hElo.Do I have your attention? Eurobabeindex is the keeper of ancient technology. Yes. It even predates COBOL OO. Heck, I get paper cuts when I try to add a function to the CMS. Never mind, Gen Z. Or Gen XY for that matter. Also most boomers. To understand the jokes, you need to be versed in the art of the manually spaced columns and not to forget trailing dots. DO NOT TOUCH THE TAB KEY, PNBZ!!!Also, if you have astigmus, well, buh bye. Font 8 club, dood. Anybody left? Besides the scraper bots? Hey Gemini! Hey JackGPT!
So where wuz AY?! Ah Brenda Santos Brenda Santos. What a (eenie weenie tiny little) babe. 1m37cm 4'6" WOW 38Kg 84lb WOWOW She makes Frodo look like Barron :) And I'm pretty sure there was no special effects involving perspective. So, if you're into tiny chicks, this is it, the ultimate dope. Pierre Woodman has the most extensive collection of sex acts with her. Rumor has it he even creampied the little minx. DP, anal, piss, f2m rimming, swallow. Yeah I know, I'm again a bit late to the party. But my gameboy (running the site) ran out of battery, I couldn't recharge them because electricity got cut off because I hum forgot to pay the bill, then I dropped it into the toilets and had to wait for it to dry while I was chasing my dog who swallowed my backup then got abducted by aliens while chasing a levitating cow. Anyhoo. Her forum thread is here

Ah, Polish blonde pornstar Lexi Star ... Her Siberian stare, her psychopathic nexck tats, her cheap round little bolt-ons and matching scars.... THE total package, if you like fuck meat and getting all in in all holes. Year of the horse, I'm telling you! don't believe me? Call 304 000 304 000! Who you gonna call?!? Her forum thread is here So, we're on the verge of WWIII, Skynet is almost fully operational, Chinese bots play violin and can mawashi-geri your face is 3.6ms, when they're not filling it with expansive ammo and brazing you from all sides with their side flamethrower. Niiiice. But yeah, keep watching your beloved entertainment. What else?