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| Bunny Darko's Lair | • Featuring
Jennifer Stone 
(picture by Bunny Darko Photography)
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Oh-so-lovely Mellie sitting next to the Louvre pyramid.
Welcome to Bunny's lair at EBI.
Countdown to the new page layout: soonER OR LATER ;0(
The pics are not clickable, but... patience is a virtue. In the meantime, enjoy the mouseovers... ;0)
SORRY FOR THE LAME LAYOUT. BUT I HAVE NO TIME, I CAN ONLY QUICKLY THROW IN SOME PICS AND SCRAM BACK TO TROLLING IN THE DUNGEON... :0(
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Noproblemo reports:
Melany Jolie's first DP: it was a cold weekend in Prague, but as far as I'm concerned, it got hotter than hell!
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Bunny and I flew together into the city in the morning, but it was not until 4pm that i met with the furry one again. Yet another bunny mistery, but I'm convinced there's a ultra-hot secret babe behind... The floppy-eared animal has a long track record for talking hardcore-virgins into doing nasty things in front of the camera.
[Last minute edit: Bunny showed me a couple pics of the morning shoot, making me swear i'd never tell anyone, and... holly molly!!!! Imagine a gorgeous model you've never even seen *standing* next to a man... Well imagine that babe with her mouth wrapped around a dick, smiling to the camera, with loads of sticky cum dripping from inside her open pussy! I wondered to myself, mmm, should i be having an erection or a heart attack?!?]
Melany
showed up 40 mn late, but she looked gorgeous with her new
hairdo. Bunny specifically instructed her to have her curly "poodle" hair
straightened for the shoot, and she did. Bunny told me at the airport
that Joachim Kessef himself would be at the shoot. It was news for me,
I thought he was still in St Petersburg banging the living daylights
out of
Cherry Jul and
Luba Love.
Joachim arrived only later at the shoot, but he was not the only one famous person there! Another celebrity was with us, and I was delighted to meet her in person. She looked super gorgeous, and she proved to be even sweeter than in my dreams, articulate and smart and bubbly and... but I digress. She is a good friend of the bunny, and raised to the occasion to see him after a long time.
Melany quickly undressed and spent a long time between the bathroom
and the toilets for *ahem* makeup, before putting on see-through panties
and a cleavage revealing black top.
When she got ready, she signed her DVDs for Bunny, and did also a few custom pictures for a French XXX forum (I'm French). Solo pictures, then with 1 guy, then two guys, classic, BJ, anal, and then DP. We took a break before starting the video shoot, and I got really surprised when I walked into the bedroom and saw Melany on the bed, sliding her little poophole on one of the guys's meat pole! They were rehearsing the anal reverse cowgirl position off-camera!!!
The action restarted with anal in different positions then Melany was
soon ready to be double stuffed for the first time. In the beginning,
she made a few faces but eased up as the guys started to move a bit
faster inside her. She eventually got an anal creampie, then vaginal
creampie, then another vaginal creampie on top of it! I think Bunny
wanted to indulge Joachim there! Joachim was later seen drooling when
watching the rushes from Bunny's camcorder.
We hurried to pack up and clean up the room, because Bunny had to rush to the city center for 8pm sharp. He told me it was because he had a date with *two* 19-year-old and 20-year-old gorgeous Slovakian strippers, who are also sisters, and you know what, I believed him! He scurried away, leaving everyone behind in a flash.
The next day, Bunny called me up and told me to rush back to his place, another shoot was starting! Joachim was back, but this time as a director for his production, which should soon be up on his website at www.sexsnews.com. I met the makeup artist, lovely Petra, also Vita, the czech director of photography and Natalie, a pretty ukrainian redhead who speaks Czech, and who would open her pussy for us today.
Joe Monti, a very nice bloke with a bazooka instead of a dick, was her partner. Joe often works for Sineplex, as an actor as well as director for Eromaxx. Incidently, he speaks Czech fluently and is Claudia Rossi's boyfriend (some guys have all the luck!). While the make-up artist was doing her job on the babe (hair, eyes, skin), we had a chat with Joe who would tell us the funniest things about life in Russia and how the russian babes can make you wish you'd never had a dick (full interview coming soon).
The shoot breezed by, Natalie was screaming a lot, sometimes more out of pain than passion, but who could blame her, with Joe's hot scud poking at her inside. Another creampie ended the day, and we rushed to get our plane on time. Phew! Bunny told me he went to bed at 6am last this morning, and got buzzed by Joachim at 9! I know had only 3 hours of sleep the night before. I looked at him and wondered if he was related to the 'energizer' bunnies...
