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WE ARE PROUD TO PRESENT:
*THE EUROBABEINDEX BUNNY AWARDS*
AVN? Hot D'Or? Web Polls? Who are they? Here come the Eurobabeindex Bunny Awards™
Remember: like everything else on this abysmal site (apart from the babes), this is 110% tongue-in-cheek, no hidden catch, no strings attached.
It's the porn equivalent of Marvel Comics' No-Prize. So, enjoy. |
YES. 'TIS THAT HOPPITY SEASON OF THE YEAR AGAIN.
A Bunny Award for the best Starlet goes to... Anna, hands down. Next.
A Bunny Award for the lamest series of the year goes to... Private's Bukkake Mon Amour. At least for the lamest delivery ever. Next to BMA, "European Bukkake" looks like a masterpiece. Bad Gianfranco!
A Bunny Award for "Please Stop It!" goes to former Queen Of Music Björk. No, seriously, woman, stop it. Come back to your senses.
A Bunny Award for most sensational cumback goes to... DDF and Tereza Fox. She used to be gorgeous, now she's Estella Warren-gorgeous.
A Bunny Award for YEW!!! goes to Belicia. YEW!
A Bunny Award for people I wanna hit with a stick on their heads goes to... everybody.
A Bunny Award for suckiest fansite to hit it big on the Internet goes to... well, you guessed it.
A Bunny Award for blue-eyed sirens-obsessed bunny goes to... Well, to The Bunnyster. What are people finding in that bitch anyway?
Older Bunnies are now in bunny heaven.
• We elected Anna (or Priscilla) as our HoneyBunny AGAIN, this time for the month of April. She's the hottest, cutest, nastiest of them all and the best (only?) thing to happen in these still dark days.
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| THE COOL STUFF *BECAUSE THERE CAN BE LIFE OUTSIDE OF PORN* |
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THE USELESS AND BEAUTIFUL STUFF YOU KNOW YOU MUST OWN
• The elephant in your room: two books about Columbine, "Nobody Left To Hate" and "No Easy Answers".
• From the Battery to the top of Manhattan: the GORGEOUS "Manhattan Unfurled", by Matteo Pericoli.
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Snippets archive: gone. Might come back one sunny day.
• TERRI AND THE BUNNY - Today I open my beloved Cyber Club and what do I see? Terri Summers' beautiful face. Terri is photographed by Playboy's veteran Byron Newman
and goes by the "Terri Powers" moniker. So, Terri made the Special Editions! I wonder what issue... Ah, of course: way to go, girl.
Signed, sealed & delivered: Sbando Boy, born under a bad sign
• THE MAX - Max (Cortes) is a nice and funny bloke. Very simpatico. He lets me know that he's Prague right now,
shooting with his friend (and talented director) Alex Romero. In the Diary section of Max's site you will find a full report on the wild happenings.
Katja Kassin's booty (the mother of all booties!) is the latest addition to the site's galleries. You can't go wrong with Katja!
Stay tuned for more Max, booties and adventures in Prague.
• SBANDO WILL *NOT* ROCK YOUR WORLD - And he doesn't want to live in a world where babes like Brigett get fucking boob-jobs!
• STOP THE PRESS! - It's (almost) official: first boy/girl for Zafira! Is that HUGE or what?? The miracle
will take place in Legal Skin 18 (Cream Pie Edition). Wish granted. Next! First dp for Marketa Brymova, and this will happen in ProfessiAnals 8. Nice, huh?
Signed, sealed & delivered: Sbando Boy, Alexis Bledel and Kristin Kreuk call him "pumpkin"
• NOW IT CAN BE TOLD - Listen to Pierre Cavalier's (Hot Vidéo's resident expert -and witness- on all things Aracnée) post on lacochonne.com:
"The Golden Triangle 2" (premier film de Pierre Woodman, interdit en
France pour cause d'actrice mineure - la sublime Natacha n'avait que 17
ans... [...] c'était en 1993... En fait, Natacha avait
trafiqué sa carte d'identité. Quand la production (Private), s'est
aperçue de la magouille, il était trop tard, le film avait déjà été tourné.
