things that annoy you about porn films?

[IMaRetArd]

any closeups or long sequences showing the dude or dudes when they are fucking...even more annoying of course when they cum.

I could also bring up things like women licking mens asses...but then i know some guys r into that so......no comment really

[Billbo]

The girls that keep talking during a scene. The mouth constantly runs and it might as well be about the weather or the cricket match last month. (Bree Bree bree Bree Bree that's all folks!) They must really be bored. It takes a lot from a scene.

That actually would make for a good parody. Some lady going on about the weather, the cat, the job, the next election, etc., while doing some really active scene. "And Gladys said," groan groan, "that the dog ran off and hasn't been seen since." groan groan.

Some videos are almost that bad now, without deliberately being funny.

[Wally]

I hate all those butt naked people.

[KUTProductions]

1) I don't want to see the guy's face
2) I don't want to see man-ass
3) I don't want to hear the guy grunting or talking dirty

[Grizzly]

3) I don't want to hear the guy grunting or talking dirty

... or trying to be funny. Franco Roccaforte, will you please shut up? We watch your movies for the girls, we don't want to be distracted by "actors" trying to get attention!

[matango]

1) dubbed porn movies - an act of uspeakable stupidity
2) pre- orgasm head shots of male actors. Idiotic and totally gay, but often done.
3) Beautiful girl - but camera only shows a penetration close-up for 20 minutes.
4) Annoying music.

[Vulture]

I definitely like to hear "noise" from a guy and ideally not talking. Needn't be grunting but I do find a porn scene more horny if the guy shows a lot of vocal enthusiasm. Otherwise it can just have the feel of a guy punching the clock.

[IMaRetArd]

Omg how can i forget the dubbed part!!! anything more annoying then hearing some strange german woman screaming instead of ur fav eurobabe`??? ufff....

[KUTProductions]

3) I don't want to hear the guy grunting or talking dirty

... or trying to be funny. Franco Roccaforte, will you please shut up? We watch your movies for the girls, we don't want to be distracted by "actors" trying to get attention!

Especially those fucking horse impressions he does.

[daw72]

The guy jerking off for 3 minutes before he cums. Lamer than lame. Why not spend that time fucking her instead of beating the meat?

[Lee]

Yeah, the headshot of the guy before he comes is a wood killer, fucking stop it directors!!

Watching the guy beat his meat before a facial is also bad work, get the girl to do it!

[IMaRetArd]

uuhmm..im against that!...i think is at least as much a turn on when the dude beats off himself on the girls face as is if the girl does it!
...actually often i like it more coz hes more in control of how to aim

[Lee]

I completely agree about the aiming.
What I really mean is when the guy has to wank for about 5 minutes before shooting his load, & we & the girl are just sat there waiting!

[giorgiograndi]

I hate when the man does not wants to love the girl, when he does not kiss her, when he does not lick her pussy when he does not respect her. When he is aggressive with no reason, and when he do somethink that girl does not like.
Porno is one work, but also one pleasure: can you image if the girl slap the balls of the actor?? But same actor are thinking "Well, this is only a meat hole, I don't care": that is killing porno.
I definitly hate actor that works in the same way with all the girls: big mistake, very good actor understand the psycology of the girl and so he change is stile.
If the actor is working fine, also the girl give good job. This is the essence of hard core.

[svin_renigoth]

I completely agree with Giorgio!