That explains a lot! Not just cunning pr work from Tigris. Hot Vidéo and 21Sextury actually met for an exclusive interview (see unknown girl holding a copy of HV)! It's all documented on Sweetsophiemoone.

Cutie pie Mira Sylver/Niki Nute takes NO PRISONERS on Deepthroat Frenzy. Release date: 27. Apr 2007.

I know I'm late for my monthly Hot Vidéo review. Euro-wise, April 2007 was a great issue, with two pages of "European News".

Apart from a little feature devoted to Pierre's "The Perfectionist" (we expect a multi-page behind the scenes report soon), there's plenty of interesting news snippets:

our Lucie Theo teaming up with Spound Productions.

Torbe teaming up with... Lucie Theo (mentioned this time as "Lucky"), for a leftfield, anti-Vatican project, "Ceno-Bite" (Ceno-Bite my shiny metal ass?).

Little tribute to ClubSandy and Pink Pussy ("18 is the right age to debute in X", can't argue with that). Great pr work, Tigr!

Do you remember The Rolling Stones' Farewell Tour of 1977? And the one from 1985? Or 2001? "SALIERI COMES BACK"! Nobody actually believed in his retirement in the first place and rumours of him producing new movies under a different moniker were already running rampant while he was still crying his repented sinner's tears in front of RAI1's cameras (the pope's channel).

A 6-page feature (and a très sympa one) on our friends Terri Summers and Andrea Moranty and their new joint venture as producers (see our 4/16 snip).

Priva, her bitter divorce from Private and her new career far from the "Swedish Giant" (if such a thing still exists, we're still wondering).

But the highlight of the show is HV's hommage to our fave Poupée Russe, our siren Cherry.
The Saint Petersburg belle has a HUGE surprise in store. This is what she posted on another site:

"hey guys! I have some news!! dont know its good or not, but it is))I dont work for DDFprod anymore and its cause not new update on www.cherryjul.com I begin to work for DVD for Christoph Clark( Evil Angels) my first DVD is coming soon)) Im redy to work for other companies also;))
Cherry"

YAYYYYY!!!

Contact us, Cherry. We'd love you to be EBI's spokeswoman for the forth-coming conventions.

The piccolina is no more. Thanks to all the people who made me feel their love (family, friends, collegues): nobody. Big fuck you right back at ya, may you rot in hell.

Goodbye little one.
Yeah, wrap your claws around my finger one more time.
Friend, best pal, cute little thing, you.
Is it my fault? Didn'I see the signs? Was I sloppy again, as I usually am?

I wish I could tell you we will meet again one day, but, my dear one, that will never happen. If a god existed, he wouldn't let you die like this, in a painful agony, in the first place.

There could be a place, though, beyond the last atom and the last star, and deep in my dreams, where we could be be together again someday. Wait for me, little friend.

I've never felt so alone.



To all the silly comments from fucktards who don't get it, I already wrote: "My kitty just got a tumor and she's terminal". Is that so complicated to get, Beavises and Buttheads?

Edelweiss, walking, talking living doll from Russia (or Ukraine), is the new Pink'o girl!

According Delta Di Venere, the two parties signed an exclusive deal in Budapest yesterday.

Will Denis be her next director?

P.S.: official press release by Pink'o.

The Official EBi Forum is ready to roll! Join the dances! Party with Walter Burns and his Mystery Babe of the Week: Special Edition! (Don't tell anybody, the mystery babe is: Mary Tyler Moore)

"POLAND AND UKRAINE PIP ITALY FOR EURO 2012"


Frankly, who would have said!

After the stabbings and the police brutaly during and after Roma-Man United, with cops repeatedly punching young women in the face, as documented on YouTube? Who would have said.

After the murder of a cop no longer than two months ago...

After the revelation that most of the latest tournaments were in fact manipulated by a mafia-like "cupola". Well, I wouldn't have said.

In a country were the same man can own one of the top teams, but also be president of the Clubs' League. And Prime Minister. And number one Digital Terrestrial Tv provider (so that he can reward teams who are "faithful" to him and deny a contract to those who aren't). All this, while cashing millions of Pay-Tv money, because, as boss of the League, it's up to him to decide who gets what. And taxes? No big deal. As Prime Minister, he decides that his team can pay its taxes a little at a time, like old women buying a new electric stove at the Mall. THIS made UEFA change their minds??? Who-would-have-said, for heaven's sake!