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Bunny is back
- While Noproblemo is covering the German Venus Fair in Berlin Oct 22-24, I'm going to be in Prague again to shoot new babes and also two of my all time favourites... One of them never ever did hardcore... surprise surprise... |
Mmm what's new? I still havent had time to work on my page's layout, i know, it's really crappy and updated once in a blue moon.
Lol Kianty has gona MIA, either she lost her phone and decided to stay away from these buzzing-whining devices, or she just doesn't want anything to do with porn anymore. Neither her agent, nor her female blonde sex-buddy have heard anything from her since the last shoot. Neither have I. Dang. Lol please come back, we miss you!
Melany Jolie decided to stop hardcore completely, drop her absolute-stars agency, and save money to get a new nose! ...How about a new boyfriend, sweetie?!
Escort chasers rejoice, we at EBI spotted an incredible number of models, from soft to DAP, flying up down all around the world in order to service men for relatively little cash. We thought model agencies bloomed like flowers, but then we realized that escort business is exploding like crazy! Paris seem to attract the majority of them...
Just look for yourself and you will see some well-known and some less well-known faces flaunting their GFE and OWO skills. I even spotted a girl I had a huge crush on 2 years ago... Oh well. The beauty of nature, the ugliness of the mind...
Diana Gold sent me a few pictures of her in a local disco, plus a couple where she s holding a "i love bunny" sign. How sweet. Will post it as soon as i can find it (I misplaced it!).
Sarah Dark and Sheridan shot DP's a few weeks ago, I will post exclusive pics soon.
Ok I promise, I will not add any more stuff to my page until I finish the layout. I cant believe i ve got such a lousy structure!!
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NOProblemo reports
- The notoriously quiet French dude behind every EBI cgi scripts drops his keyboard (for a while) and follows Bunny Darko to Prague to get a feel of what SIN tastes like. He will now sport a permanent hard-on for the next 10 (ten) years to come. |
This weekend, I sneaked into Bunny's suitcase [Bunny comments] Tell me about it. 260eu excess baggage! :0) and followed him to a short trip to Prague.
That was my first visit to the city and I must say I have been given a full overview of its beauties, and I don't mean old stones.
Let's start with the beginning of a hectic schedule.
First appointment we had in the morning was with Jennifer Stone.
She arrived, all smiles, all tanned, just coming from the solarium.
A meeting followed in my hotel room, to discuss her upcoming official website www.jennifer-stone.com.
I tortured her fast-typing fingers by giving her a French keyboard (sorry Jennifer). See her posts on her EBT thread.
[Bunny comments] Nop tortured me as well, by not only having a @#*%?! French keyboard but also by having Linux instead of Windows! Yes, he is one of these guys who write shell scripts to program the VCR *and* take out the trash. Plus, just imagine Jennifer's face when Nop pulled out her pics by opening a shell window and typing cryptic commands at the prompt...
She apologized for not staying with us for lunch. You are forgiven, you pretty babe! [Bunny comments] She actually had to visit her parents. And go to a party afterwards. Don't you hate the lucky fucks who throw a party and see babes like Jennifer show up!?!
In the afternoon, we waited for our second rendez-vous, a new girl, starting in the business with the lucky bunny rabbit.
Standing by the entrance of the shopping mall, we looked for a tall blond top-model. Of course, we saw tens of creatures meeting the criteria. Easy on the eyes, but painful for the neck.
Suddenly, a girl with rectangular glasses wearing a pink fur jacket came out of nowhere.
That was her. Soon, an excited bunny grabbed her and dragged her to his room.
Whatever happened behind the walls after that is anyone's guess...
[Bunny comments] Actually, Nop forgot to mention that while we were waiting for that girl to arrive, I spotted an incredible babe wearing a mini skirt and red boots, megacleavage unveiling nice implants, and sporting huge fashionable glasses.
I had to do what I had to do: I ran after her in the hopes of getting a closer look and maybe land a stealth video. I did, I'll post a pic soon. And I'm hoping to find out who's her agent, because something tells me she is in the biz.
As for the new girl, she blew ... me away, because she had a killer body, and a killer sex technique! Furthermore, she has impossibly long legs, super tight butt, and fine perky boobs. Not to mention, the sweetest of the characters. It was also her first shoot ever.
