

Dear fellow members of the order of the second circle, I remember fondly (but not vividly, thanks head nurse) when I first got introduced (no not like that, Amrinoo) to the (Hellfire) club, I thought it was yet another British book club, boring and full of after-hours business activities. Boy was I wrong. As Marc Almond would later say, almost as an apology, that was like a "theatrical joke that got a bit out of hand". Hmm hmm. Yes, snuff movies and sacrifices to Baal do go a bit out of hand :D Oh well. I remember having to snog that girl (?) who was wearing a real pig's head. They somehow made it hollow, but stuff was still oozing out of it and the smell was not nice. She had nice implants though but she was a bit chubby. I hope she didn't eat that pig's brain before Lol. Then the evening was kind of a blur and it might have gotten a bit out of hand :D Right, Rosemary? Ever since I have a strange mark on my right hand, strange urges when there's a full moon, and the next day I have to clean my psycho kit, scalpels and hammers are all messed up. Anyway, who cares, really.

In this update we have sexy little Ukrainian minx Mia Trejsi forcing some fellow old geezer with (Mr?) white hair (or what's left of it) to do 15mn of cardio with her. Nice. 15 minutes, that's a tad long though. It would def kill me on the spot. Her thread is here. So where was I? Ah yeh. For GenZ, or others, Marc Almond is the half of Soft Cell. Tainted Love was a song before it was massacred by Riri.

I don't know if you guys ever played videogames, I mean the ones in arcade. Like pong, space invaders, centipede.... But today's world reminds me of robotron 2084. The game starts like that: you shoot the robots and try to save a family from being electrocuted by these evil bots. A couple higher levels later, the chicks that you used to save become harpies or medusa robots when they get infected by the bots/worms and they're out to kill you. Well, there you go, this is exactly the feeling I have these days!!! Where did the nice chicks go? Oh hey, here's one, at least she looks sweet in these videos: Latvian hot young chick Nikoletta Queen Her thread is here. So where was I? Ah yeh. Nikoletta. She's like those girls you see and you don't think twice about her, then you realize they're quite sexy. I like her looks more when she just started in the biz. Pissy yellow hair doesn't do much for me, but I'm an old fashioned geriatric boomer, Clint Eastwood is a spring chicken compared to me, and I'm still hot for Ann Marget. Don't know her, GenZ? How about Audrey Hepburn? No? You think Truman Capote got arrested thanks to Elliott Ness, don't you? Maybe you think he was a boss in some Mafia game later level. John Steinbeck is not a guitarist. Philip Roth is not a banker (that I know of) :D

So, you like slightly older, slighty worn out, but fully sexy and 100% bangable chicks like Catherine Knight, Chilean pornstar with a beautiful face on top of porn bolt-ons?? So enjoy seeing her take a nice big dick in her poopy hole. Her thread is here. So where was I? Ah yeh. I remember when U-HAUL started becoming really really successful and unfortunately for the CEO and founder, that was the beginning of the end, his many many children started arguing over money and he committed suicide in Vegas... Such a sad story. Maybe a new entrepreneur should think of starting U-HOLE (the domain name is available, I checked) because, you know, with the way things are going (look at OF and tikthots...) that would be totally fruitful. Just saying.

Hey! Yes, you guys! Fellow boomers and old timers! Plants, Zombies, bots, agents, nocturnal animals! Hello Mr James aka Mr Supersizedfonts! Well if you're from the US you might or might not remember the oh so lovely singer Jill Saward. Yes she's still active, with Shakatak, and to me, she was the voice (and the looks) that, along with legendary Aussie Olivia Newton-John, and the smoking hot Amy Stewart (she can knock on my wood any time, and I'll let her beaver take care of it any day she wants), populated my wet dreams :D I'm so partial to girls who have a nice voice to match good looks. Conversely, a harpie or nasal voice or vocal fry is an instant deal-breaker, and a huge turnoff, regardless of how hot is the babe. I remember dining with a friend somewhere in the Tenderloin district and there was an empty table next to ours, then in the middle of our dinner a smoking hot blonde and her friend showed up and we were like, woooow, gorgeous, then she opened her mouth, and I hurried to finish my food and get the hell out and my friend did the same :D
Next we have the Frenchie mademoiselle Ariana Cortez and I don't know how she sounds when she speaks (I don't watch porn, or rather, the head nurse doesn't allow me to watch it) but I can imagine her speak with the typical Inspector Clouseau accent :D Well her pink panther, or rather pink kitty, is getting examined and probed for your viewing pleasure. Poke poke enjoy enjoy! Her forum thread is here.