Candee Licious

[henryjames]

Sex With An Influencer 2025 06 25

[marmaduke]

Candee has kindled to life my dying embers. Thank-you, Candee, and thanks-you, henryjames.

Everything here ^ is close to perfect - her beautiful long blond hair - see how the photographer has captured it, cascading like a waterfall in the final pic.
Her bone structure is divine - a majestic, wide pelvis designed for deep penetration #9. Luscious thighs.
Full breasts, I imagine them softly firm.
A slim waist, shapely rib cage, surmounted by fine, handsome shoulders.

She looks lovely in all respects. And she fucks like a tiger, swallows sperms (not often enough!), takes creampies (again, not often enough).
And she gang bangs. A ten man cream-pie gang bang should be on someone's list.

She's a treasure. Totally irresistible.

[Querlatte]

But sadly it seems that she got lip injections.

[marmaduke]

Oh no! I thought she had more sense.

Still, a trout when well prepared is a tasty dish. Perish the day when she's labelled an old one......

[henryjames]

Still, a trout when well prepared is a tasty dish. Perish the day when she's labelled an old one......

Some of us horny old-timers here are unlikely to live to see that melancholy stage in her life, marmaduke.

Especially if we play fast and loose with heart-rate and blood pressure by revisiting scenes like these:

[marmaduke]

Still, a trout when well prepared is a tasty dish. Perish the day when she's labelled an old one......

Some of us horny old-timers here are unlikely to live to see that melancholy stage in her life, marmaduke.

Especially if we play fast and loose with heart-rate and blood pressure by revisiting scenes like these:

I just don't understand how she can submit so completely to some stranger when she's got me.

[robot]

Still, a trout when well prepared is a tasty dish.

.... you don't like trouts? it's a fine fish at the heart of many French dishes.
maybe you mean carp?

[marmaduke]

Still, a trout when well prepared is a tasty dish.

.... you don't like trouts? it's a fine fish at the heart of many French dishes.
maybe you mean carp?

Of course I like trout! I said it was a tasty dish when well prepared. Just like Candee with her new trout lip injections..

The 'old trout' idiom seems to have backfired here as it so often does across different languages and cultures.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... ld%20Trout

henryjames, I blame you for all this.

[henryjames]

henryjames, I blame you for all this. [/i]

This is something of a red herring, marmaduke, but by cod I must take that blame. This is no plaice for carping, or trying to get off the hook, and I certainly won't be fishing for compliments.

Trawling through the dictionaries I see that that only in the English language, and only where spoken in its sea-girt isles, does 'old trout' have the meaning you gave it.

If robot went adrift, what do you think spiderfish Woodman would make of vielle truite? He'd be all at sea, floundering, I fancy, or dans la ruisseau de merde sans pagaie

In German, sex-obsessed Franz Schubert did give us the immortal 'Die Forelle' - no doubt there was a Hungarian Hottie, a Candee lookalike, mongering her bearded clam in Vienna in the early C19... a salty, tangy coral-pink catfish, with a hint of anchovy, between her legs. Pass me the TARTare, you old kipper, you old prawn-addict you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT3fCKPPhd0

[henryjames]

Pretty Boy 2025 06 29

'Pretty' boy?

Well, perhaps. I leave the question to others better qualified to judge.

But.. though we're all gay here except Woodman, if you gave HJ a choice between 'em, he'd opt for Candee.

And would deliver a thicker pie for her.