PremiumBukkake.com Discussion Thread

[Supersonick]

I would wager this is the longest time that has gone in between posts, since this thread was created. And it is for this reason that I am posting primarily as, what is there to discuss?

What is up with a 4 minute BTS vid for Noe?

Leave it to PB to cheap out with passing off a BTS as a weekly "update" - only to inexplicably give us a mere 4 minutes of video from the footage when 1) PB fans LOVE Noe White and would've been a lot happier with the BTS had you given us more; and 2) there is obviously so much more footage taken - why the hell not just throw in some of the blowjobs she gave, Noe undressing and being naked and make it an 8 minute video. How about 12? 9 and a half?... seriously, you are going to chop this down to 4 minutes? For WHAT REASON? YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO POST?

HH? Do you have anything for us?

[lpcs1]

What's the last scene that's been shot last currently?

[PREMIUMBFAN]

I understand that due to COVID related issues, PB is having a difficult time producing videos. While this situation continues PB should either provide temporary access to Putalocura content or add some Putalocura content on the PB Site to keep its paying customers happy while the Plandemic wraps up.

[Robbert1977]

You know I really love the Premium Bukkake stuff - check @Robberto1970 if you don’t.

However the customer service is really no good - I see no improvements on this.

It was bad and it got worse ....

Also on suggestions from the fans there is no feedback ... I am disappointed about that

It’s 2020 and most organizations have a decent customer service nowadays.

COVID is hard for everybody- I still keep my membership but please PB communicate and be creative, there is still a lot you can do.
To organise new PB is now not possible during full lockdown in Madrid.
But publish old BTS stuff - interview PB girls (Maria / Ana / Meraki / Dafne / Jimena / Anita / Valerin), do a spermbar maybe (guys bring fresh cum in a bottle and the girl drinks it all), and for sure more is to think of - make use of the ideas of the fans ...

Cum up PB - you can do better !!

[Supersonick]

Robberto

You do a GREAT job on your Twitter site, but I think you already know that, as I've cited your @ twitter before here...

Yes, PB could be doing a LOT more right now. WE REALIZE you are pretty limited what you can FILM right now. So, how about COMMUNICATE. What's going on? What are your plans? Release a LONGER Noe White BTS. Release all the other footage you have. Make cumshot compilation videos - those would be popular. DO SOMETHING

[vextime]

Looks like the putalocura Maria scene got promoted to PB status.

[Supersonick]

You beat me to the punch

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Sadly, because we are in Madrid, the camera man, Captain Zoom, is back.

zoom in. zoom out. zoom in. zoom out. in in. out out. in in. out out. zoom in. zoom out. zoom in. zoom out. out out. in. in. out out. in in. zoom out. in in. zoom in. out out. zoom in. out out. zoom out. in in.

What I didn't realize until today is that there is a CODE to be deciphered here in these Madrid-filmed scenes. What do the messages mean or say, once you have cracked it?! I don't know yet, but I''m intrigued! I'm also pretty sure that "zoom in - zoom in - zoom out" is a vowel, most likely "A" or "E."

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What does Captain Zoom's message say? Maria Teen knows - she'd love to tell us, but its a secret. shhhhh

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Maria Teen looks up to notice, she's only one load into this scene. She has a long way to go

Sadly, this isn't Maria Teen's finest hour as her gag reflex gets the better of her. Yes, she throws up after load 11 (cut from scene), but she also ends up gagging up her entire mouthful multiple times throughout the shoot.

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Finally, here is my biggest pet peeve. Because Captain Zoom spends so much time playing with the zoom, a good deal of his footage (in spite of the fact, he's Camera One), is from "zoom out" or, "far away" from the model. At times, farther away from the model than Camera Two.

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Look at all this empty, white space! Hey Captain Zoom - aren't you "Camera One?" Why in the hell are you filming this beautiful model with this nice mouthful of sperm from so damn far away? You DO realize, this is Premium Bukkake, right? As much as I"m interested in what the shower curtain BEHIND Maria Teen looks like, I'm EVEN MORE interested in Maria Teen! Idiot.

