A lousy September ends with my beloved kitty still missing. People devote sites to their cats, use them as mascots, film them doing crazy stuff and then fill YouTube with useless crap. I can't even keep one with me. Vanished four weeks ago and left me heatbroken.

Attitude media company is proud to announce the launching from their new department AX, a full graphic and marketing service exclusive for the adult entertainment industry. After 12 years of activity inside the adult industry president (Dennis Black Magic) from Black Magic Media Group decided to stop with his label and adult activities and return back to his roots and his real passion, the advertising and graphic world. Besides advertising and graphic designs, his skills in marketing are a positive tool to complete the full service package that we can provide to the good and well known adult companies. As we can see the changes from the adult industry the last 5 years, adult has become almost mainstream. Because of this fact, the viewer/buyer based on the distribution network of the adult industry are asking more and more from the adult companies. Marketing is and will always be a very important tool, that not every adult company is using on the right way. The advertising campaigns those days must be an eye catcher because of the many competition and cheap overkill on the free internet. One of the most important elements is the graphic design from the box cover, what is good for 70% of the selling. Faster, better and cheaper : those are the strong keywords from attitude media company, feel free to contact us, offers, drafts and pre-designs are free of any charges.

Correct me if I'm wrong (I usually is), but isn't this Lucy's first bb/g? Too bad for the cum-dodging, though. Is there a cure for that? (On PrimeCups, like, NOW!)

Not that I understand much about these things. But shouldn't babes as pretty as our Melisa be too busy with sorority activities and general torture of boys instead of messing with porn?

Not that I understand much about these things. But I salute Angel Kiss as the hottest new starlet on the market. JUNE '89, man!

Whether she'll suck cock in front of the camera or not, it's mystery. Can't say I'm totally optimistic. But after Klau, Tricia, Doris and the rest of the new skool, you never know.

Okay pornhounds. Here's the *&@#$! deal: Go check out FRITZRYAN, featuring 18 and 19 year old russian chicks, and you'll get to see them in various states of nekkidness, including the "gimme a bone" and the "choke on this" position.

Now, for those of you who don't care about DAP, pee-in-the-anus and other circus acts, take a look at Fritz(!)'s diary: "I'd given up worrying about money and loss and family and stuff - I spent my days working my ass off and every night with my little daughter - all the grief and bitterness slowly passed.". Now if you cannot relate to that, either you're a sex-junkie who sold his brain to get some more, or you're 15 and worried about being caught choking the bunny by mom and dad.
Either way, be good and check his chicks. Fritz makes porn for the masses. Not.

PS: yeah, and for you zombies with a raging hard-on, there are naked chicks being penetrated and giving oral sex.

Apparently, Reni gets tons of presents from her admirers. Cards, fuzzy bears, flowers and junk. Now that I think of it, I never actually sent her anything. Heck, we never even met! But that's another story. Here's the deal (from Sophie's site):

"Yet more presents to come (oh yes!): this time it's Eric who sent me a lovely perfume and roses, plus Tara again with her tremendous swimsuit and pictures to sign, and Damu too, with his home-made calendar, the "Book of Beauties". And I got some more pictures to sign, from David, my fan :) And three CDs that made my day (they are in my car now!) Thank you guys again!"

Ok, 3 cds. And what do I see? Michael fucking Bublé?? A fat Canadian is not exactly my idea of a gift that keeps on giving. So I will try to come up with three cd titles that are more suited for Magyar angels...

Number 3: "Beach Angel 2007", selected by Mark Doyle, lushly illustrated by Jason Brooks. Warm, breezy handbag house. And Sophie is a walking, talking Jason Brooks babe, after all. And she's spinning on my record label RIGHT NOW.

Number 2: Carol King's Tapestry. TAPESTRY?? Yeah, Tapestry, because it's one of those girly records that can be haunting, it's deep, it's warm and it's fucking timeless. Oh, baby, what you've done to me... Chord changes can be sexier than sex.

Number 1: "The Timewriter - Soulstickers".
The deep train is coming! Enjoy the white sands, and the sea breeze, while sipping your green or blue drink. It never rains. And we can dance until dawn FOREVER and we'll never have to go back to work ever again.

Sbando Boy has officially left EBI to join dance eggheads Underworld.

Yeah, it's the big 200. "Tell me daddy: was porn already around when Hot Vidéo 1 came out?". That means that, whatever you think of HV (if you're in the biz, that usually depends on how good or bad they've treated you), Hot Vidéo is still a cornerstone of this shaky little industry, and you can only look at it with respect. Plus, they're totally partial to Pierre, just like us (we just do it for free :)).

Issue 200 is a keeper: it packs 3 free dvds, Pierre's Hard a la Carte, the usual Soirée Hot and a digital version of the giant 200 retrospective, and the giant retrospective itself comes with the mother of all quizzes, 200 questions that only a true Internet nerd could answer.
Reportages on Lydia Saint Martin, Moiré Candy, Adamo's "Rome" and even something called "Story of Bodilis".
And you know what? Believe it or not, but hotvideo.fr could finally happen! What made them change their minds about an official website, I dunno. Our competition?

One little note: the silver-plated bags that contains the mag and the free goodies features 15 pornstar: of them, only two are EBI babes, Brigitta Bulgari and Sylvia Saint, but their pics are so small that you will need quantum mechanics to notice them.

As usual, if you want to order HV, just click on the picture.

Pierre Woodman said: "I am thrilled with the finished product. Now that we have finished editing, the movie is even better than I had hoped.

It captures exactly the atmosphere that I have had in my mind ever since the project was conceived. Like always, ever since I started in this business, I have concentrated my efforts on the cast and when you see the line up on the box cover you will understand why we stand apart from the competition in terms of the most gorgeous new and exclusive faces.

Furthermore, I would not be exaggerating if I said that I consider this to be one of my most elaborate productions ever with a plotline and dramatic sequences in the style of a regular TV series. Sometimes it pays to be a perfectionist!"

Release Date: Oct-31-2007

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I need one of these: A Bathing Ape Rhinestone Logo Zip Up (Green), size L.

Google it, p0wn eBay, roam the Multiverse, saturate the hardline, but help me find this fine piece of street wear. Retails for 500 bucks, 10% is yours. Plus free dvds and Veronika Vanoza's signed panties. Fakes don't qualify.


contact: sbando at eurobabeindex.com

Sbando Boy has officially left EBI to join Welsh daredevils Dirty Sanchez. He will be replaced by long time unofficial collaborator Ralph Wiggum. The poor sod finally found a place where he belongs.

We all know that according to the porn rulebook girls enter the M.I.L.F. zone at 24/25 ca., and that's not very realistic. But MILFthing is Perfectgonzo's take on mature babes, and they usually deliver.