BLIMEY! I just wanted to rest a bit so I parked my wheelchair in the corner in front of the TV in the common room with my fellow loonies, happily drooling from the corner of my mouth, and when I woke up.... well, everybody was shuffl-ing shuffling...uh no, not 28 days later, not even 28 weeks later, but a freaking year later! Now Taylor Snitch is a thing of the past, bloated and even more full of venom, my friend Joe is still leading his mighty country with a steely grip, never going off the teleprompter and carefully reading everything down to the last comma or end of line, Big Brother is mightier than ever and busy snipping things and people, or is it sniping people and things, I don't know, and ... I'm still here, rumbling incoherent definitely non-subversive cryptic shit for the hardcore fans in front of their IBM Pc Jr and their squeaky PS2 mouse.
Anyway. For the news, fave blonde babe Pinky June decided to break from her Stepford-ish stay at home routine and entertain her numerous long-time fans (you might be one of them if you remember her hardcore stuff!) and grace us with her OnyFans account here where she takes care of business, whatever you might wanna read from that. Check it out. I'll just grab a carrot juice and sit over there, or rather grab my carrot, sit and juice over there. Let's go Brandon! :)