What really goes behind the doors at EBI...

The names have been changed to protect the guilty. Hi Martin!

Sexy blonde Aletta shows her fondness of furry mascots, but more importantly, herself wearing her finest birthday suit up down and all around at EUROPEANGLAMOURGIRLS.COM
Danke Sehr, Martin!

Single and free, Melany Jolie agreed to come out of retirement (she's a hairdresser now!) to shoot for me. Enjoy while it lasts. I OSVOBODTE KRALICKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's a test for Klara aka Sarah's picture modelcard. You can ogle her hardcore video at DREAMSTASH.
She is currently in Finland, and in the process of touring the WHOLE PLANET for photoshoot!

The shape of things to come: young, natural, and full-on hardcore eurochicks like Klara. Incidently, let me know what you think of the modelcard layout/looks. For those who care, it's a test activity for my new website.

Where did the pristine young girls go? Oh well :) Not only Dirty Lilly has real natural swollen boobs like in your wettest dreams, she does everything you dreamed of in those wet dreams. Yes, that includes your dirty fantasies. Which ones? Mmmm. Is this mike on? *tap* *tap* Mmmm. Like... fisting? and fuck, of course.

Karupspc landed another teen wonder going all the way, all the way from slovakia, that is. Lolita (sigh) gave her video/photo cherry away, well, actually, she kinda THREW it to the wind, judging by the amount of sex shoots she's churning day in day out. Check her out. Her little innocent mug is a reminder to all of us: don't judge the book by its cover. A little fairy told me she did a creampie shoot last week, among others. Mmmmmm. I wonder if she likes bunnies. Stay tuned. Maybe she'll say hello to all of you pornhounds, live from the new EBI.

Sweet teen Sarah just slaughtered her squeaky clean image of a nice teenie soft nude model.
Yessir. She tried (unsuccessfully) to shoot with famous pornographer Kevin Maklin, frolicked with some bunny, then dove head first in uber-Hardcore, chain-shooting a DP(!) and DOUBLE-PUSSY penetration (!!) for KARUPSPC (coming soon), then and finally (?) shot the new update for the famous czech pussy killerDREAMSTASH.
Wow. But rest assured, Sarah is still the sweetest teen chick around. Did somebody say gang-bang?

• Bunny: Hi, where are you from?
Sonia Red: I’m from Neratovice, it’s in the vicinity of Prague....

• Bunny: Aha… Don’t you have a huge chemical plant there? In 2004 there was a lot of problems, right? Like with Tchernobyl... I think in this town some people have 2 heads, or some girls have 3 boobs…
Sonia Red: Yes, there’s a chemical plant here but come on, people are normal! Maybe more normal than you!! :D

• Bunny: :o) Do you like it up the butt? (Be honest please)
Sonia Red: I really don’t like it, but it’s ok, I don’t mind doing it.

• Bunny: Mmm, and you also don’t mind having a cigar up your poopoo? (with Robert Rosenberg) You know, smoking is hazardous to your health… :0)
Sonia Red: Yeah… that was quite unpleasant :(

• Bunny: I always cringe when I see that, one of these days he’s gonna have his balls branded! …You have any pets?
Sonia Red: I just got a 3 month old Pittbull, his name is Dash.

• Bunny: He he, I bet everytime Dash sees someone who’s smoking a cigar, he thinks it smells like your ass.
Sonia Red: Nooooo! You’re a little joker, aren’t you?!

• Bunny: Ok, so… what’s your favorite music? Fave actors?
Sonia Red: I really like R'n'B and hip hop, otherwise pretty much everything…Maybe... the singer ËVE, Kontrafakt (czech band). As for actors, Angelina Jolie and Vin Diesel :o)

• Bunny: Vin Diesel... I see that you like romantic men...nothing like dinner with candlesticks, and a cigar up your bum.
Sonia Red: No... I like romantic men too, I think I need that also.

• Bunny: You want to work in France sometimes?
Sonia Red: I would like to work in France, I’ve only been there a few times but I really loved it over there.

