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It's all about love, kids! L.O.V.E., love.

You know the old saying, [that babe] looks good with a cock in her mouth? In this case, on the receiving end of said cock is one of porn's beautiful models, Solange.

Never really that successful as indie rockers, Death From Above 1979 reinvented themselves as electro-heads MSTRKRFT. "Easy Love" is one of their videos and, as someone on YouTube puts it, "it's the closer it gets to real porn". And we definitely love that.
If the show of the sexy secretaries getting plastered by strawberry goo doesn't give you a hard-on, you're dead meat (the music is nice too).

From xstarsnews.com, a very nice interview with Pierre, Caylian Curtis and Divinity.

Nop will most likely meet them in Brussels. If you have any questions for The Man and his chicks, feel free to submit them here or at EuroBabeTalk. Seacrest out.

(a big meow-meow to the Smart Cookie!!! Purr!)

Here's the screenies, kids. Tat is there but she still looks heavenly. Made by DPFanatics. Release date: 22. Feb 2007.

Ok, we don't know the truth, we're just stupid boys.

But we're going to learn something more about Simony's mystery (fat? Retired? Gone trailerpark trash?) when Dpfanatics.com finally releases this INTERRACIAL GROUP SCENE (!).

Available from next week. Stay tuned.

1) Kraftwerk/Das Model

2) Ladytron/He Took Her To A Movie
(built around Das Model, opens Felix Da Housecat's Excursions mix, from synth-pop masterpiece "604")

3) Annie/Heartbeat (MSTRKRFT Remix)
(like eating chocolate)

4) Datarock/Computer Camp Love
(commodore 64's, pimples, Norwegian disco-punks)

5) An Pierlé & White Velvet/How Does It Feel
(from Belgium, suggested by our sweet Bunny, Belgian "Save Me")

6) Goldfrapp/Pilots

7) Robbie Williams & Pet Shop Boys/She's Madonna
(face it, she's Madonna)

8) Pet Shop Boys/Only The Wind
(relentless italo disco purveyors PSB writes mature, autumnal masterpiece "Behaviour", about aids, absent friends, jelousy and twilights in general)

9) Tracey Thorn/It's All True (Escort Extended Remix)
(because she's the best and we love her)


This must be the place I waited years to leave

This month, it took me forever to get me copy of Hot Vidéo, and my trusted postwoman is on vacation too. Stealing news is getting harder, blimey!

Want to know why fan fave Angel Dark suddenly disappeared? Apparently, she got married to director Chris Streams. Now that they're divorced, she's back to the sleaze biz. Meanwhile, Chris got back together with his former sweatheart Melissa Lauren. And that's why Melissa is no longer taking dicks on camera! Chris, man, you've got to share!

One of the most astonishing beauties on the market, Edelweiss, signed a new exclusive deal with Pink'o, who just lost Bibi Bulgari. Great move. It will be exciting to watch Edelweiss NOT FILMED by Martini or Adamo (or any other of those "artists"), for once!

New XCalibur report with LOTS of pictures.

As the cover suggests, long interview with Carmen Luvana. Her ideal man? Frigo, of course!


(If you wanna buy HV, just click on the picture)

Fresh new Russian girl Katya salutes us before getting a whole load at creampieside.com

Congratulations to our little Boroka, awarded in Bruxelles as Best European Starlet!

Fools rush in, so I couldn't resist. Is that really her?? Harsh! And the trailer park trash tattoo? (Props to fellow porn-hound Torbe for spotting this)

The ghost of Cecilia says that Angelito won the race and answered the question first (he would play "So Far Away", by Carole King). But instead of an iPod Shuffle, he'll get a Lisbon sister of his choice.
Seriously, the iPod thingy is on its way, Angel. Funny thing: only a handful of readers actually gave a damn. The Internet is a very peculiar place.

..you never know if you will see them again.
New (and retired) teen blonde slut Lucie aka Sophie Belle moistens a dildo with her tight cooch in the new illusion dispenser called TASTYDILDOS, chock-full of girls warming up to latex weewees and other monster toys.
For those who like to gobble up the fresh meat, look her up, she did 3 hardcore to pay for her boyfriend's beers and then quit. I kid you not.

Joachim Kessef is back with a new site creampieside.com full of Russian cuties interracially analled and of course filled to the max with juicy cream!

10: Sbando Boy admits fling with Matthew McConaughey.

9. Character "Bunny" gets replaced by a more hip new character called Poochie.

8. Two words: Cocaine Frigo.

7. Bobby Ewing walks out of the shower and the site stops sucking, it was just a bad dream. Phew.

6. EBi staffers sue "Ugly Betty" for telling their real life stories without giving them credit.

5. Two words: no panties.

4. Sbando meets girl named Courtney. Bunny hooks up with Yoko. Nop gets involved with Nancy. Frigo secretely loves "Layla". It all goes downhill from there on.

3. Sbando jumps the shark but his ass so fat he gets eaten.

2. Sbando steals the Cup and gives it to the Frogs.

1. Sammy Hagar joins EBi.

When Eufrat meets Carol, YOU KNOW it's gotta be full-on war of the boobs. (Pix by Pixandvideo)

This is not a prank! This is not a hoax! This is not an Elseworld! WIN a super mega rad iPod Shuffle! All you have to do is to send all your savings to a Nigerian accountant. No, seriously! WIN A UBERCOLL SHUFFLE that has written "chick-magnet" all over it, thanks to your sweet ebi lads. Delivered to you by Apple, custom laser incision, five colors to choose from.

The mystery you have to solve to put your dirt paws on the above mentioned (overpriced) chick-magnet is a tricky one. Now listen carefully (and when I say "listen", I mean it):

"Hello, it's me
I've thought about us for a long, long time"

"To think that only yesterday
I was cheerful, bright and gay
Looking forward to - who wouldn't do? -
The role I was about to play
But in my hour of need
I truly am indeed
Alone again, naturally"

"Run to me whenever you're lonely
Run to me if you need a shoulder"

So the question is: which record would you play next?

Anita Blond has caused quite a stir with her appearances on Italian offbeat talk show Markette. Drooling fanboys wish she was still active. And from the cap (provided by our friend Carioca), you can guess why.
She speaks in a perfect Italian with a sexy Magyar accent and she has no fond memories of her porn past (sorry, boys).

Ok, this is the last Nessa teaser. From now on, we'll just wait for those sweet cheeks to spread open.

There you go, the brand new official sites for Caylian and Div, still waiting for XCalibur, Anal Gate and whatever else PW Ent. is producing nowadays. And you're aware of Pierre's latest discovery, Nessa, right?