by budtugley on Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:37 pm
There have been few ice hockey movies made. Slap Shot with Paul Newman could be a good parody smut film. Let's see, we could call it Sperm Shot, find 3 goon types who look like the Hanson Bros, gang-banging groupies in their hotel room.
That one guy who does the strip tease on the ice, have him get completely naked and some hot to trot gals take him into a storage room and fuck him silly. The Strother Martin character could fuck that bitchy team owner into keeping the franchise alive. That French speaking goalie could be getting stitched up by a female doctor, eating her pussy French-style and fuck her raw. We could have the hockey players undressing after the game, waving their boners in the face of a couple of female hockey beat writers and....the play-by-play announcer could be getting blowjobs calling the action and even fuck a gal while talking into the microphone.
We could have fun with this.