twitter Welcome back to the late snippet show! Sorry for the delay, I caught the wooha virus and they had me hooked to a lamborghini respirator for a couple months then I grabbed the nurse and took her hostage to escape back to my cozy rock. Now I'm finally home, with the wife and kids, and expecting a visit from the in laws from hell any time now. MEanwhile, here's the second part of the cryptic delirium. You know you like it. Like, figuring out what's the proportion of truth from the mad ramblings. Right, Am0r1n0 dude?
So, rumors are that new, hungry, model worshippers from the east are quietly being fed to the database using a state of the art neural bedwork (long short burn to be precise), steadily and regularly increasing the model count, sometimes receiving tips and instructions from a furry sneaky one. But as you know, no-one can confirm this. It’s just the word on the streets. Curious mind enquire discreetly but no-one is sure. Oh and have you seen the latest hit scenes over at LP? Amongst the regular daily bunghole cramming action and the hardcore skanky bungholing, there ARE a few gems for the discerning jaded sex deviant out there. (lookin at ya, Qch) For instance, last year’s Christmas update features even more dicks than usual. 10? 20? 30? 40? Well, no, just 1 more than usual, but …on a “chick”. That’s right, head over there and get help imagining TS Nathalie Mars stretch her shaved dick inside Uranus. I gotta stop making those jokes, nobody reads snippets, and the guys out there don’t speak English anyway. Oh one last thing. Nathalie gets the full LP treatment, if you know what I mean. That was kinda expected after all those zero-pussy updates featuring hot chicks. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. It’s a show about nothing.