Alcaporno and smokin' assholes!

[ze_dude33]

WOW FREAAAKS !

[Los Claude]

.. well.. thanks .. OK, cheers to that! .. and here, take an apple for f-n dessert.. it's on the house!

[Los Claude]

"A" for Alcaporno.. "A" for Anal.. mAtch!

[Vulture]

Some great pics in this thread, keep up the good work Los Claude!

[Los Claude]

Some great pics in this thread, keep up the good work Los Claude!

I do ass best ass I can .. after all, there's a life beyond porn .. OK, I'm going to Paris tomorrow .. however, thanks for your support!.. I appreciate it .. and by the way.. if some of you viewers/readers of my forum have some *massterpieces* from Mr. Alcaporno.. please, share!

[Los Claude]

Hello, boys.. and girls.. .. yeah, it didn't went so well.. winning that trophy, I mean.. butt.. ah.. shit happens........... .. OK, what have you guys been up to lately?.. up her ass?.. ass f-n' usual !?.. well, you haven't been too busy in here ass far ass I can see.. .. hey!?.. everything's up to me then!?.. is that what you're sayin'!?.. hmmmm.. you lucky basstards.. havin' me ass your cumpanion, I mean.. *singin for ya* : "He's back.. the man behind the desk.. and he's out of control!.. " (.. thanks A .............. .. yes, indeed: ALWAYS!! look on the bright side of life.. even "there where the sun don't shine!" ass Mr. Skeeter Kerkove love saying!.. .. so.. my fellow citizens.. well, see you later then.. soon!.. I hope

(The pictures are censored! - you are not ass tuff ass I am.. that's why

[Los Claude]

Regarding: "The pictures are censored! - you are not ass tuff ass I am.. "

Cocky, I mean!.. "you're not ass COCKY! ass I am.. "

.. ah.. once again.. sorry for my bad english.. butt I can't help it!

.. well.. well.. I will do ass best ass I can: not to make anybody angry around here

PEACE

[Los Claude]

.. oh no .. I forgot to cover her pussy and the otherones tits!.. oh my.. what will happen now ???

[Los Claude]

I seeeee.. nothin' but butts happened !.. OK, here I am.. once again.. mmmm.. bless weekends for that .. pardon me?.. Mr. Alcaporno?.. you mean, somethin' new from that sharp dressed man?.. well, ass a matter of fact.. ta-ta-ta-taaaaa.. I have somethin' for ya!.. off with your socks, on with your cocks!.. or somethin' like that.. hey!.. I don't know.. I'm from Sweden

[Los Claude]

.. and.. *the final touch* : Uno.. dos.. tres.. Guckmal!

[Los Claude]

See No Evil, Hear No Evil.

Yes, who can ever forget that wonderful character of Doctor Johanson from Sweden..

Classic lines..

- Oh, you must be dr. Johansson.

- Yo, Johansson from Sweden. I'm a Swede and you're a sweetie.

- Thank you. Uh..

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- Dr. Johansson! Wait! Wait! You, you, you! Where have you been, doctor? I've come to pick you up.

- Well, I'm a little bit too heavy for that, my dear.

- Did you get lost, Dr. Johansson?

- No, it's "Yo-hansson." How soon we forget..

- Well, we have to hurry, doctor. The seminar's beginning in two minutes and we don't wanna start without you.

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- Dr. Johansson, my question is for you. In your paper on multiple orgasms in geriatric women, you attribute increased sexual appetite to a lactose-restricted diet.

Now I know you're modest, but I really must insist on pinning you down here.Doctor, which exercise would you find most beneficial to geriatric sexuality?

- Oh, boy. Well, some of my patients prefer walking. Some prefer bicycling. But for your best results, to guarantee satisfaction, most of them like fucking.

You know.. "punta, punta, punta" .. I like it myself. One in the morning and late at night.

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[Los Claude]

Mmmila ones again.. I mean, just look at that asshole of hers .. what a mmmarvelous rose!.. please, let me smell it .. ah, I wonder if Miss Alysa can do such asstounding thing also..

[Los Claude]

Yes, indeed.. it was a marvelous wedding!.. sunny weather .. happy people everywhere .. truly a day to remember! (Did you know that the water surrounding the capital is so pure that you actually can drink it!?)

[Los Claude]

.. yeah, I know.. vampires can't stand the sun.. nor can they drink "holy water" .. butt let's say I was in disguise that day.. OK, not like Dr. William "Bill" Harford in "Eyes Wide Shut", wearing a black cape with a hood and a mask.. anyway, let's continue shall we.. or what do you say girls ?

[Los Claude]

.. they agree.. they get paid to get laid.. OK.. .. 35 centigrade in the sun.. 25 in the shade.. so how to get laid?.. when you don't have enough energy for it!.. .. well, just visit Eurobabeindex and get the right stuff.. the right substitute ..

(After approx. 2 hours of pornsurfing in the shadow..)

.. oh, boy.. yeah, now we feel so much better!.. me and my toy

.. and thanX 2 U 2, Isela, 4 (Y)our refreshmmments