Who would have said... A country where building half a mile of highway always ends up costing five times the projected cost. And the work is always completed 10 years too late anyway. If you're lucky. Why not showering a country like this with UEFA's millions? You would have said?


The bottom line is: we're gutted. And confused. And do you know who will host Euro 2012 instead of Italy? UKRAINE AND POLAND!!!! With Hungary and Croatia as runner-ups!

It's the best thing that has ever happened! Let's start to book our flights and our trains! Let's form fanclubs! Let's get ready for the invasion! All together, Germans and Frogs, Spaghetti and Brits. Black and white. 50.000 people at the stadium, 500.000 chasing hot babes in the streets. Live the Dream! Ibiza '88, Sodomah and Gomorrah, Woodstock, fucking Pompei before the eruption. They were nothing. I hereby announce: Ukraine/Poland 2012 - the Third Summer Of Love is here!

Bad things happen to good people every day. My kitty just got a tumor and she's terminal. You see what I mean. So, for all our hard work, we got kicked out from our own Forum, Eurobabetalk. Doesn't matter if we've done 98% of the work since the board was born. I spent hours and hours deleting spam and tracking down trolls, not to mention posting my nonsense. Still nothing compared to Frigo's commitment, and Mr_White's, and STEM's.

This is happening because the owner of said domain decided to sell his sites. Fine by me, I respect that. Apart from the little detail that, by doing so, he is screwing us in the ass just a little bit, robbing us not simply of an Internet address (we have plenty of spared bandwidth/hard-disk space and a 12.000something Alexa ranking), but of our loyal users and contributors, since it's no secret that most of the site's activity was about EBI.

No big drama, tho. Our new home is almost ready. The Forum is still locked, apart from the general talk section. It needs some tweaking and it definitely needs a new logo. Contributions are welcomed. If you know how to use Photoshop or Fireworks, contact us. I pay up front, as the dozens of people who have screwed me up on the 'Net can testify.

Link on our nav bar already changed. Check these pages to know when all systems are finally go.

You can now keep track of our new girls without having to read thru ten pages of logs. Just click on "More..." in the LATEST BABES box or on "NEWBIES" in the top navbar.

Sometimes, we can even get things done.

Now look at this... Our favorite babe from Ibiza and her pal Andrea started their own line of movies! I mean, "HOSTED BY TERRI SUMMERS", baby!

Amy Winehouse - Valerie Amy Winehouse, the girl that sings "Rehab", in an AMAZING Zutons cover. I thank Jah every day for little gems like these.

Golden Boy ft. Miss Kittin - Rippin Kittin Is she cute? Is she scary? The goddess of electro is out for blood. Classic Glove Radiomix.

Rex The Dog - Prototype Rex befriends a cute teenage girl (and who wouldn't). The good doggie protects her while she's shoplifting and then fends off attackers in a tube train. Massive tune.

Alter Ego - Rocker (Live at Cocoon) But no electro tune is as massive as this one. A 7 minute live version with happy punters jumping all over the place. Also look for Erol Alkan's Death Disco re-edit.

Simian Mobile Disco - It's the Beat Ubiquitous frogs, featuring Ninjah of the Go! Team for added old school flavor.

My Bloody Valentine - Soon They allegedly spent a gazillion pounds to record 100 layers of guitars and feedback, pushing Creation on the brink of bankruptcy. Don't you love them rock'n'roll legends? Note the Jazzmaster with tremelo arm, also played by another guitar god, J. Mascis of Dinosaur Jr.

Cocteau Twins - Evangeline Four Calendar Cafe marks Cocteau Twins' little decadence, the sounds of faraway planets now replaced by more standard pop tunes. Truth is, it still sounds like nothing else. Also listen to "Pur", from the same album.

