Now here is a welcome sight in 2024.
A FACIAL FFS, a more than half-decent good old-fashioned facial!
It is really rather simple to achieve, gentlemen.
You stay away from strong drink, drugs, cigs, late nights and junk food.
You spend a day or two with no-one going near your cock, not even (or especially not) your trusty right hand.
You fuck the sweet lady good and hard, until the pressure is irresistible.
You point your juiced-up johnson at her face from a distance not exceeding 20 cm.
You let fly. Not at her chin, not over her head, but full in her lovely face, not dribbling or drizzling but spurting like a proper mensch.
Porn producers take note: this can still be done. And we want to see it more often.
Guys, there's lots of dodgy stuff online which you'd be very ill advised to try at home, but this is absolutely safe to do with your wife, girlfriend or lady boss.
They will be just as thrilled as chubby cheerful Amalia was here.