• Bunny: You went to France for work?
Sonia Red: I was there a couple times, for work.

• Bunny: Why do you like France so much? For the frogs or the wine?
Sonia Red: Well, I don’t drink and I don’t like wine and I always went to Mc Donalds there!

• Bunny: You want to do a gangbang?
Sonia Red: I would like to try Gangbang but I’m scared, it would depend on how many guys there would be :o)

• Bunny: Aha, how many guys maximum?
Sonia Red: I don’t know how many maximum, it would depend maybe how I feel at the moment :D

• Bunny: You’ve done DP already?
Sonia Red: Yeah yeah, it was better than anal.

• Bunny: You’re 18, it’s very young, why are you working as porn actress?
Sonia Red: I don’t know, I was tempted to try, and I kept doing it.

• Bunny: Do you want to be famous? Or just make money? :0)
Sonia Red: Well, I really don’t want to be famous. And I need to make money to go to school. :)

• Bunny: Do you have famous girlfriends in the business?
Sonia Red: Nope, I don’t have famous girlfriends or friends in the business. I really never watch porno, so I don’t know who’s who! :oD

• Bunny: Naah, you must know Jane Darling or Sylvia Saint…!
Sonia Red: No, I don’t know them. Really.

• Bunny: How old were you when you lost your cherry? :0)
Sonia Red: I lost my virginity when I was 15 years old.

• Bunny: How was your first time? Who was that with?
Sonia Red: The first time, I did it with my boyfriend, he was one year older than me and it wasn’t the first time for him. It was interesting :o) And it really didn’t hurt at all.

• Bunny: It didn’t hurt at all?! Ah? Maybe he went through the wrong way. Let me see your ears?
Sonia Red: :D

• Bunny: How was it with Pierre Woodman? You did his casting?
Sonia Red: I did a casting, he was really nice. He took care of me, maybe it was my best job so far.

• Bunny: Did you fuck with him?
Sonia Red: No.

• Bunny: You have any sisters or brothers?
Sonia Red: I have a younger sister.

• Bunny: How old is she? Maybe she’ll work with you later?
Sonia Red: She’s thirteen and she doesn’t approve of my work, so that’ll be hard.

• Bunny: What about sex with girls? You like that?
Sonia Red: I really really like that.. I would love to try once with Paris Hilton :o) But maybe it will be difficult.

• Bunny: You’re bisexual!? When did you try that for the first time, and with whom? How was it? What did you do?
Sonia Red: It was with a girlfriend and her boyfriend. But it was pretty much my girlfriend and me, and he was watching most of the time.

• Bunny: You have a boyfriend? Does he know what you’re doing? Do your parents know about it?
Sonia Red: I don’t have a boyfriend. Noone wants me!:o) My parents know that I’m doing erotic pictures but they don’t know I’m shooting movies.

• Bunny: Noone wants you? Maybe that’s because your butt smells like cigar! :0)
Sonia Red: Well, no. There’s plenty of boys around me, but I don’t have time for them.

From the guys behind BOOBS.PL comes their new spinoff site, DirtyLilly.com

I heard that sweet, young, luscious Lilly is soon going to get really dirty (and not just by herself).

Yeah, big-boobed-sluts lovers, get ready to whip out the plastic to get some synaptic tit-illation in this rough world. What mother nature didn't make in enough quantity for all of us, the internet is kindly broadcasting it accross ponds and frontiers, for your virtual amusement.

Footfetishdreams is quietly featuring the luscious Mellie doing the nasty with her little feet. That ought to make you wait for her upcoming official website, where you will be able to see her *really* perform exclusive sex acts for your pleasure, as well as see her as the sweet little girl she is in real life, talking, laughing, clowning around. YEAH 'Sex acts' I said, NOT meek-dicked pseudo hardcore and NOT "look Ma, not tongue, no mouth, no sperm" 'oral' action.

More of that stuff in her latest HC shoot to date, dating dec 28, 2005. And more to come (!) soon this month.

Ho Ho Ho...