Melany Jolie was next. Just as our blond and pink lady kissed the bunny goodbye, she crossed the hotel's doors. For weeks, she had been fidgeting, constantly asking Bunny to see her first video works on screen. It was funny to see her giggle or frown while watching herself doing nasty things with two guys.
We also used the opportunity of having her standing next to a computer to organize an impromptu chat with our friend Joachim in order to discuss business opportunities with her.
We said goodbye to little Melany, then took the subway to Wenceslas Square for dinner and stripclub(s), when we spotted a familiar face wandering the corridor all dressed in pink. Yes, it was our blond newbie! BTW, Bunny helped her pick a stage name: she is now to be called Lol Kianty!
[Bunny comments] When I asked her why Lol and not Lola, she said she means it as in LOL (Laughing Out Loud). It definitely suits her, because she's a very smiling person.
Anyway, she seemed a bit lost in Prague and she was glad to see us! What a cool and funny girl, she took great pleasure showing us how to fire up our B52 cocktails. A few hours (and drinks) later, I left them go dance all night long...
[Bunny comments] After the restaurant, Nop went back to the hotel, while I went with Lol to Duplex , a famous dance club on the square.
When we arrived at the door, she recognized one of the girl from the club as being someone from her village, so she made us cut the long line and we headed up straight to the dancefloor. It was very hot in there, and Lol rolled up her shirt up to her boobs, revealing her perfectly flat stomach, and driving all the guys around mad with desire!
I was crazy enough to stay there with her until 4am, when I knew I had a shoot scheduled the next day at 10:30am and I hadn't slept more than one hour the night before getting to Prague. I got nicely rewarded though, I brought back Lol to my room, and she gave me the best back massage ever before going to bed. And she stayed for the shoot the next day, so I ended up shooting a totally unplanned threesome!
Lol is bisexual, which she told me earlier, and which I noticed at Duplex because she kept ogling one of the female gogos. By the way, I noticed one of the dancers there is a Eurobabeindex, I have seen her many times in softcore pics and on DSF, I will investigate later.
More to follow, day two (which I will never forget) [Bunny comments] Neither will I!
Day two started with a dilemna for Bunny: another new model was about
to arrive at 10 a.m. while a sleeping beauty was still laying in his
bed.
The little devil found the only possible answer: he
will shoot a b/g/g (Bunny/Goddess/Goddess).
He would also need someone to help out with pictures and movie: guess who he chose!?
We were also worried about the girls getting along... but they really hit it off! Which is always good if you wanna do a lesbian fuck threesome.
The scene started with the two girls clad in black lingerie in front of a shaking and sweating Noproblemo.
They went through quite a few acrobatics, including cowgirl stunts, fondling privates, tasting juices and mussels, lots of open mouth kisses with tongue (girl to bunny, girl to girl, girl to girl to bunny, etc...) until the grand finale: the big cumshot!
Bunny wanted something new and spectacular,
he went for a CTOGM (Creampie To Other Girl's Mouth). Lol Kianty LICKED and SWALLOWED Bunny's creampie oozing from the other blonde slut's pussy...What an action-packed
morning!
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After hurrying up to pack our bags, we soon had to head to the airport. Bunny finally admitted he was a bit tired (but very happy). Recalling the string of events, I must say there has been more exciting action in 24h than in the TV show of the same name! But I guess it's just a typical bunny weekend in Prague...
Your faithful reporter, Noproblemo.
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Sarah Dark
- The lovely babe spent some time in the Lair. 2005-09-20 published by Bunny. |
She is just SO lovely. Glug!
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Lucie Satin 2005-08-25 |
I just realized that Lucie, one of the makeup artists I met on the shoot for Devil's Film "Interracial Reverse Gang Bang 2" is no other than Lucie Satin!!!!!!
Will post the vid soon. In the meantime, check her out, she's in clubseventeen #374. Teenie-looking-sluts fans, rejoice!
Aug 23, 2005
Next: Melany Jolie's interview, part TWO. And yes, her mom was there with us! (She almost showed me her boobs!)
Next: What really happened with Patrixxx's "Enjoy 5" from Sineplex? The Bunnyster was lucky enough to get a copy of the director's cut... And holy cow... talk about NOT being politically correct! :0)
Patrixxx himself will enlighten us and answer even more questions for us. Another EBI all-exclusive.
And for those who don't read the articles, but only gawk at the pics, there will be plenty of those.
Aug 19, 2005
Read last weekend interview with new Czech
cutie Melany Jolie
