Merry Christmas, hoomins.

NUBILE FILMS's Belinda made me an offer I couldn't refuse. Either I put up a discounted limited time rebate for XMAS or she would unfriend me from FB and block me from her IG. Me, being the sensitive millenial as I am, I figured I'd either hole up for a year in my safe space and masturbate on Rogue One, and then masturbate some more on Katy Perry before she squirts to Canada, OR, I give in and grab my keyboard to courageously write this snippet while my girlfriend is waiting in my bed (and slowly deflating because I went a little hard on her last night and I also forgot to properly patch her up). So here it is. Enjoy, fellow snowflakes. Oh and if you're a manly man and just want some funtainment, spotting which pornbabe you boinked IRL, that's good cheap fun for you too.

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Stunning natural blue-eyed brunette Lana Rhoades gets her anal cherry picked for TUSHY.COM in the latest flick from AVN mega-decorated Greg Lansky. The French director clearly is the true master of his domain and it's a pleasure to watch his movies, directed with a true savoir faire, hardcore, sensual... a sensorial masterpiece. Forget gonzo crap with the bad white balance, hairy butts and retarded grunts on a tripod, watch the real thing.

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