Santa's new interns, Sophie Paris and Jana have been a little too naughty this year, and they got grounded while St Nick and Rudolph hit the towns with their bags full of candy, joysticks and other toys requiring batteries. But leave it to the young chicks to lighten up the house with a special Christmas spirit! They too would search their little bags for sweet treats, and indeed, when Rudolph came back and saw what was going on, his nose was not the only thing that turned red!


Gallery courtesy of HEGRE-ART.com


More on Sophie Paris here

LAST QUIZZ OF THE YEAR, pornhounds:

Which petite czech porn-babe with extremely large funbags has an identical TWIN SISTER... WHO IS *NOT* in the business, but works as a sales rep for a large company!?!?!

Which young blonde goddess with a neat tattoo is the current main squeeze of a photographer living in Prague? She was heard talking on and on about the big L! Who said "LOSER"? No, no, I meant "Love" of course.

Which model with hard-partying habits recently had an off-camera oral fling with an amateur photographer? And I don't mean French Kissing.

Which extremely tall mega-cute model can be seen smiling left and right at the bar in some Brno disco, waiting for nice a gentleman to treat her?

Which legendary strip club is about to close its doors in Prague, sending hundreds of babes looking for a new job?

Which extremely tall blonde leggy babe recently skinned a bunny during a weekend at Disneyland? Well ok, she only skinned part of him raw. Ah, friction friction...

Which sweet babe is waiting to have her second child before she gets implants to defy gravity a little better than nowadays?

Don't you hate it when you learn that your favourite Eurobabe is retiring from Hardcore? That's right, another of your loved pornstars is throwing the towel in 2005. You might have read it in a forum or heard about it in the daily bunny news, but you just don't want to face reality.

Veronika de Souza, retired from porn?! Old news? Well, what if someone setup a last HC shoot with her, for posterity? For the old times' sake? And what if you could tell us what you would like her to do in that last shoot? That would be new news! YES!

Well, your wishes will come true. Drop me an email, tell me what you would want to see for her last shoot, and I'll ask a little fairy to make that happen. No, not you Sbando :0)

Photo courtesy of Katerina from Czech-babes.com, where Veronika can be seen up close and personal in her latest shoot to date.

the top five for "I get so much spam..." (thanks to EBI/DEX, copyright bunny)

5) ...when I get a real message, I cannot read it anyway because it scrolls down faster than I can click on it

4) ...all my friends live in remote african countries and occupy key positions in the government, oil industries or have rich families but never contact me again after I send them some money

3) ...I had to upgrade my computer and my ADSL connection to be able to read my mail when I come home

2) ...Outlook no longer beeps everytime I got a new email, now it sounds like I'm in a hardcore techno party and I've had too much ecstasy

1) ...I look at my cheap rolex to see how long it will take for my puny penis to get one feeble erection to be revived by the viagra pills I ordered online with my brand new cheap software from microsoft who will soon merge with IBM and celebrate it by sending me a free polo t-shirt if I forward this email to at least 10 persons I know before the CIA indicts me for visiting illegal websites featuring paris hilton and nicole richie.

NOP and I have sysadmin backgrounds, it makes it even harder to hear pathetic lame excuses from incompetent/lazy guys who dont give a fuck! WE KNOW YOU RE JUST TOO FULL OF IT TO CARE!

Ahoj Kluci! Well. My life's a whirlwind. Many things are in the making. Steve-o, if you read this you'll know what this one's about. Katka, I can't wait to meet you at chow time :0) Terezko, you don't speak english but I wanna say I'm eager to see you again soon. Dudes, prepare for what's coming, even I feel totally helpless in front of it... good or bad, it's coming.

In the meantime, instead of reading crappy delusions, enjoy this pic of Nature's masterpiece, namely Zuzana.

It was a cold weekend in Prague, but as far as I'm concerned, it got hotter than hell!

Bunny and I flew together into the city in the morning, but it was not until 4pm that i met with the furry one again. Yet another bunny mistery, but I'm convinced there's a ultra-hot secret babe behind... The floppy-eared animal has a long track record for talking hardcore-virgins into doing nasty things in front of the camera.

