I'll get straight (haha) to the point. The following video is for men (hehe) who like to have big fake titted hoes toss their salad, and have a digital (in the latin sense) adventure to check if they're not hiding something in there, or if their prostate is not hosting a few alien growths. Yeah yeah, I know, that wasn't very straight (haha) to the point. Who the fuck cares. Here you go: Barbie ESM the almost-retired czech penis flytrap is showing you her well oiled tiddies in this video sample. MOOO! I mean BOO. And happy fucking Halloween, guys!

Have you seen Barcelona? Yes? Are you sure? Because there's a new Russian young PYT out there that's been churning intense hardcore videos for NRX Studios, and boy, do they know how to get beautiful babes. She reminds me of the Czech Bara, some decades ago! She's the type of girl you would have no problem taking to your parents. Just pray that pops doesn't spot her on a tube in a late night 5mn chicken choking session when mom is doing the laundry in the basement. Anyhoo. Enjoy the babe, and stay tuned for more picks from the furry fury. BOO! Almost Halloween.

Seems like I really do fancy having my salad tossed, what's next, getting my pooper rimmed and reamed by a ladyboy? Ahem, but I digress.Barbie ESM is indeed our fave cum dumpster of the last two decades, it is fascinating to watch her submit to male desires and shape herself accordingly, all on camera. Did you miss the last few updates? Well, she got a new set of airbags a couple months back, decided not to retire from Pr0n, is openly open for private biz, and shot some videos with her new puppies, for our educated and perverted civilian pleasure. But don't just take my word for it, go see it yourself, click the pic(k)!

Zuzhuk, my trusty hairy assistant from Molagavia handed me my brains this morning and told me I need to promote a little more to celebrate Halloween 2021 (it's D-2). So, I got up, got down from the roof and fired up the old beige comp with a fruit on it, and bim, our fave Czech pornstar Barbie ESM was swiftly picked to become the subject of this month's second snippet! Yes ma'am. In case (like me) you just crawled from a rock (or live in Russia and are too busy fending off female atomic bombs gravitating around you), Barbie ESM is the ultimate fantasy sextoy for the middle-class intellectual who drools on over-the-top silicon enhanced skanks who perpetually look like they stare at headlights when they don't gulp down on massive schlongs all the while stuffing three black dicks in their stretched out tattoo'ed popos. Nope, this one you can't even dream to introduce to your parents, you wouldn't even risk being seen around her when your trust fund is at stake! But she's soooo fine, you want to do all kinds of nasty things to her, right? Well, you're in luck, check out the link and see her insert a finger up his poop chute while schlurping his big stick. Yay, yummy. No I'm not gay, are you?

Igor my trusty assistant woke me up recently. I know, that's a couple years late, but hem, right on time for Halloween 2021!!! So, We got braindead & brainwashed people and mindless zombies all over the world now, thanks to a lab-prepared virus pandemie [who would have thought Paul Anderson (the bad one) was right all along with his Resident Evil shit flicks!?!?], weird shit happening everywhere, illuminati acting up at a grand scale in broad daylight, and everybody needs a well deserved break. How about leaving your tiktok app for a couple minutes and ogle Brazilian enhanced porn newbie Kelly Oliveira getting properly DAP'ed by the usual meaty swordsmen in Prague? She got the full-on attire, tan marks, huge round rock-hard plastic bolt-ons, made up brows, 20000 lumens white teeth, raven long hair, what else to ask? So check her out, dudes and dudettes-who-identify-as-dudes-who-like-girls. You won't regret it one second.