1) Model Engagement. Maria Teen always puts her best foot forward. She opens wide and turns her head and moves her body to take loads. She looks into the camera and delivers great eye contact. 9/10
2) Torbe Method. They are pretty gentle with Maria Teen. No scooper, no eye cum, no facials, and only 31 loads.3/10
3) Mario Factor. Captain Zoom is Camera One. Enough said. 3/10
4) Loads. Meh. only 31. A fair number are weak and watery. Most hit target however and aren't wasted. 5/10
5) Model Attractiveness. Maria Teen is cute as a button. 9/10
29/50

[bay]

nice way to rate. i also agree on the notes given

[hangma]

Releasing Sara scene would really be the best consolation in these hard times.

[Supersonick]

nice way to rate. i also agree on the notes given

thanks

[Supersonick]

I shared Maria Teen 3 with a friend of mine who is a cryptologist at the local university. He is going to help me decipher Captain Zoom's message, hidden in the intricate zoom in/zoom out code of the video.

I'm really glad I did this. First, he pointed out to me that it isn't just the order of in/out of the zoom - but also the quickness vs. slowness of the zoom. He also confirmed that I was right, that "zoom in - zoom in - zoom out" (the most common character in the message, appearing 3 times), was a vowel, and we are certain it is "A."

Based on the complexity of Captain Zoom's signals, and the time allowed in the video, we believe the "message" only has 15 characters. We are also in luck because "R" "S" and "T" - the most common consonants in the English language - are almost certainly included in the message. We just need to figure out the order they appear in the message. We can't do this however, until the entirety of Captain Zoom's message is released in Maria 3, Camera One.

Finally, the cryptologist pointed out the weird zoom pattern that occurs 2 times in the video is not a "character" but a break in the message, or "stop" - intended to separate words. Again, none of these ideas would've occurred to me unless I was working with an expert.

So this is where we are at. There's obviously a lot more work to do. I'm APPEALING to this community to help me out. As you can see, even me and Bay can overcome our differences and WORK TOGETHER. Chris and Krull - come back! HH and Greg - where are you guys? Crazy guy that told us how he was going to marry Sara some day and that we were fools because we didn't understand his undying love for her - keep staying away!

So, to recap, here's what we know.

_ _ _ _ (break) _ _ _ _ A _ _ (break) _ A_ A

[WAO137]

_ _ _ _ (break) _ _ _ _ A _ _ (break) _ A_ A

_ _ _ _ (break) RELEASE (break) SARA

[charlie72]

What I didn't realize until today is that there is a CODE to be deciphered here in these Madrid-filmed scenes.

[Kefka]

kekw

[Hola__Hamijos]

I would wager this is the longest time that has gone in between posts, since this thread was created.

I'm not sure about that; I feel like when Torbe was in Prison there was a point when there were weeks without a post.

HH? Do you have anything for us?

Thanks for asking; I find it amusing that you mention me, like as if I was capable of pulling PB news out of my ass!

While this situation continues PB should either provide temporary access to Putalocura content or add some Putalocura content on the PB Site

No. Bad idea. PM me if you want.

there is no feedback ... I am disappointed about that
It’s 2020 and most organizations have a decent customer service nowadays.

You are quite correct. Despite a limited effort by PremiumBukkake (Art?) to give us a VERY limited amount of information when he was upset about the €€€ thing, the customer service has generally been non-existent.

Robberto
You do a GREAT job on your Twitter

Yes indeed. Robbert has been outstanding on twitter; his tweets are better than the official ones from PB. The ones from PB look like they were written by a robot.

Maria Teen 3

We all know that the scene descriptions on Premium Bukkake are written by someone with a creative mind and a functional but limited grasp of of the English language, but this latest scene description for Maria Teen truly made me laugh:
"...cozy bukkake"
Your bed can be cozy. A cabin in the woods can be cozy. I don't think a bukkake can be "cozy".
It's that real estate agent trick of trying to put a positive spin on a small house by calling it cozy.
Only 31 loads...well let's call that cozy!

a cryptologist at the local university....Captain Zoom's message, hidden in the intricate zoom in/zoom out code of the video.... I'm APPEALING to this community to help me out. As you can see, even me and Bay can overcome our differences and WORK TOGETHER.

the fact that you took the time to write this...you OK bro?

As you can see, even me and Bay can overcome our differences

Well done guys; I really didn't expect you two to become friendly with each other after your harsh words a few pages back!

HH and Greg - where are you guys?

Still here.