Xenomorgue wrote:Do YOU have difficulty in thinking of a funny name for your male porn star
Does this problem really bother you, to the point that you can't sleep at night
Well here is a simple solution, recommended by the professionals
Just choose your FAVOURITE COLOUR and add the term -ZILLA
It is really really easy, you can't go wrong.....
and otherwise just ask a good friend to help you.
Here is an example. Suppose PURPLE is your favourite colour, then
PURPLEZILLA is the perfect way for you to name a male porn star
Oh, you are so right, Xeno ! See what my local newspaper writes on this matter:
"It is the nightmare of every person with a spider phobia: the Japanese
Giant Spider Crab. And today one arrived at Sea Life Scheveningen.
The sea creature has a leg-span of no less than 3.5 meters. If this
alone is not sufficient to make him a monstrosity, even worse is that
CRABZILLA has thin long legs, which make him appear exactly like a spider.
The crab was transported from Sea Life Blankenberge in Belgium to
Sea Life Scheveningen in the Netherlands in a specially cooled vehicle.
A particularly large vehicle was not required, since the legs of the crab
were folded during transport. Neither is a new aquarium necessary.
The animal will be placed in the main aqaurium, measuring 8 by 10 meters,
which houses the larger sea creatures from the North Sea.
CRABZILLA is the largest living crab ever on display in Europe. It was
caught last year in the Pacific Ocean. The animal is a male, weighs 15
kilogram, and is approximately 40 years old. The species' habitat is the
coastal area of Japan, China and Taiwan. While the animals are being
caught for human consumption, the meat is considered to be not
really tasty."
I can´t wait to watch it