[...]
Beaucoup de gens ont été affectés par cette histoire... Pierre Woodman a
fait un petit séjour au poste de police et notre magazine a été retiré
des kiosques, puisque c'était Natacha qui était en couverture (Hot Vidéo
N. 50, un collector !). Enfin, le film a été interdit en France, mais
pas à l'Etranger...
Je raconte cette histoire aujourd'hui, parce qu'il y a prescription,
mais à l'époque, on a pas mal tremblé..."
Yeah, prescription may explain it, but this is still the first time that I hear this story told so candidly, in the "privacy" of an Internet forum. But that's not all.
Meanwhile, back at the Machomedia ranch, Pierre himself answers a question by EBI's own David X:
"David: In that list of favorites they coaxed out of you, is "Natacha K." that pretty Russian girl in "The Golden Triangle"?"
"Pierre: About Natacha K. I'm glad if you love her she was my girlfriend before Tania and for sure wonderful girl."
Wow, end of the book.
• YOU GOT THE LOOKS - New look for 1 By Day. The classic Calendar stays, more features have been added, it all look simple and clean, although the calendar itself is a bit hidden by the layout (but I guess the disclaimer table will soon be gone).
Signed, sealed & delivered: Sbando Boy, freak & geek
• WHO IS PATRICK HANDSOME AND WHY IS HE SAYING THOSE TERRIBLE THINGS ABOUT ME? -
Hervé Bodilis, the artist formely known as Patrick Handsome and Dorcel's current top director, is unleashed in the
lacochonne.com board. A few gems, open quotes:
"I hope Pierre (W, obviously) writes a book, if he manages to take his hand off his dick to grab a pencil!"
A funny guy all around. About his stint at Flynt's World: "[the Patrick Handsome alias was] an idea from Hustler's marketing
to keep the same name in case of director change (hahahah! Good one)."
He confirms his beginnings as gay photographer and as an assistant to Pierre. He also states that Pornochic and Russian Institute are the first series he has a lot of control on,
his previous series being much more "formatted" by his employers.
As I said, a very funny guy: "I am 38 and I've been wanking myself for 22 years: I could have repainted
my room several times with cum". Hehehe.
HB, take your hand off your dick and drop us a letter! (by Nop)
• Smash Pics launches their new photo gallery section.
The Teen Idol and Pop My Ass galleries are up.
The eagerly awaited Legal Skin 17 will follow soon (yay!).
• THE DARK CORNER PRESENTS: "Rockin' like John Casablancas" - Which big shot, super 3l33t agent imposes an jus primae noctis on his girls? All of them it's not a valid answer. This one really wants to fuck them all. Otherwise: your face is pretty, but no job, bella!
Signed, sealed & delivered: Sbando "the good girl" Boy
• VICTORIA'S MEMBER SITE LAUNCH - The new members site will be updated regulary each week with new movies,
new photoshoots and lots and lots of behind the scene action. Everything that you will see on it will be created using high quality equipment, high technology by some of the best people in the porn industry!
If you have already seen one or more of the trailers you will know the kind of quality that is being offered. Every one of the full length scenes is rendered using this quality.
• THE LAST CHANCE TEXACO - Smash Pictures's Euro releases are the only place left on earth where you can find new bonafide Magyar cuties. Brand new beauties like Thundy and Honey Winter,
classics like Vanda and Gloria and a Teen Miss Universe like Jenny Sanders too. And by the way, Zora is hotter than ever, oh mama! (Pics courtesy of Smash's Stuart, the super swell guy).
Delaware, Hitman and all you Euro hounds, help me id these new chicks, c'mon.