[Last minute edit: Bunny showed me a couple pics of the morning shoot, making me swear i'd never tell anyone, and... holly molly!!!! Imagine a gorgeous model you've never even seen *standing* next to a man... Well imagine that babe with her mouth wrapped around a dick, smiling to the camera, with loads of sticky cum dripping from inside her open pussy! I wondered to myself, mmm, should i be having an erection or a heart attack?!?]

Melany showed up 40 mn late, but she looked gorgeous with her new hairdo. Bunny specifically instructed her to have her curly "poodle" hair straightened for the shoot, and she did. Bunny told me at the airport that Joachim Kessef himself would be at the shoot. It was news for me, I thought he was still in St Petersburg banging the living daylights out of Cherry Jul and Luba Love.

Joachim arrived only later at the shoot, but he was not the only one famous person there! Another celebrity was with us, and I was delighted to meet her in person. She looked super gorgeous, and she proved to be even sweeter than in my dreams, articulate and smart and bubbly and... but I digress. She is a good friend of the bunny, and raised to the occasion to see him after a long time.

Melany quickly undressed and spent a long time between the bathroom and the toilets for *ahem* makeup, before putting on see-through panties and a cleavage revealing black top.

When she got ready, she signed her DVDs for Bunny, and did also a few custom pictures for a French XXX forum (I'm French). Solo pictures, then with 1 guy, then two guys, classic, BJ, anal, and then DP. We took a break before starting the video shoot, and I got really surprised when I walked into the bedroom and saw Melany on the bed, sliding her little poophole on one of the guys's meat pole! They were rehearsing the anal reverse cowgirl position off-camera!!!

The action restarted with anal in different positions then Melany was soon ready to be double stuffed for the first time. In the beginning, she made a few faces but eased up as the guys started to move a bit faster inside her. She eventually got an anal creampie, then vaginal creampie, then another vaginal creampie on top of it! I think Bunny wanted to indulge Joachim there! Joachim was later seen drooling when watching the rushes from Bunny's camcorder.

We hurried to pack up and clean up the room, because Bunny had to rush to the city center for 8pm sharp. He told me it was because he had a date with *two* 19-year-old and 20-year-old gorgeous Slovakian strippers, who are also sisters, and you know what, I believed him! He scurried away, leaving everyone behind in a flash.

The next day, Bunny called me up and told me to rush back to his place, another shoot was starting! Joachim was back, but this time as a director for his production, which should soon be up on his website at www.sexsnews.com. I met the makeup artist, lovely Petra, also Vita, the czech director of photography and Natalie, a pretty ukrainian redhead who speaks Czech, and who would open her pussy for us today.

Joe Monti, a very nice bloke with a bazooka instead of a dick, was her partner. Joe often works for Sineplex, as an actor as well as director for Eromaxx. Incidently, he speaks Czech fluently and is Claudia Rossi's boyfriend (some guys have all the luck!). While the make-up artist was doing her job on the babe (hair, eyes, skin), we had a chat with Joe who would tell us the funniest things about life in Russia and how the russian babes can make you wish you'd never had a dick (full interview coming soon).

The shoot breezed by, Natalie was screaming a lot, sometimes more out of pain than passion, but who could blame her, with Joe's hot scud poking at her inside. Another creampie ended the day, and we rushed to get our plane on time. Phew! Bunny told me he went to bed at 6am last this morning, and got buzzed by Joachim at 9! I know had only 3 hours of sleep the night before. I looked at him and wondered if he was related to the 'energizer' bunnies...

While Noproblemo is covering the German Venus Fair in Berlin Oct 22-24, I'm going to be in Prague again to shoot new babes and also two of my all time favourites... One of them never ever did hardcore... surprise surprise...

Mmm what's new? I still havent had time to work on my page's layout, i know, it's really crappy and updated once in a blue moon.

