Unfortunately - and absolutely not for the first time at PornWorld - there is an anticlimax in store.
The girls will be filmed from slightly below face level, and the men will hold their penises above their chins and drop sperm downwards.
Worse, the first man up has no sperm.
Absolutely nothing, and the ladies have to pretend:
Here we go. Number Two has a load, of sorts, but THIS IS NOT A PROPER FACIAL.
Although the girls' expressions are charming.
Then we realise that Perry is going to go last.
An awful sense of apprehension - are we going to have our excitement quenched by the infamous 'Perry Cut'?
You know, the one where our conceited Gallic Cock gets the camera to look at his red gasping face just before he spunks off?
(I believe this abominable practice goes back to the days when Woodman used to film Perry, for there was a very powerful homo-erotic bond between them)
MERCIFULLY we are spared that, but UNPARDONABLY Perry has just two drops - literally two drops - in his wrinkled old sac.
The girls are pros and do their best to make it look as if they have taken a proper spunking, but really this good scene finished very weakly indeed.