Back again. "New Edition". Digitally Remastered. Part of a new collection dubbed "Private Classics". Sounds good to me.

Marry Christmas and happy Hanukkah to all our friends!

DDF, Karups, our dear friends at 21Sextury, PerfectGonzo, Dreamstash, Nubiles, Als, MPL, etc., Giorgio, Keni, Denis, the immense CC, our beloved Master Pierre Woodman, Toni, Ric, Petra, Claudio, Brillbabes, Hot Vidéo (I know you're reading this :)), our brother Gergo, Gepont, Walter Burns, Wally, Speelie, Gabriel Nine, Ron, Hardware, David and all the old friends from ADT. Steph & Drew, Henrique, our Forum members, White, our moderators (STEM please come back!), to all our contributors, Chris, Gapelover, Dutchy, Bumpy, Dave, Laura, Brillo, Tigris (our favorite babe), iafd, Sporty, and to all the hot babes, Blue Angel, Cindy, Juliana, Olga, Cherry. And remember kids: life without MDMA is meaningless! So binge as hard as you can.

This will take some time, so many events to recall, so many untold stories ready at last to be told.....




HAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't believe you fell for that. As if I could be bothered.

Instead, here's a list of every aka I've been using in this section in 2008:

sb
Sbando
SB
bow wow wow
bearded letterman
Letalon italien
Pacha Massive
PerfectSbando
Sbando Boy
sbanbot
SB jr
Renzo
our man on campus
kid massive
Amy Winehouse
Lucy Spiller
SBoy
SBSBSB
balearic boy
tubgirl
Sally Sparrow
El Homo
emilio estevez
chuck sheen


As for the rest: Doris gets new boobs and crazy alias, turns into a big whore. Everyone lusts after Angelica Heart, she delivers and turns into a whore but no anal. Cindy Hope breaks ups with her facial-fiend of a boyfriend, shoots highly-anticipated mini gangbang but no facial (what the heck). Now everyone lusts after Anita Pearl (who's really cute), she shoots a highly-anticipated movie where she gets fucked in the ass like there's no tomorrow, and that will be released in January. St. Peter's the place to be, Giorgio Grandi daps Russian teens like House pops Vicodin, the girls are pretty, young and cock-angry. A busty blonde named Mandi or Rusty could be the hottest new girl around. Sineplex has no longer a distribution deal for their dvds, their websites took ages to take off. They do shoot great material for Devil's Film and Combat Zone. St. Peter is the new porn capital. One girl turns out to be hiv-positive, but that gets swept underneath the carpet. 21Sextury cuts Deep Throat Frenzy. Big changes at PerfectGonzo. Filmakers go, websites get closed. During the summer, DDF's subscribers are treated to two full months of reruns. American companies struggle, after years of anti-porn laws and still not equipped to keep up with the digital revolution. Evil Angel still rules all. Many b-listers in their current roster, but CC's output is stellar. Private keeps producing crossover porn aiming at the mainstream. Contract girls come and go, none of them leaves a mark. Pierre Woodman does NOT come back after the summer hiatus, but great things might happen in 2009. Toni Ribas fucks quite a few great girls in his Auditions series but Private axes it. Patrixxx opens his own site. Bohem opens its own site. Starlets are 1 cent a dozen, some of them are truly stunning, Cassy, Natalie Colt, Victoria Sweet, Rose, the Romanians, the Russian teens, Luna Whatshername Macy, Larissa Dee takes it in the ass, Simony's still around. Black Angelika and Lucy Belle compete for the title of 2008's top starlet, Blue Angel too. EBI lost money because of the weak dollar, fixed the forum, still boasts an unlikely page-rank. Sbando's into dance music, Frigo's into hot chicks, Bunny is Bunny and Nop still loves Veronika but Anita had effects on him.

For the seventh year in a row: Happy Birthday, baby. Never missed one. Now that's a tradition.

Right back at ya, Master. Here's to a great 2009, hoping to see Destiny's scenes after all.

Christmas 2008 sees the birth of Czechpornostars.com, brand new site, a who's who of Czech babes. Stay tuned for more info.

Yeah, we're obsessed, so what? Master CC delivered once again, BIG TIME. "Anita Pearl Is Fresh On Cock", trailer is here.

It is christmas time so everybody should take a look at the nice 2009 Private calendar as a nice gift or even get the hardcore version when you are a member!

Has Sbando Boy made a stop in Kabul? Btw, one heck of a job, Secret Services. Seriously, why is everyone so mad at the poor little monkey?

So, will our beloved Doris/Aletta/Alien do anal EVER?? Oh, wait... Forget about that, we have a dp! Asstraffic, Dec. 16th.

Life is not easy when you're the most desired model in Budapest and every man around you wishes you could take care of his chimney (including our mole Gergo).

Anita Pearl as a bruised Santa. Courtesy of John Walton @ pixandvideo.

I want a bike, a GI Joe, two Subbuteo teams and a Lego robot. Or a trainload of Magyar pussy. Pleaze Santa.