Lol Kianty has gona MIA, either she lost her phone and decided to stay away from these buzzing-whining devices, or she just doesn't want anything to do with porn anymore. Neither her agent, nor her female blonde sex-buddy have heard anything from her since the last shoot. Neither have I. Dang. Lol please come back, we miss you!

Melany Jolie decided to stop hardcore completely, drop her absolute-stars agency, and save money to get a new nose! ...How about a new boyfriend, sweetie?!

Escort chasers rejoice, we at EBI spotted an incredible number of models, from soft to DAP, flying up down all around the world in order to service men for relatively little cash. We thought model agencies bloomed like flowers, but then we realized that escort business is exploding like crazy! Paris seem to attract the majority of them... Just look for yourself and you will see some well-known and some less well-known faces flaunting their GFE and OWO skills. I even spotted a girl I had a huge crush on 2 years ago... Oh well. The beauty of nature, the ugliness of the mind...

Diana Gold sent me a few pictures of her in a local disco, plus a couple where she s holding a "i love bunny" sign. How sweet. Will post it as soon as i can find it (I misplaced it!).

Sarah Dark and Sheridan shot DP's a few weeks ago, I will post exclusive pics soon.

Ok I promise, I will not add any more stuff to my page until I finish the layout. I cant believe i ve got such a lousy structure!!

[Bunny comments] The notoriously quiet French dude behind every EBI cgi scripts drops his keyboard (for a while) and follows Bunny Darko to Prague to get a feel of what SIN tastes like. He will now sport a permanent hard-on for the next 10 (ten) years to come.

This weekend, I sneaked into Bunny's suitcase [Bunny comments] Tell me about it. 260eu excess baggage! :0) and followed him to a short trip to Prague. That was my first visit to the city and I must say I have been given a full overview of its beauties, and I don't mean old stones. Let's start with the beginning of a hectic schedule.

First appointment we had in the morning was with Jennifer Stone. She arrived, all smiles, all tanned, just coming from the solarium. A meeting followed in my hotel room, to discuss her upcoming official website www.jennifer-stone.com.

I tortured her fast-typing fingers by giving her a French keyboard (sorry Jennifer). See her posts on her EBT thread.

[Bunny comments] Nop tortured me as well, by not only having a @#*%?! French keyboard but also by having Linux instead of Windows! Yes, he is one of these guys who write shell scripts to program the VCR *and* take out the trash. Plus, just imagine Jennifer's face when Nop pulled out her pics by opening a shell window and typing cryptic commands at the prompt...

She apologized for not staying with us for lunch. You are forgiven, you pretty babe! [Bunny comments] She actually had to visit her parents. And go to a party afterwards. Don't you hate the lucky fucks who throw a party and see babes like Jennifer show up!?!

Standing by the entrance of the shopping mall, we looked for a tall blond top-model. Of course, we saw tens of creatures meeting the criteria. Easy on the eyes, but painful for the neck. Suddenly, a girl with rectangular glasses wearing a pink fur jacket came out of nowhere. That was her. Soon, an excited bunny grabbed her and dragged her to his room. Whatever happened behind the walls after that is anyone's guess...

[Bunny comments] Actually, Nop forgot to mention that while we were waiting for that girl to arrive, I spotted an incredible babe wearing a mini skirt and red boots, megacleavage unveiling nice implants, and sporting huge fashionable glasses.

I had to do what I had to do: I ran after her in the hopes of getting a closer look and maybe land a stealth video. I did, I'll post a pic soon. And I'm hoping to find out who's her agent, because something tells me she is in the biz.

As for the new girl, she blew ... me away, because she had a killer body, and a killer sex technique! Furthermore, she has impossibly long legs, super tight butt, and fine perky boobs. Not to mention, the sweetest of the characters. It was also her first shoot ever.

Melany Jolie was next. Just as our blond and pink lady kissed the bunny goodbye, she crossed the hotel's doors. For weeks, she had been fidgeting, constantly asking Bunny to see her first video works on screen. It was funny to see her giggle or frown while watching herself doing nasty things with two guys.

