things that annoy you about porn films?

[Vulture]

I love seeing a pretty woman receiving a facial. It drives me barmy when a guy can't aim properly & half of his wad just completely misses the girl because his angle is all wrong. For fucks sake, it's not that difficult. I understand the need for the guy to be placed correctly for the camera, but come on!

Well, I can forgive that if it's a strong orgasm. It's an inexact science. What I hate though is when the guy puts his dick unbelievably close to the girl's face/mouth before he's started to come. Means a strong orgasm would be wasted but usually all you end up with is a dribble. The guy is trying to make a weak orgasm look better, basically. Always a damp squib, those.

[just_me]

A pet peeve of mine - well most seem to agree editing is not very good, scenes are on the long side - but dang it if at the end they are usually cut too soon! Honestly, some times the best part is watching her lay back and relax for a while once the action is over. Too often it's money shot, maybe a smile or wave to the camera, and the video immediately cuts.

And don't get me started on the technological side to porn... Why are DVDs often advertised as "Shot in HD"?!! No DVD is HD! Either offer it simultaneously on Blu-ray or downloadable off a website - just don't advertise that a better version exists, then refuse to let me buy it! In spite of the fears many have, HD is the best thing to happen to porn Some websites too will advertise "HD" in their tour, only to find inside their definition of "HD" is "SD in a widescreen aspect ratio" _That_ is annoying.

[camaban]

Violence against girls, spanking
( in opposite I love when I see 'true' senses, as Lucie Lee is able to show, Clara Morgane and Greg Centauro...)
Spit in girls face or any part
All these porn movies with a script, as all the Antonio Adamo films...

Somebody said Senza Raggi....My negative vote goes for Max Hardcore. How can this guy be so successful?

Max Hardcore is now where he belongs to -> in prison for 46 months. But you are right, how can he been successful? I saw one of his movies many years ago and was already distracted by the look of the girls, with ponytails and way to much makeup. And we don't need to talk about his behaviour about the girls, sipmly not acceptable. I also never understand why girls was working with him?

[camaban]

And don't get me started on the technological side to porn... Why are DVDs often advertised as "Shot in HD"?!! No DVD is HD! Either offer it simultaneously on Blu-ray or downloadable off a website - just don't advertise that a better version exists, then refuse to let me buy it! In spite of the fears many have, HD is the best thing to happen to porn Some websites too will advertise "HD" in their tour, only to find inside their definition of "HD" is "SD in a widescreen aspect ratio" _That_ is annoying.

You must buy the Blue Ray DVD, then you have the advantage that the movie is shot in HD. Also you may have been a better picture on the normal DVD because of the higher resolution of the film material.

[camaban]

What annoys me:
- Bad technical aspects like lightning, camerawork, picture quality, ...
- Always the same few locations in every scene and film (especially the famous sofa in St. Petersburg ).
- Directors who can't handle critism
- Just jumping into the sex without any tease before. Good tease in the beginning of a scene is very important for me!
- All kind of music during the sex. It totally destroys the atmosphere of a scene. I want to hear the original sound! (It is ok during the tease like in CC films).
- Too much close ups, especially during anal and DP. I want to see the expression of the girl on her face too!
- Too much and hard cuts! Especially when a girl had the cock in her pussy and after the cut - surprise, suprise - it's in her ass and you never see the initation.
- That many good directors didn't or only rarely shoot in Europe these days (do you hear me Everhard, Streams, Ferrara, ...). The variety in European porn was so much better 5 years ago. Now so many directors only shoot in the US and always the same small bunch of girls over and over again. And in Europe there's only a handful of good directors, the most are average at best. I really hope that this will change soon!

[dap-addict]

This could for 95% have been my list!
And I agree with all you points.


May I just highlight this:

-Too much and hard cuts! Especially when a girl had the cock in her pussy and after the cut - surprise, suprise - it's in her ass and you never see the initation.

Showing insertion is a crucial point!
I wanna see how the girl reacts when a dick enters her ass (no pussy-only needed for me), when two dicks enter her ass/pussy (dp) or ass (dap). And I want to see her face!



what else:
- too long pussy-only (well I actually skip or <FF> it anyway, but too much pussy-only compared to anal/dp/dap is annoying me.
- sexily dressed girls getting naked as soon as the (anal)fucking starts: Leave some of those hot cloths on, especially the shoes!
- badly groomed girls: I wanna painted toes and fingernails, nice tipps even better!
- fetish stuff replacing hardcore action: fetish stuff like footjobs, cum-on-nylons/heels, piss etc is fine, but only in combination with real hardcore porn. Too often fetish equals softcore action.
- bad cum-shot (facial) angels (see posts above, too): A girls face should be shot at with the dick placed at the hight of her head, shooting in about 90 degree angel, hopefully aiming at her eyes. 180 degrees angel is almost 100% a miss.
- lacking anal creampie friendlyness

[dap-addict]

forgot the most important:
- condoms: condoms kill all the heat. They belong to private sex life, not porn phantasy.

[camaban]

This could for 95% have been my list!
And I agree with all you points.


May I just highlight this:

-Too much and hard cuts! Especially when a girl had the cock in her pussy and after the cut - surprise, suprise - it's in her ass and you never see the initation.

Showing insertion is a crucial point!
I wanna see how the girl reacts when a dick enters her ass (no pussy-only needed for me), when two dicks enter her ass/pussy (dp) or ass (dap). And I want to see her face!

I agree 100%!

[camaban]

forgot the most important:
- condoms: condoms kill all the heat. They belong to private sex life, not porn phantasy.

Condoms didn't annoy me because I never have and never will buy any movie in which condoms are used. Like you said, it destroys the fantasy!

[dap-addict]

Condoms didn't annoy me because I never have and never will buy any movie in which condoms are used. Like you said, it destroys the fantasy!

I happened to watch two condom scenes this year. Well, 5secs of both, and that was it. Both times it was with Laura Angel and old favorite of mine and those dvds were really cheap. But I will better not describe how anoyed I was.
For years I try not to watch condom porn, lest buy it. And I cannot imagine I ever will.