Alright alright I'm coming. What can I do for you? You want an established hot pornstar with a large roster of spicy videos? Check. Czech? Check. Great eye contact and overall enthusiasm? Check, so here she is, Katy Rose Yeah well, gotta give credit to Caesar when due... She is almost a legend. Never thought she'd be in the biz for so long. But hey, here she is with two penises in the rectum, while sucking a third very long one like there's no tomorrow... Katy's thread is here

hELO P0p3.
New female human specimen Avora Meey is shown having her reproductive tract forcibly stretched by a male with an above average penis, even for his genetic kind. It appears that the female is not too engaged in the intercourse but tries to be sexy and look attractive for the cameras. She has various nonsensical inked drawings on her body, representing various nonsense and other symbols. This is a proven mechanism to differentiate sexually active aka promiscuous young humans of both sex. *SHKRKRKRKRRRR10103e4feb12a5d7f* diagnosing, only speculating what could have happened. AVR0VA's thread is here. Oui. Yes. Si. Ano. Da. Ja. Hej. What do you think of the newbie? Her blank fixed stare is a bit off putting but she has a hot bod, totally boinkable in my book. No? Ah Russian chicks. What would porn be without them.

hELLO. Th1s is the mechanical device you will soon learn to endure or love. My name is *SHRKRKKERERTRETTTT1010101010111hefa01b3e* and I'm programmed for your comfort. How may I help you? Ah yeah. I need to wish you all a happy new year, I hope you survived the dreaded Christmas family reunion, the New Year's Eve celebration, the onslaught of instagram douches and their vapid delusional stupid cunts out in full force around xmas - i guess they want a good spanking - and now the going back to the severance-like passive-very-aggressive routine at the office. Whut? You're not going to the office until monday? Lucky you. Enjoy the weekend then. So what do we have now? Ah yeah. A rarity. I wonder what she's on? I'll have the same! On the double! Hey, humans, you know what an MRI is? Well, when it's applied to look at your beater, it detects if you have non-elastic scar tissue instead of muscle. LOL. I'll let you guess what happens when your heart has scar tissue instead of muscle :) Yeah yeah, all that snow might not be good in the end. So. Ah yeah. The new girl. Rosa Josefin. I first spotted her as an upcoming cum dumpster, 130 loads gulped down, for the infamous site that many of you still support. Apparently she's being driven around by her hubby or bf. Good guy. I don't think my wife or girlfriend would drive me to get spunked in the mouth by hundred ugly fat fucks, but hey, who knows. We're rather conservative. Lol. Whatever that means, these days. Like, not worshipping baal, and not too fond of cannibalism? Anyway. Not judging, not diagnosing, only *SHEKRRTRTEDRTTRTKASKDSKEKEKRKRKRKRKRKRK* what could have happened. Rosa's thread is here. I wonder what will happen to the stupid, crass, delusional, unpleasant, vapid, non-functional airhead bimbo titbags when guys will just stay at home with some good kush, multi-blend cheap booze, their fave custom AI-generated porn girlfriends....? Surely they must have noticed that all nighters and alcohol is not doing their wrinkly mugs a favor. Creams and facials can't fix that, even their filters is starting to go into overload. Happy new year everyone. OOO_ER who cut my coke with GHB and SPECIAL K and CODEIN and FENTANYL?!?!?!?! Because that was not enough ;-) Just kidding, I most def not support drug abuse, not even pot. Right, Nancy?