We also used the opportunity of having her standing next to a computer to organize an impromptu chat with our friend Joachim in order to discuss business opportunities with her.

We said goodbye to little Melany, then took the subway to Wenceslas Square for dinner and stripclub(s), when we spotted a familiar face wandering the corridor all dressed in pink. Yes, it was our blond newbie! BTW, Bunny helped her pick a stage name: she is now to be called Lol Kianty!

[Bunny comments] When I asked her why Lol and not Lola, she said she means it as in LOL (Laughing Out Loud). It definitely suits her, because she's a very smiling person.

Anyway, she seemed a bit lost in Prague and she was glad to see us! What a cool and funny girl, she took great pleasure showing us how to fire up our B52 cocktails. A few hours (and drinks) later, I left them go dance all night long...

[Bunny comments] After the restaurant, Nop went back to the hotel, while I went with Lol to Duplex , a famous dance club on the square.

When we arrived at the door, she recognized one of the girl from the club as being someone from her village, so she made us cut the long line and we headed up straight to the dancefloor. It was very hot in there, and Lol rolled up her shirt up to her boobs, revealing her perfectly flat stomach, and driving all the guys around mad with desire!

I was crazy enough to stay there with her until 4am, when I knew I had a shoot scheduled the next day at 10:30am and I hadn't slept more than one hour the night before getting to Prague. I got nicely rewarded though, I brought back Lol to my room, and she gave me the best back massage ever before going to bed. And she stayed for the shoot the next day, so I ended up shooting a totally unplanned threesome!

Lol is bisexual, which she told me earlier, and which I noticed at Duplex because she kept ogling one of the female gogos. By the way, I noticed one of the dancers there is a Eurobabeindex, I have seen her many times in softcore pics and on DSF, I will investigate later.

More to follow, day two (which I will never forget) [Bunny comments] Neither will I!

Day two started with a dilemna for Bunny: another new model was about
to arrive at 10 a.m. while a sleeping beauty was still laying in his
bed.

The little devil found the only possible answer: he
will shoot a b/g/g (Bunny/Goddess/Goddess).

He would also need someone to help out with pictures and movie: guess who he chose!?

We were also worried about the girls getting along... but they really hit it off! Which is always good if you wanna do a lesbian fuck threesome.

The scene started with the two girls clad in black lingerie in front of a shaking and sweating Noproblemo.

They went through quite a few acrobatics, including cowgirl stunts, fondling privates, tasting juices and mussels, lots of open mouth kisses with tongue (girl to bunny, girl to girl, girl to girl to bunny, etc...) until the grand finale: the big cumshot!

Bunny wanted something new and spectacular,
he went for a CTOGM (Creampie To Other Girl's Mouth). Lol Kianty LICKED and SWALLOWED Bunny's creampie oozing from the other blonde slut's pussy...What an action-packed morning!

After hurrying up to pack our bags, we soon had to head to the airport. Bunny finally admitted he was a bit tired (but very happy). Recalling the string of events, I must say there has been more exciting action in 24h than in the TV show of the same name! But I guess it's just a typical bunny weekend in Prague...

Your faithful reporter, Noproblemo.

She is just SO lovely. Glug!

I just realized that Lucie, one of the makeup artists I met on the shoot for Devil's Film "Interracial Reverse Gang Bang 2" is no other than Lucie Satin!!!!!!
Will post the vid soon. In the meantime, check her out, she's in clubseventeen #374. Teenie-looking-sluts fans, rejoice!

Next: Melany Jolie's interview, part TWO posted. And yes, her mom was there with us! (She almost showed me her boobs!)

Next: What really happened with Patrixxx's "Enjoy 5" from Sineplex? The Bunnyster was lucky enough to get a copy of the director's cut... And holy cow... talk about NOT being politically correct! :0)
Patrixxx himself will enlighten us and answer even more questions for us. Another EBI all-exclusive. And for those who don't read the articles, but only gawk at the pics, there will be plenty of those.

Read last weekend interview with new Czech cutie Melany Jolie