• ZERO TOLERANCE FOR MICK! Is it me, or ZT's new director Mick Blue looks a a bloody lot like Scrubs' Todd (or he joined a boy band AND Zero Tolerance). Congratulations, Mick, high-five!!
• A NEW HOPE. The new Sandy Style, anyone? Gorgeous and supermodelish blond available for hardcore (no anal, yet, sorry!) thru the excellent Model Mania Agency: Kristyna C.
1976, dude! Someone made this day MILF DAY? Anyway. Top beauty. Wake up, studios! You read it here first.
Signed, sealed & delivered: Sbando Boy, who's not going to marry Alexis Bledel anytime soon
• THE HARDER THEY CUM 2 IS OUT!! - Better cover scan here. Hot, huh? For the moment, enjoy a few grabs from
Riding The Curves, first three are Debbie (Lucie N) getting it in the ass, last one is our girl Marketa getting ready to get it in the ass.
• I've seen it all - Bukkake line from Private. Director: Gianfranco Romagnoli. Wait a second... WHAT??
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• At last, Brigitte's Fashion is available in the US. Top stuff from Andrea Nobili and the ultimate BB's teaser, before Schicchi, before the streaking, before all the trash tv. Buy two copies. |
• Lily Love (or whatever her name is nowadays) is definitely one naaaaasty motherfucker. Evidence number one and evidence number two,
courtesy of Onlyblowjob.
• People like SportyONE. We certainly do.
Signed, sealed & delivered: Sbando "Frank the Tank" Boy
• RIDING THE CURVES IS OUT!! - Where else can you find the most gorgeous girls getting butt-fucked like there's no tomorrow? With PW out of the picture (at least for the moment), this is the classiest, sexiest, most glamorous line out there. Glory days Private-good. Shouldn't it be HUGE? Anyway, candid interview with Denis to follow.
• OH MY GOD, LOOK WHO'S BACK! - Well, for once I'm not faking it: happy to see Henrietta again. The baby fat's gone but she's still one of the best (hey, Viv!). Full story you know where.
• Officially supporting Johnny Depp. We're not Academy voters (yet) but we will be one day, and then Jason Lee will get an oscar every year.
Signed, sealed & delivered: Sbando Boy, International King Of Maracas
• New set of boobs, lips and I don't know what else for Greek honey-pie Lianna/Puma, coming soon on Pixandvideo. Another petite beauty who pulls a Hasbro, after Noemi's enhancement.
By the way, Lotty is still a mega hottie, and my favorite little nasty nurse EVER :).
• Vanessa on Dream Stash, as promised, sucking and fucking Steve. I pity the poor guy...
• Sherry, oh Sherry, doo wop, sha na na na na... Kudos to the Oxcash/BangBros crew who actually sent a Christmas card!
• Mothers I'd like to fock - Well, there's definitely something about Teri.
• Kick out the style, bring back the jam! - Kick out kasabian, bring back the mondays!
Signed, sealed & delivered: Sbando Boy, NOT cool as fuck
• Looks like nasty mega-cutie Lotty's back, new b/g on Club Sandy. Crazy bitch cut her hair ;(.
• This just in, this just in: DREAM STASH shot a brand new b/g set with the lovely P. Niki! Her first in fucking ages, man. Rad!
• Hmmm, let's see: what's a cool idea to make some extra cash on the Internet? And I don't mean nickels and dimes (ads, banners), no, some real cash. Well, what about tgp's? Tgp's are nice, but what if I'm a little bit more ambitious? Did I hear you say "Models Directory"? Exactly! And what do I have to do to create my
own little database? I rent some server space. I join a few affiliate programs, then I can download this site here (the Eurobabeindex) and copy and paste its whole content to mine. Easy.
• Something always there to remind me - In the words of the Immortal Bard: "In my life/Why do I give valuable time/To people who don't care if I live or die".
