lizardblizzard wrote:For someone that has never seen an escort and never been to Europe, what is the best country to visit if i plan to be there 2 weeks to 1 month? I assume it has to he between prague and germany or budapest?
I would love to however attend something like premiumbukkake or germangoogirls... if the girl is good looking etc. But pb is in madrid and ggg is in germany. And i assume those escorts are mostly in prague or budapest right?
Lizard if you really are a total rookie in the pay-for-sex leagues, it is probably unwise to start at the high end with these young ladies who do crossover porn/prostitution. And for traditional prostitution, Prague and Budapest are limited.
All in all, I am going to do you a big favor and recommend Berlin.
You can of course book ahead (be sure you have a valid and current clean lab report) and join Mr John Thompson at his GGG session and jerk one off into a young lovely's mouth. Which girl they are 'shooting' is a matter of pot luck, of course, but just imagine if you got really fortunate and found yourself spurting a blizzard with your lizard, all over Luna Corazon?
Or Rebecca Volpetti?
Once you have made your contribution to the GGG scene, you can return to your hotel - good bargains abound - and call one of the many escort agencies: we should probablyy not post links here but research is not difficult. You will pay 150 to 350 for an hour. Among the huge choice available there are plenty of young ladies who look like porn girls - recently I have entertained a Darcia Lee lookalike - East European gypsy -
and a twin for Florane Russell, tall blonde Aryan goddess:
But do not stay in that hotel all day, Lizard. When your fair vistor has departed leaving your balls and wallet and the minibar empty, there is much to see and do in Berlin, especially if you are a History-and-Culture kind of a lizard, and although the city is not beautiful, it is fascinating. And quite apart from the 'escorts', you know, elegant fashioable head-turning women who dine exquisitely with you after the opera and then repair to your five star hotel to ride you all night - there are sex venues and sex workers of every imaginable kind in Germany's crazy capital.
Brothels where madame shows you ten stunners and you just canonot make up your mind...swingers clubs where you cuckold a willing and watching local guy...street hookers who will fuck in the video cabin at a sex shop or on a bench in the park...Thai joints offering massages, the ones where a chunky mature lady tugs out your sperm...sex-kinos where there is more going on in the seats than on the screen...gangbang partes galore, dives where you pay 100 to mount six different Romanian chicks...flashy clubs with pool, sauna, buffet and beauties from Hungary hoping to take lizardblizzard to the upstairs rooms.... and all over town, in every block, private apartments where the whole gamut is for sale: pert young Berlin student girls, hungry impoverished wives of the unemployable, Vietcong grannies, huge Nigerian mommas, svelte Russian models, orally fixated Polish Catholic babes, big-booty Brazilians, British anal nymphomaniacs, tall blonde Latvians in black stockings, flabby Hausfrauen lusting to sit on your face, anorexics and junkies pretending to be underage, Turkish delights with jungly pussies, even a club specialising in babes from down under. Cum on Aussie, cum on...
And the fetish scene. Absolutely no-one does this better than the Germans
Lizard, if what you like is being being squeezed into a latex suit and tied on a cross, your wrists handcuffed to your nuts and a chick in a gas-mask kicking into your bumcrack with her army boots while her room-mate pisses in your gagged face, why, Berlin will be an earthly paradise for you. And as for the transvestites of the
Hauptstadt... well, let's not go there: dunno about you, Lizard, but my mom raised me to be a clean-living Christian boy.
October would be a good time for a visit because that is when the city hosts the Venus event, Europe's biggest Erotic Trade fair and a great celebration of the sex-commerce interface. There are usually some European and even American pornstars in attendance, with local celebrities turning out in force, beauties like Jolie Love, seen here doing what she does,
and the intelligent, charming and sex-obsessed Lia Louise, she of GGG and mydirtyhobby, who was signing and presenting photos at last year's event:
The weather in Berlin in October is invigoratingly autumnal, just as well because in one week there you are going to need every ounce of vigor that you can muster, blizzard old chum.
Yes, brassy Berlin has been one big old end-to-end bordello for 150 years, "Berlin bleibt Berlin" as the locals say, which means American boy, come here and get sucked off. Not for nothing did the satyr JFK take one look at the city back in '63 and instantly claim native status...
But NO bareback please, mein freund. It is illegal to sell unrubbered sex in Germany, and although laws are of course made to be broken, a doctor buddy tells me there are some nasty bugs around and we would not want you flying home to Mrs Blizzard with a rainbow-colored Lizard, no siree...
The fair this year is October 17 to 20. See you there, lizard!