She's the kind of sweetie you could shag into a frothy lather all night Saturday, and then Sunday morning she just pulls her hair back into a ponytail, spends 2 minutes touching up her makeup, puts a little Preparation H on her flaming a-hole, and then you're both off to a nice late morning brunch, champagne optional.
Can you Euro dudes (and ladies) give me some insights no how I can save and de-program/re-program American femmes? They have lame Kegel pressure in their pussy, limited anal control, and NO DEEPTHROAT SKILLS AT ALL!... and believe me, this is a danger to the economy of THE ENTIRE WORLD!... not to mention my blood pressure.

Look guys, the USA was the major factor in freeing these East Euro hotties from the "Iron Curtain"... it's time to return the favor... no, you don't have to send us YOUR hotties (although a few "tutors" and "ambassadors" would be nice), but tell me how to free OUR hotties from the PURITAN guilt-centric brain-washing!