Signed, sealed & delivered: Sbando Boy, former King Of The Beats
• Yeah, Sbando's dead, long live Sbando. After months and months of no news at all, all of a sudden we find Veronika Vanoza in an i/r gangbang and our beloved Pixie-babe on Asstraffic. The end is nigh. Lack of new talent is a serious issue, though.
• Our man in Amsterdam found a couple of really hot links, Programmagazin.hu and, even more so, Magyarlanyok.hu. Wait a sec... Magyar lanyok?? Did we create a monster? Gergõ can always find another hobby, he's been cursed by the Witches so he's handsome, talented and girlfriend-enhanced. Nop is a genius and he has his own trades. But what about me? Seriously, with all these cool sites, model directories, little flags, copy&paste filmographies, the ebi is probably reduntant now.
• Allegedly, Italian wiseguy Sbando Boy spent 2500+ euros for his Vegas trip, printed 1000+ flyers and then missed the plane. He'll be selling used cars soon.
• Punk'd!, alien sightings at the Machomedia booth.
• Honey to the bee: who the heck is Pixandvideo's BILLIE??
• She did it again! First b/g in ages for Aneta, who stars in Tristan Seagal's Eight Teen Tryouts Audition 38. Congratulations again to Aneta's mom, to our friend Tristan and Frank, who spotted the movie.
• Big babe alert from our friend Xuancar: Yanire Bertoni, blond bombshell from Spain. The new big thing? More samples,
1, 2 and 3,
and a lovely clip. courtesy of Milky.
• Thanks to Luc Selve, one of Lenka G.'s best pic ever.
• Nice new directory, Babe Collector.
• Buyeuroporn.com. Interesting new player in the scene. More info to come.
 NO MORE MR. NICE GUY - Actually, Denis just can't help it. And that is fine with me, don't get me wrong. But it's also time to set the record straight,
to tell the story, so that Denis can get all the recognition that he deserves.
So, here's a semi-official bio that Gabriel Nine wrote with my help.
"Denis was born in Sardinia, Italy, in 10-4-72.
He started as a performer in Italy, at the end of 1998 in the movie "Tutti I
Cazzi Per Mary", by Fratelli Farinelli. After that, he worked for the best
Italian directors (from Riccardo Schicchi to Antonio Adamo), shooting 200
videos and receiving various awards, among which were Sexpo' 2001 as best
new performer and the Golden Nymph as best supporting actor at the 2002
Barcelona Erotic Film Festival.
"I felt an attraction for this strange "world of sinners" that is porn.
Instead I found lots of serious professionals, and I'm much happier this
way."
But in 2001 came the experience that changed his professional life forever.
Nacho wanted him for "Killer Pussy 10":
"Nacho taught me everything. He taught me that a performer's eyes are more
important than his dick. The look in his eyes, the energy of the action... A
performer MUST love women, love their flesh, their beauty."
Then, in 2002, he moved to Prague and beside his work as a performer, he
started to shoot his own line called Simply Sex, produced by Italian company
Fusion Films Production and distributed in the United States by New
Sensations (with the title "Young & Wild").
"Hustler's representatives saw the first two chapters of "Young & Wild",
liked them, and thought that I could bring something new to their line."
So, along came "The ProfessiAnals". Born to be Hustler's all-anal series, it
quickly became a vehicle for Denis' trademark energetic and passionate sex.
ProfessiAnals showcases top-notch camera work, great attention to detail and
some of the hottest Czech babes around, including "Perfect 10" model
Victoria (and more nice surprises are on the way). How is he able to
convince the prettiest girls to do hardcore?
"I pay them! No, seriously, I don't have a secret. I just happened to ask at
the right time."
Despite the fact that he's now an AVN-nominated director/performer (four
nominations at the last AEE), he feels that the road to stardom is still
hard and long. Anyway, I think that his work on Young & Wild and
ProfessiAnals will make him one of the fresh new forces to reckon with in
the adult industry in 2004."
Also check WHICHPORNSTAR's great Denis Special.
Believe your humble narrator: this is Denis' time.
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