Ulrich Schnauss - Clear Day The best-kept secret of all best-kept secrets. Ulrich Schauss was trying to re-create the magic of those shoegazing bands with his machines. The result was so incredible that his music has quickly become the object of a very exclusive cult, with fans savouring his sparse releases and rare remixes. Beauty does exist. Who would have said. (Nice fan-made video)

Spacemen 3 - Hypnotized The last days of the Spacemen, when Jason Pierce and Sonic Boom were no longer in speaking terms and had to record a side each, like John and Paul.

My Bloody Valentine - Sometimes Watch out for things that go bump in the night, including Kittin with her kitchen knife. No better tune to shut the fuck up to.

I'll make it short. DREAMSTASH's mastermind, Steve "Poker" Connor is back with a vengeance.
Kammi is just one of the recent girls he shot with his big caliber gun in the past couple months.

Plastic-brained Bara, the gorgeous exotic teen slut Erica/Bente, blonde sex-bunny Carla Cox and all new Evelyn C. are just part of the new fuck lineup.
And I'm not even telling you about what's in the pipeline, we might get shot for that. And not with a camera, right Steve-o? How's your hot 9mm cartridge scab, dude? :)

For those of you who still haven't been to the Czech Republic, I have one word for you: PUSSY. Well, if for some reason you can't ever seem to decide to buy a plane ticket and check it out yourself, check out TEENROTICA a classy, exhaustive, well-lit referential of the czech slut scene, shot by our good friend Patrick.
Jitka is one of the latest chicks in there, and also, a typical Gen-Y girlie in dire needs of good guidance. You know. The kind of girl you see in porn movies, but for real. Walking around without panties. The kind who'll take you by the hand and lead you to the parking lot for a bareback spin inside her kitty *AND* her poopchute after a couple drinks. No, really. Trust me.

ACTION!

Czech busty redhead-turner Ashley Robbins shot last sunday for NASTYCZECHCHICKS.COM a funny outdoor scene, and in a public supermarket :)
What's next? Elite supermodels fucking furry rabbits? Katey's unpublished hardcore video sold in japan?

Awkward silences? Botched jokes? Unrequited love? You name them, we've got them all. Of course, by "The Office", I mean the real deal, as broadcast by the BBC, modern masterpiece in social commentary, blah blah blah.

Frigo as Gareth Keenan
Gareth is ultra reliable, Frigo is ultra reliable. Gareth used to be in the army, Frigo is German, for heaven's sake!

Nop as Tim Canterbury
They both desire what they can't have. Or (more likely) can't be arsed enough to have.

Bunny as Neil Godwin
No matter how hard he tries, Bunny can't hide his corporate side. Rabbit in a suit.

Sbando as David Brent
The only difference is that David does have a good side after all.

"Prague, Czech Republic -

Director/Performer and AVN Award Nominee Denis Marti today announced that he and Hustler Video have parted ways. The Italian director stated - "I want to express my gratitude for all the people working for HustlerVideo in these past years, It's been an experience, and I want to again thank the great Mr. Larry Flynt. I am launching a new production company, Face to Face Films, and will embark on a journey in the pursuit of producing movies that are a realization of my vision".

While exclusively with Hustler, Marti directed and produced the successful series "The ProfessiAnals", "Riding the Curves", and "The Harder They Cum", as well as former Hustler contract star Jessica Jaymes' boy/girl debut: "The Porn Identity".

Mr. Marti also directed and produced Anal Aristocrats 1 and 2 for the powerhouse upstart Pulse Pictures."


Oh, yeah, thank you so much, Larry Flynt. But Denis looks much happier now, sorrounded by hot Pink'o babes.

At long last.
It's not the year of the rat, but someone is going to get it right in the kisser, right Toto? :)
At long last, leechers, poachers, moochers, and parasites of all kinds will get what they've been looking for. Now, reboot THIS.

LONDON, 2007, MARCH 31

"My long-time pal and business associate Lorenzo L., aka Sbando Boy, would like to communicate that he just sold his shares of this site to adult portal Babes/For/All, for an undisclosed amount of money.

What consequences this move will have to Sbando's former partners (and to the site itself), it's difficult to forsee.
But one thing's for sure: Ebi as we know it is no more.

Nibbi Renzo, Chief Accountant."


As a wise man said once: "the dream is over".