Hey hey. Weather's getting better, Snoutzo's getting better, my wheelchair got lubed up last nite, PSYCHO-POS got reamed again on the infernet, Nancy is ready to swallow her dentures with a double whiskey, what's more to ask? Young nubile chicks sharing their perfect hard body with you, that is. Well, if it's not the case, here's a pic. Enjoy your weekend! (I know I will)

I say all psychopaths should to be decapitated. Anyway, as only 30% of you speak English and out of those, only 47% have some sense of humor, I am guessing this joke will go well over most of your heads. Anyway. Moving on. Froggies are most likely en route for the long pont. Yankees enjoyed their Memorial Day the way they should (especially Nancy, after Bob made her dementia a little better) and in Eastern Europe, the weather is finally starting to come be nicer. Oh and what about the picture I hear you ask? Well, I'm dusting off the hard drives and I stumbled upon this one, from Philou. Thanks Phil, wherever you are now! Cuuuuba! Quiero bailar la salsa! Enjoy Kirsten Plant and Strawberry Sandy

Okay, now's time for the million dollar question. Can you name the babes? Wanna see them in various states of reproductive positions? Write in the titter. But hey, like Ed and Justin, I DON'T CARE

Well, yeah I know. Somebody sent me that pic along with others in order to do a promo a decade ago. Maybe longer. And I got around to do it now. Just now. Ain't things sweet? Anyway, Nessa Devil nowadays barely looks like that and pale hottie Lena Cova has long retired (and so did Nessa). But the EBI never backs down, never gives up and watches the corpses of his enemies float down the river :D Not really, but hey, I keep wishing - especially when I read his sig (which reads like an obituary, but he's too thick to get it anyway). Other that that, everything's trucking along just fine, ladies and gentlemen. I upgraded my wheelchair with a nitrous oxide air intake, I saw porn veteran Joachim Kessef twice at Italian restaurants in Prague, each time with a different babe, the weather is finally getting good, and my cat got a new bow tie. Oh and amazon delivered my XM556 just in time.

Hey! Yes you. Are you aware that Uncle Cel is an UFO in France's pornland? The man speaks fluent Angliche, no typose whatsoever, is rather picky when it comes to his flat, and super super hungry. Mainly for hotties, like Sophia Traxler (?). If you don't believe me check out this recent pic. There you go. Larger pic on my twitter.