things that annoy you about porn films?

[laura]

as we all know not all porn is perfect and can be spoiled by annoying things that can ruin the moment. For me the most annoying are: 1) irritating porn music. Why oh why do some porn makers insist on drowning out sexy grunts and groans with cod drum and bass or some other cheese. Does anyone actuallx like it? 2) when the babe wipes a cock with her hand first when sucking it out of another girls ass. Really spoils that ass to mouth moment for me 3) overlong tedious blow job scenes. I know you men probably like there bits but for me such a waste of time and always makes me grab for the remote. What about you guys? What pisses you off about porn? X

[Lee]

I'm not into overlong blowjob scenes either unless they're really well done, ie deepthroating, spitting & sloppy!

I wanted to post something recently which annoys me, but I may be on my own with this. I'm sick of the guys constantly slapping the girls asses. I saw a Cream Pie Orgy film recently & one guy was doing it persistantly. You could tell the girl was getting fed up of it by the expression on her face.
I guess it's seeing the red hand marks on the girls ass which I hate looking at.

[Frigo]

1. duped voices (I want the original actress voice, even if I dont understand this russian language)
2. strange boring music

[fallon]

the fuckin' bad knowledge of the english language of most of the eastern-european pornstars!
either if they talk nothing at all (hey i love dirty talk!!!), like most of the girls, or if they talk too much, like most of these dumb-as-shit-guys...

[Vulture]

I'm not into overlong blowjob scenes either unless they're really well done, ie deepthroating, spitting & sloppy!

I wanted to post something recently which annoys me, but I may be on my own with this. I'm sick of the guys constantly slapping the girls asses. I saw a Cream Pie Orgy film recently & one guy was doing it persistantly. You could tell the girl was getting fed up of it by the expression on her face.
I guess it's seeing the red hand marks on the girls ass which I hate looking at.

With you on the slapping thing Dave. In moderation not so bad but I don't find a pair of red raw buttocks a turn on.

For me, one of the worst porn sins you see a fair bit is a 2-fold episode of idiocy. Firstly - usually during anal - a guy will over-indulge on the whole "in-out" thing (ie not thrusting continuously, just putting his cock in then out). Good in moderation but in itself an annoyance if done for more than a minute or so. But then secondly, the idiot director waits until just the exact moment he finally - belatedly - starts thrusting properly and moves the camera away, possibly to the girl's face. By the time it returns to the main action area, our showboating/inept male hero is already back to the "in-out" thing.

Truly terrible, throw-the-remote-at-the-screen stuff.

[Grizzly]

1. Silicone boobs

2. Slutty make-up

3. Girls being treated like pieces of meat....

[hopless3]

I really find it irritating when you have a girl who just howles at the top of her voice all the way through (usually it's American videos where this happens). It would irritate if she was in bed with me.

I'm also irritated that I can't afford to replace the DVD player that broke. So I can't watch any porn films

[ze_dude33]

Hehe No gapes in anal movies !

[laura]

any physical or mental abuse towards the girls in general is disgusting and totally unacceptable. I have seen scenes where the studs will get great pleasure in mocking the girl post sex as if the was a piece of meat who has served a purpose and now we can demean. A janet alfano scene from hardcore climax 2 springs to mind.

[hopless3]

any physical or mental abuse towards the girls in general is disgusting and totally unacceptable. I have seen scenes where the studs will get great pleasure in mocking the girl post sex as if the was a piece of meat who has served a purpose and now we can demean. A janet alfano scene from hardcore climax 2 springs to mind.

absolutely right.

It's going too far all this slapping and general abuse to the girls

[Lee]

Yeah, hate the music in porn. Although it's nowhere near as bad as it used to be like from the late 80's & 90's! Now that was bad, especially when played on a video tape which was worn out!

Hate the way some women are treated. Now some porn stars seem to genuinely like the rough treatment, but directors should understand that alot of them don't. Just because he wants to see it doesn't mean the girl has to endure it.
Now I love hard anal sex & all the dirty talk, but there is a line which I think some people cross.

Sarah Shine is a new star in my eyes. She did a great scene with the adorable Rachel Milan in an Anallickfest scene. The action was hot but I hated the way the director spoke to the girls, it wasn't dirty, it was disrespectful. OK, maybe the girls knew the script beforehand but the look on Rachel's face told me she was uncomfortable with it. Sarah just gave it back which was funny.

[tiger]

the sssssssssshhhhhhhssssssssssszzzzzzz voices most girls fake while having sex on screen

[Billbo]

I truly hate the endless time spent on closeups of genitalia. Why bother having a pretty girl if you never get to see the other parts of her, like the face, body, etc.?

[Grizzly]

Reading some of your posts prompted me to continue my "hate" list:

4: Fake dirty talk - the kind of when you can tell that the girl's not into the sex, because she's got way too much time to think of what to say.

5: Trash talk along the lines of "Fuck, yeah! Fuck my fucking pussy with that fucking dick of yours" - major turn-off. Even worse when she gives us nothing but constant "fuck, yeah!"'s for five minutes - Jamie Elle comes to my mind. Or lines like "don't you love fucking this 18 year old pussy?" Bleachhh!

6: Male actors or directors that keep talking into the action. Worst case: Jean-Yves Le Castel. Mind you, I like his movies, good gonzo action with beautiful girls and lots of anal, if it just wasn't for JLC spoiling a lot of the fun by talking into it and trying to be funny. No, Mister, you are NOT! Did anybody ever see the last scene of "Harder, faster #3" with Timea/Alice? Two well-hung guys giving this cute and very shy girl an intesive workout including her only DP on film. Awesome scene, but JLC almost ruins it for me by trying to get some kind of reaction from Timea by constantly talking shit... If I had been on the set, I would have told him to shut the fuck up, and I'm usually a very polite person... Geeez!!!!!

[Vulture]

Yeah on the JLC tip that tactic of his of zooming the camera in and out is annoying on so many levels. Headache-inducing and breaks the golden porn rule of reminding the viewer that there's someone holding the camera.

Agreed on the general verbal mistreatment of women by some (usually American) stars and directors. I can't watch a Mike John film for that reason. Physical mistreatment is thankfully a bit less frequent, although I don't go in for all the throat-grabbing, slapping etc. that is quite ubiquitous of late.